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How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Adara1(m): 4:53pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don't bother him with his movements So what's so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY: It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. go shopping with her 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. never forget *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine *arrangements she makes 54.U must satisfy her in bed Men are in big trouble.. |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Beesluv: 4:58pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Women are specially created |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Tallesty1(m): 5:01pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Beesluv:When God was running short of materials |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Beesluv: 5:10pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Tallesty1: God took his time to create women |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Wow...you came up with up to 5 ways to make a man happy! I can beat that: Version 2.0 on how to make a man happy 1. Fill up his stomach 2. Empty his testicles (#balls) How to make a woman happy? 1. Um..... 2. Huh.... 3. Hmm..... 4. Uh....... 5. ......... . . 50...................... . . 100................*scratching head* 1000............*cricket chirping* |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Cutehector(m): 5:13pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Xiadnat:sup friend |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Fulaboy(m): 5:16pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Lmao ladies human version of............ |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Nobody: 5:26pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Cutehector:Happy Sunday Cutie-sy |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Cutehector(m): 5:27pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Xiadnat:lol wats d suffix sy mean |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Beesluv: Please, even God himself don't know what makes a woman tick. Case in point: a Joke.... A man achieved sainthood and God granted him a wish for anything he wants. This man had always wanted to travel, but he has a fear of flying. So, he asked for God to build him a bridge across the globe, so he can drive instead. God sighed and said "I am sorry child, I simply cannot do that". God said; ask me for another. The man said, okay; I've always had trouble understanding women; tell me, God, what does it take to make or keep a woman happy? God took a long pause and then said; "so, how many lanes do you want with that bridge, 2 or 4 lanes"...... LMAO. Classic! Women and their wahala. Funny creatures, we be. I don't even know what makes me tick sef |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by xynerise: 5:34pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Beesluv:Bullshiit! |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Nobody: 5:35pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Cutehector: exaggeration or extension of your cuteness.... a term of endearment. ;-) |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Beesluv: 5:39pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
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Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Beesluv: 5:41pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by Cutehector(m): 5:42pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Xiadnat:lols, hws life ova dr? Hope u enjoyin urself? |
Re: How To Make A Man Happy... Season 1 by xynerise: 5:42pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Beesluv:Tufiakwa!! |
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