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| Things We Believed While Growing Up by Ochiske(m): 12:39am On Jun 17, 2015 |
We grew up with the following mentalities below... All soft drinks are called minerals. All Fathers took first position while at school. India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into a Lion. If your wealth starts reducing, it's your village people who are doing you. Rice and stew... every Sunday afternoon. Every commodity outside Africa is original. Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via sex. She's a Calabar girl... so definitely, she must be good on bed.  Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.  You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you touch the meat.  Every toothpaste is called Macleans. Every insecticide is called a Fleet. Every detergent is called Omo. Any rich Hausa man is an 'Alhaji', the poorones are 'Abokis' .Anyone who smokes is an armed robber. If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam! Only science students are smart. Once you travel overseas (outside the country), you must be very rich. Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him. You must buy bread when traveling. When you lose a tooth, throw it on the rooftop of the house and run round the house 7 times. Every noodle is called Indomie. Any girl who's very pretty is referred to as "Mermaids' while the very ugly ones are referred to as 'Witches'. Any insects that bites you at night are definitely mosquitoes. Any plane passing across the skies are going to America. feel free to add yours. 82 Likes 15 Shares |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by isan(m): 12:55am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Lol so true 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by koligs: 9:47am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Imagine!!!! I was so freaking gullible in my tender age oh.. I believed everythin.. Especially the one that states that if u touch a girl at a tender age, one wouldn't grow tall. Till now, am still a virgin 18 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by Bonapart(m): 9:47am On Jun 17, 2015 |
You be small pikin ooo ....All these you listed all happened in indomie generation except the india and Nigeria match 7 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by AnodaAccountYOo: 9:47am On Jun 17, 2015 |
I have presentation in 30min and am on NL **smh for myself **speed out of the damnn thread 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by fatdon2(m): 9:48am On Jun 17, 2015 |
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| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by Built2last: 9:48am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Permit me to go tribal That all Igbos are fraudsters That all Yoruba women are dirty That all Yoruba women are promiscuos That all Igbos believe in money rituals That all Hausas are Aboki even when we dont know the meaning That anybody accross the niger up north is Hausa ( Now we know Jos, Southern Kaduna and others) that all hausas are lazy and unintelligent That all Tiv people eat house rat That all ekaite has degree in bedmatics that Edo state has an unseen airline..edo airlines (as in, all are flying witches) That all Edo girls are prostitutes and want to go to Italy. That all Ijebu are stingy and diabolic (There was this unsubstantiated fear when someone says i will visit Ijebu for you) That all Igala people are diabolic that all Ebira people are are violent and full of hot temper I have found the above listed to be blantant faulty generalisation 26 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by sukkot: 9:48am On Jun 17, 2015 |
tooth fairy left you some naira under ya pillow afta you lose ya teef 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by daamazing(m): 9:48am On Jun 17, 2015 |
YEs,i blived dis too.pikin life sweet o 1 Like |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by naijainfogalery: 9:49am On Jun 17, 2015 |
That if you stand near a train it will magnetise you, one of my friend still believe that till today That India beat Nigeria 100 : 1 in finals that someone beats you with a broom your something will become small That rich children only eat bread and butter 12 Likes |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by daamazing(m): 9:49am On Jun 17, 2015 |
click like for pikinship 3 Likes |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by kazmanbanjoko(m): 9:49am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Dat GOD is my father and satan is our enemy. And he is still my father why satan still remains my enemy. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by Dottore: 9:49am On Jun 17, 2015 |
[[size=20pt]I havnt heard any news about Papa Oyedepo since Buhari was sworn in.[/size] 6 Likes |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by tobtap: 9:49am On Jun 17, 2015 |
ojuju calabar is the badguy to every kid.... 10 Likes |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by daamazing(m): 9:49am On Jun 17, 2015 |
LIKE FOR Pikhnship |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by Horlawale1(m): 9:49am On Jun 17, 2015 |
True |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by Nobody: 9:50am On Jun 17, 2015 |
I thought the days of the week was only peculiar to Nigeria.   I thought weavons were attached to the scalp directly.  I hid my christmas shoe under the bed and prayed to God to change it to a better one before morning.  ....7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by lollystiver(m): 9:50am On Jun 17, 2015 |
eating too much of beans will make you tall 6 Likes |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by missKiffy(f): 9:50am On Jun 17, 2015 |
The poor ones (hausas) are called Aboki |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by ultrazone(m): 9:50am On Jun 17, 2015 |
qjqjqjq |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by AnneMomoh: 9:50am On Jun 17, 2015 |
tobtap: jaja? |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by xmileeasy: 9:51am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Childhood memories of an Adult |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by AnneMomoh: 9:51am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Dottore: knife? |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by Benbisco(f): 9:51am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Do not stand close to a moving train. It has magnets that can magnet you. do not give children eggs. They will steal ie become thieves. 2 Likes |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by osimataylor(m): 9:51am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Fleeet is sheltox. 9 Likes |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by AnneMomoh: 9:51am On Jun 17, 2015 |
fatdon2: fullstop? |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by richgang(m): 9:51am On Jun 17, 2015 |
I remember when I was still little I used to play, we will act a drama called "Mama and papa" I will be the papa and I will choose a girl I have been having crush on since as mama, then after the drama start, me the papa will now send our children to go buy snail, cos I know before they will see a snail will take up to one hour, so after they are gone, it will now be papa(me) and my crush( mama) all alone in the room, so I will now tell my crush (mama) to attend to me as her husband, .. I guess you guys knows the next step..... I miss playing MAMA and PAPA 13 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by darmys(f): 9:51am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Ochiske: this one . i believed it for a longgggggggggg time1 Like |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by Nokiae5: 9:52am On Jun 17, 2015 |
na you know |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by AnneMomoh: 9:52am On Jun 17, 2015 |
richgang: Thunder? |
| Re: Things We Believed While Growing Up by Nobody: 9:52am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Soooooo true. But thank God we've grown up. These lies shouldn'tpass to the next gengeneration |
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