ANGELMARVE:
are u born again?

LadyBoss1:


Lol captain sparrow
U want pretty to hunt me dwn .... Knowing her she will probably approve self

I think im a chef lol yh i get dat bitter leaf from dalston . Do u like snail ?
I can really cook all sorts except dat bloody ewa agoyin ..

sinizia:

Holy Mary!!

Lala, you are a cold-hearted smuggler!!

How do you escape their watchful eyes?

sinizia:


If only i had an ark, i'd have kidnapped Lala247 and all these sexy chicks ONLY in preparation of the flood. The rest of living things can die off.

As for the alcohol, is it Ciroc or shekpe?

Cutehector:
sexy who? Half of nairaland babes aint sexy...

LadyBoss1:

ur making me hungry, i haven't had banga soup in ages, but i normally eat mine with yellow garri .. Maybe after work tomorrow i make some Efo .. Got some crab i need to clean self.


What state u in?

sinizia:


Half ain't sexy, the other half nko?

Cutehector:
pretendin to be sexy

ANGELMARVE:
i just want to tell all romancelanders posting abt sex, juju, alchohol and all sorts of rubbish that hell is real and heaven is real, so guys pls repent of ur sins.

ANGELMARVE:
i just want to tell all romancelanders posting abt sex, juju, alchohol and all sorts of rubbish that hell is real and heaven is real, so guys pls repent of ur sins.

Jacksparrow0712:

That's Sweetorgasm trolling.

kramfonos:

That's Sweetorgasm trolling.

Jacksparrow0712:


That dude is missclassy 2.0. He's really sick in the head

LOL. Too many bi-polar folks in this corner of the cyberspace of late.

kramfonos:

LOL. Too many bi-polar folks in this corner of the cyberspace of late.

kramfonos:

Classyalabolas, you also got banned? What's with moderators Mîkuz and Aírmark going on a banning spree all day?

funlord:

Novice in what typing or love?

Sexxkillz:
That was 2 years ago. Niggas should grow up.

so you admit you were not grown then? That's good to know . I'd take your until you prove otherwise

Jacksparrow0712:


Try Glenn

sinizia:

Grey goose? Hmm, you are serial binger.

I can get you 2, 3 and 4, number 1 is rare these days. Niggas be snitching and backstabbing more than an acupunturer.

Sleekyshuga:

Hehehehehehe... Are you partying or something?

I am doing good..

lordhugo:



Never tried Glen's o.

Which is better?

The shorter wide bottle or the slimmer long one?

Jacksparrow0712:
The shorter wide

lordhugo:


That guy looks like an INTER CONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE!

I de fear all those wide vodka bottles.

AK47 and FLIRT are in that category.

abeg, make we no de discuss alcohol this early sweet Monday. lol

sinizia:

Ouch!!

So not even a single soul can claim the sexy title?

kramfonos:

LOL. Too many bi-polar folks in this corner of the cyberspace of late.

misssclassy:


You are still leaving off bursaries. What a shame.
When I was in school I got a yearly scholarship of 200 thousand naira and it didn't even mean anything to me.
And you re here jubilating because of an ordinary bursary.

You are still a kid and you need to grow up.

You are missing the point. What I typed there isn't some bunch of insults that I took time to compile. What I wrote there is the truth.

You see why I said you are a kid. Everything for you is a contest. A contest where you'd always want to win. Do you think that's what life is all about.

You said you get kicks from making my life miserable. Let's examine that shall we.
Did you stop me from eating 5 times yesterday? No
Did you stop me from having a good night sleep? No
Did you stop me from spending quality time with my siblings and family? No
Did you stop me from visiting friends? No
Did you stop me from laughing and smiling? No
Did you stop me from engaging in my day to day activities? No

So how then are you making me miserable?

You have to understand that you are just wasting your time insulting a moniker and not the person behind it.
At the end of the day it's you who would be miserable.

They say time is money, and although I won't like to brag, you and I are definitely not in the same financial strata.

So if you like keep on wasting your time trying to bring me down.
Maybe later in life when your mates are boasting about cars and houses, all you would be boasting about is how you brought an ordinary moniker down and how you achieved your status and an E-lord on the derailers thread in romance section.

You are a male and the pressure is on you to make money quick and get married.
So if you like keep on wasting your time engaging in e-brawls with everyone. I can only but pity you.

You think you are earning peoples respect by all this? No. Everyone sees you as nothing but a kid with a dictionary.
Look at you, basking in the false euphoria that you are better than everyone. That you are some sort of champion that no one can challenge. How pathetic.

What you don't understand is that all this is just a phase. Most of the people you are claiming to"slay" and most of the you are proving your status as the so called E-lord, will leave this section one they and then you would realize that you just wasted you time chasing vanity and foolishness.

All this you're doing doesn't affect my life in anyway. I am still living my normal life the way I supposed to.
Because when I log-out of nairaland, everything about nairaland disappears. I forget about it.

So keep on wasting time and energy on an ordinary moniker. When you are done, you would have seen that it was just a waste of time.

Better wake up and face reality, boy.

Jacksparrow0712:
lol. Morning
Hope you HO no remember you house number?