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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 4:21pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
1bkaye: Lol, that's nice. MAC is what dem segzy gyaldem use. Err, I was just pointing to the fact that most times when you're in space you'll always have the leverage, you've to give in, to exert ya control. It's just like being the overall boss...you always to spread the food, and let everyone eat before you sit back and enjoy the big food. No need to get all too demanding and confrontational about everything, when you can always play the joker when you get him in the tight spot. Yes, men might be the dominant sex but women are a necessity and everything men do, they consciously/subconsciously do it for women. Men just mastered the art of outsmarting women in a world that's theirs. Hence smart/intelligent chics don't force things - they play along till they can expend the joker. Ha! I actually thought you were gonna frown at what I suggested...and start asking for roof-top in Kensington, or somewhere around Strand/Convent-Garden/West-End lol. I like the realness - doing it like Nas did when he took his platinum plaque to the projects. Yes, I play tennis, football, basketball, and ping pong. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
Shymm3x: Lol really? I didn’t notice Yeah controlling the minds of men can be fun lol. Men just mastered the art of outsmarting men in a world that’s theirs? If by this you’re referring to the patriarchal propaganda women have been subjected to over some past thousands of years then I guess I agree? It’s only in the last few decades (give or take) really that women have been offered some of the opportunities men have had access to for ages so why won’t the most 'powerful' people thus far tend to be men? But just wait for us ehn Haha what do you take me for? A good time is a good time, as long as there's fun, friendly people...and food Nice, I love ping pong |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 7:03pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
1bkaye: Lol, I've a lot of sisters (four troublesome girls) and I listen to their convos to sharpen my skills, ya get me? Lmao...don't try controling my mind cos I'm UMC-proof and I can smell BS from afar - that comes with always being assertive/attentive, paying attention to details and how I was raised. You've got to keep it open/plain when dealing with me. You know what? - I read an article on CIF a few weeks ago about how women actually had more rights over a century ago than they have today (I'll see if I can find the link). I believe everything changed after the world wars where women had to stay at home to look after the kids and work in the factories, while the men were out there fighting. Then women have always run the show in a lot of African culture - Queen Nzinga of Kongo and a lot of female Yoruba Kings come to mind. So it has nothing to do with patriarchal propaganda - women just became belligerent and brazen in being confrontational, and men decided to outsmart them - like we still do by giving you lot superficial opportunities. Better go study those women of yore who played their cards by using the waiting game and the joker. Ha, you know a lot of chics like to fake the funk and they want the big dreams. So, you have to always show them both cards - the dream and the real - and go with whatever they want. You're down to earth and I like that. Good to know. Don't worry, I'll teach you tennis as well...got a few rackets. Hopefully, you'll be able to stroke it like Serena Williams and her massive forehand. But you've to be fit tho 1 Like |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
Shymm3x:I swear this is an exaggeration, yes there were noticeable increases in job opportunities but they still weren't 'good' enough to have a hand at the more male dominated roles and whilst the cute little factory jobs may have been oh so liberating they were still seen as lessors, inferior etc they were merely makeshift replacements to be honest. Yeah yeah yeah of course there will be exceptions but generally speaking I'm not bad at tennis (how good are you on a scale of 1-10? ), I prefer badminton though, lol aww you're so cute with your sexual innuendo |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 9:02pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
1bkaye:Na wa o! two of una just hijack this thread, make una xchange phone numbr so that una go continue outside this thread. una just take una own de fill up the innocent pages of the thread. 2 Likes |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
doncharlso:LOL we've also stuck to the topic now, ok sorry sorry Shymexx it was nice talking to you lol see you when I see you |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 9:34pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
1bkaye: No exaggeration there - women just need to play theirs cards right. It's a battle of wits - not the loudest, confrontational, and most emotional. Play ya cards right. Let me correlate an example to buttress my point. For example: do you know that African American women are the most educated group in America. However, how have they been able to transfer that into dominating anything, when the world should be at their feet right now? Erm, compared to my mates and Uncles (cos I'm around and I don't play that often) I'd give myself a 4. When you see them play, you'd think you're watching grandslam tennis...but of course, they can never be as good as professional tennis players. I've never played badminton though - you can bring me in. Lmao @ sexual innuendos - I'm innocent. But I won't mind seeing you hit the serve with the wind blowing; go return a drop shot at the net; or slide to return a cross-court forehand/backhand volley. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 9:35pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
1bkaye: Ignore the guy lol Don't be shy - we're discussing the topic as well. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by NET1(m): 10:01pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
funny thread. .NET |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by mondaynelson20: 10:15pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
Shymm3x:Lol the present day man is angrier than women, women just tend to be more open with their emotions, so it is presumed that they are more emotional than logical. They belong to the stratified, hierarchal nation that is America, that's why It's similar to tennis, just faster? Lmao |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 6:34pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
1bkaye: Lol. Definitely not around women. Most guys just wanna chill and be catered to when they're around their chics. But chics have a way of provoking anger. And even when you ignore them, they'd be all up in ya face cos they thrive on attention and being emotional. Ha! And I thought America's the leader of the free world, no? They need to let my black queens, who are the most educated group in that country through. Dammit!! Battle of wits - you just have to admire how men operate, I tell ya. Women need to learn the game. Err, badminton looks more like a female sport and I classify it in the same bracket as netball/volleyball. But I won't mind giving it a try if you can give me a kiss at every interval, while teaching me how to play it. Anything for the chic...shyte, I'm a guy, and we do everything subconsciously/consciously for women. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 9:09pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
Shymm3x:You're easy targets now Let me just leave you with this your women need to learn the game nonsense Lol I'm nothing special but I can show you a few thangs. Kiss ko, which kain madness is that one? |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by innervoice(m): 10:29pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
MrPresident1: How has he succeeded to make it this far without getting it? @OP What is it that the wife does not like about it? |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 10:35pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
1bkaye: Lmao @ easy targets. It's all fun till someone loses his cotton picking mind and due to reflex action, gets physical. But don't worry all I need is my beats by Dre and the shiitest sport on TV to effect the ignore button. You better let me be ya tutor and teach you how the game is played. The kisses are essential to re-energize my muscles and ya lips should do the trick at every interval, as long as you won't bite my lips off. And I shall return the favour by piggybacking you when we're done. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
Shymm3x:Reflex action you know, boy bye lmao. And what in your opinion is the shiitest sport on TV? Can't promise you anything about the biting, 'relflex action' and all Piggyback riding is cute sha |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 12:38pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
1bkaye: Lol. Don't worry, bae - the only reflex action I show is when it's time reciprocate the gesture when getting jiggy with it, and spread the love the Brooklyn way. Cricket, Rugby, female footie, horse racing et al. I'm crazy cos I actually played both cricket and rugby in Sch., and I understand both sports, but I just grew up to hate them. Biting is cool as long as you don't bite hard and ya lips are moist. Glad you like being piggybacked - you'll get a lot of that. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 3:05pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
Shymm3x:Ah man you're actually funny lol I like horseracing...I played rounders when I was in school, heard of that? I don't mind it, we can take it in turns, I piggyback you first, then you me |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 9:19pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
1bkaye: Lol. What's there to like about horse racing unless you're posh? Or are you posh? Horse racing, dog racing, and polo suck balls - but I defo. won't mind riding a horse with you though. That should be fun. If you wanna go and take a ride wit me.... The only time I probably cared for horse racing a bit was when I used to gamble a lot and I did know the name of the popular horses. But thank God I turned my life around cos the bookies almost sucked all my money - you can never win against those unscrupulous loafers. Yet they keep opening bookies everywhere leeching money off everyone. And maybe one time when I must've followed my boy to the Royal Ascot in Cheltenham. That guy is a serial gambler - he got me into gambling - bad influence. Yes, I know rounders...it's like the bastard offspring of cricket and baseball. Just like what Australian Rules is to Rugby and American Football. Never played it though. Hahaha! So you're going to piggyback my ol'grown arse? Now, I'm supremely on smash...reminiscent of how my mum used to carry the little innocent me around on her back, before life got involved and turned me into a sinner. If you can pull that off, then you should earn the "small mum" tag (that's what we call ride or die chics around these sides). I guess I'll have to remix Luther Vandross' "dance with my father" and change it to, "getting piggybacked by my small mum". So sweet. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 9:35am On Jun 18, 2015 |
Shymm3x:Don't hate on the horses man, eh, I don't know about dog racing or polo, not for me lol Do you find golf boring? I've never gambled in my life to be honest One of my favourite games, it's mainly the thrill of getting people out really and cackling whilst doing so Lol why did I read 'side chics' instead of 'die'? I like 'dance with my father' |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 11:01am On Jun 18, 2015 |
1bkaye:The op just call me say him don tire 4 the two of una;wetin de hungry una sef? make una allow us hear word abeg. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 12:32pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
ethene:Lol ma binuu |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 1:28pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
1bkaye: Lol. I don't hate horses...those are my fellow Mutombos (Michael Blackson's voice - don't let this fly over ya head lol). I'm just unashamedly a child of the ghetto from the city, and horse racing is more of a country/posh thing. Heck, I'd say that Kent is the only place I go to and see horses everywhere - and you know they speak the poshest accent ever there. Now do the maths. 1bkaye, the posh Ibadan chic - defo. can't wait to take a ride on a horse witchu. I love Golf to death and I do watch all the Majors/Opens and Ryder Cup (Team Europe). Golf used to be so so and super posh and till Tiger Woods changed the sport a la Chris Rock and his quote about it ain't a sport till black folks are involved. Ditto Tennis and Williams sisters, James Blake of old, Tsonga, Monfils, Sloane Stephens et al. Anyway, tennis is different for me cos my pops is a tennis enthusiast and got me on it quite early. Err, you can bring me in on rounders as well - I'm open to anything as long as I can get jiggy with it and have fun. Hahaha! That's cheeky. Side chics, yano...we keep it loyal out here and it's loyalty above everything. But there's always room for side chics if they're comfortable in that role. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by FlySly05: 5:13pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
dinachi: With your thorough description of the whole event which supposedly happened to "your guy", something keep telling me it happened to you. Guy tell the truth make devil shame. Lwkm |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
Shymm3x:I was literally just watching a Michael Blackson interview lol I don't do horseriding, I just don't mind watching, you should try it out though, record yourself too so I can laugh lool Oh that's nice, my dad is more of a football fan, not sure if he has any interest in tennis, I know he likes ping pong though Rounders is pure jokes Lord what is the world coming to when people are comfortable being 'side chics' |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by SirShymexx: 7:18pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
1bkaye: Michael Blackson is bare jokes but he just gets too repetitive sometimes. However, he has the greatest adlibs ever - muthasucka, bladder infection, she-him, and mutombo always have me stitches lol. Real men don't ride horses - they let others do the riding loool. Nice...so you should like footie as well, alie? My pops school me on footie, tennis, and boxing - that is why I can analyse those sports like proper analysts and break everything down. Side chics just wanna share, as long as you put a smile in their faces. Can't hate on that cos they always know how to play their position. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
SirShymexx:Never actually watched any of his shows I'm not much of a football fan, can never really get into it Position you know, smh |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by SirShymexx: 7:55pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
1bkaye: You need to check out his section on the bad boys of comedy. It is on YouTube. That is his best stand up show ever IMO and it is forever green. With footie, I can bring you in and show you the beauty of the round leather game. But you gotta ride with my team - Chelsea - the blue bloods and the billionaires. Don't knock their hustle lol. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 8:30am On Jun 22, 2015 |
SirShymexx:Will do, so you're into comedy? Lol I used to support Chelsea when I was like 10 because it was a girl's name lmao |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 11:20pm On May 30, 2019 |
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