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Seven Reasons Why They Say I'm Crazy by Whizpeter(m): 5:17pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
7 REASONS WHY THEY SAY I'M CRAZY!!! * Whenever I feel an Headache, I plug in my headset in the highest volume and head towards the market.. * I had unprotected sex with a lady cos she told me she was HIV positive.. * I left the freeway and joined the traffic jam when I was 10mins late for a crucial appointment.. * I sprayed insecticides in my room and left the doors and windows open because of heat * I put on my generator and didnt change over because I want to save fuel.. * I wore a suit to bed so that I could look corporate in my dreams... * My GF told me she was a virgin so I should be ready to break her hymen.. I came the next day with a Hammer and Chisel... Some one please tell me, Am I really Crazy Cc: Lalasticlala |
Re: Seven Reasons Why They Say I'm Crazy by ShakurM(m): 5:21pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
U are Funny Nice one 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Seven Reasons Why They Say I'm Crazy by Whizpeter(m): 5:27pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
ShakurM:Thanks Bro |
Re: Seven Reasons Why They Say I'm Crazy by nairalife2013(m): 5:31pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Funny! Dat 1st one is me, when my 2nd daughter is home!!! |
Re: Seven Reasons Why They Say I'm Crazy by Whizpeter(m): 5:41pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
nairalife2013: |
Re: Seven Reasons Why They Say I'm Crazy by REMMEI(m): 5:44pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
You're a certified weyrey.. Wait!.. no be you dey pursue una landlady fowl with no clothes on yesterday?.. 1 Like |
Re: Seven Reasons Why They Say I'm Crazy by Whizpeter(m): 5:48pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
REMMEI: Lol... That fowl finally ended in my pot of stew last night... |
Re: Seven Reasons Why They Say I'm Crazy by REMMEI(m): 5:50pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Whizpeter: Buh you rape am before you murder the innocent thing.. smh!.. |
Re: Seven Reasons Why They Say I'm Crazy by coolebux(m): 5:55pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
I put Dettol in my enemy's soup cos if I don't take care of him no one will. |
Re: Seven Reasons Why They Say I'm Crazy by Whizpeter(m): 5:55pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
REMMEI: The end justifies the means.... It served its purpose of nourishing me and thats what matters... 1 Like |
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