MizMyColi:



I'm goin tu slip!

MizMyColi:

I prefer straw mats, so why do I need a mattress.
Jesus is enough for me, so why do I need a man?
Donkey!

kika23:


Sleep with him??

chibwike:
Are you planning to become a reverend sister?

MizMyColi:



I prefer straw mats, so why do I need a mattress.

Jesus is enough for me, so why do I need a man?

Donkey!

MizMyColi:


You this PDP wallior
What are you doing in lomance?

Port come politics joor.
Food dun done

Amu not a wallior. Ama lover not a fighter.

MizMyColi:





You sef.
Support my trolling ministry joor

MrCork:



..jesus don't date Nigerian girls, especialy u people from that Lagos....you wantme..don't u??..u dyammm no u do....anyways...they only hope on earth u hav getting me I to act like a lady!!..

kika23:


i am not home-based...... I live in London Peckam... Mrcork's neighbor...
I'm good though..How are you?

WoodcrestMayor:
Na waa o!
I had no idea you moved.
*Clears throat*...mrcork welldoine o!

MrCork:
MizMyColi..sweery..I beg u...don't u ever ever ever copare yor village sef to a beauriful lightskin mammy water lookin sweet Kika23.....You not on the same level and will NEVER EVER on the same level wit her coz she a beauriful Londoner...unlike u homebase village girl with Tribal mark...

MizMyColi...so plis plis plis I beg u....don't contaminate her!!! (no ofeinse)

kika23:

Hahaha...oh yes I did

WoodcrestMayor:

How have you been?

kika23:


Fabulous... You?

MrCork:
...Plis allow me to introduce you to the 1st 2nd & 3rd love of ma life....My sugar, My everytin...and my one & only LONDON PEKAM BEAUTY: **Sweet Mona**

...MONA...say hello to Nairaland!!

Suchie:


Liar,thats not yur car....

MrCork:



....really?...lol...my brother..i don't mean to sound rudes but guys like u never make it in life ....thats y am in London & u stuck ther in Nigeria! (no ofeense)

WoodcrestMayor:
Spent!

kika23:


Why?

MrCork:
...MizMyColi is juss loookin for a husband coz she angry........truss me....she stands a really big shance wit me if only she can act like a lady (REAL TALK)

booqee:
@bolded. its confirmed and its official! Corkyjoe is from Ibadan and also resides there!!!..

MrCork:



....really?...lol...my brother..i don't mean to sound rudes but guys like u never make it in life ....thats y am in London & u stuck ther in Nigeria!

(no ofeense)

Suchie:




See this fool,for yur mind yu are in London huh and you think london is a country.Ordinary london kwa send me yur address and i will visit yur Gabbage crib...ok for yur info am in United States,and if yu want my number i can send it to yu to confirm.Ezi ofia.You are in ordinary london wey dey like ajegunle you are making noise.Go and sit down jor.Hisssed

Yu really need to go back to school...No offense

MrCork:



...haters ever wear ......bro keep hatin...fact remains:

1..I DRIVE A RANGE...YOU DONT.

2.. AM IN LONDON.... YOU AINT

3.. I GOTS POUNDS STERLIN.....U DONT

4.. I GOT MOINEY..... YOU... (no cooment)


.....bRO,..be nice to me I will post u £10 cah ther in Nigeria to buy a Suit (no ofeeeensse)

Suchie:


Am in london am in london as if there is anything big happening in london,Go sit yur butt somewhere.
Lol,yu talk too much,and yu make a whole lot of noise.Keep hatin for wat.Yu are in London and am in the United states...a citizen and am hating.Stop making noise abeg.Drop yur number and i will call yu with my number lets prove it.Stop all this empty noises yu are making.Anyway yu are in Haïti not even naija.Asshole.

MrCork:



^^^^^ok so u travellEd from Enugu to Lagos in 5 minute...abi??...THIS IS HOW U PEOPLEL TRAVELL??

...LOOOOKHEAR BROTHER...IF U LIE AGAIN..I WILL PULL OUT MA 17inches LOOOOOONG *kondo* AND SLAP YOR FACE WITH IT.. U LIER.. GOAT!!!

sexymoma:
Guess you are new here... MR Cork has been using that Dp for good 9yrs now..