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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:30pm On Jun 19, 2015

tosyne2much......how many time did I call your name?

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Truckpusher(m): 9:30pm On Jun 19, 2015

dearpreye:

Haha haha! Hahaha!

Bro some of these chick can be wicked I swear.

But we sef dun big pass that level sha - it is either you're fuccking or you're not .

No time for time wasters . grin

Time is money and you've got too many hungry puccies around to be wasting time trying to beg one to behave. cheesy

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Dahjhi: 9:32pm On Jun 19, 2015

tosyne2much:

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8. She Wears Tight A Jean Trouser

This is another way ladies try to secure themselves. Those who are not too sure of themselves will wear a jean trouser that will be as tight as escaping from Kirikiri

9. She Brings Her Friend Along

She never told you prior to her arrival that she will be coming with a friend. She suddenly showed up with her friend. It's just one of those things

10. She Pretends To Be fasting

Even if she's not, she will pretend to be fasting in a bid to signal to you that No show at all. Funny enough, some of them will mistakenly eat bubble gum

Chaii.. Tosyne don come again.

8.. If she like make she wear metal. I no go even help her when I drive her enter the mood.

9. We do that division of labour. That's why my brothers are around. Even they won't be happy when your sisi visits alone

10. Honestly I don take $ex break her fasting before.. I wait jejeli make her 4 O'clock knack. After that nah Viju. Next nah the full match .
Hish

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jun 19, 2015

Truckpusher:
Bro some of these chick can be wicked I swear.

But we sef dun big pass that level sha - it is either you're fuccking or you're not .

No time for time wasters .

Time is money and you've got too many hungry puccies around to be wasting time trying to beg one to behave.

That scissors talk shaaa a! !!!!!
I can't stop laughing! ..

It's a case of the smartness of the Hunter and the unperching continual flight of the bird.

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by ArabianPrince: 9:34pm On Jun 19, 2015

Why does it always have to be about sex? Like Nairaland mods are sexually malnourished knowing fully well that most Nairalanders are also sex starved. Probably part reason why most sex topics makes front page. Another reason why incidence and prevalence of rape is on the increase. When most youths are sexually alerted, inclined and groomed. Guess there are better topics craving for front page.
Ladies beware of Guys you roll out with and where you go.

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Swagk101(m): 9:34pm On Jun 19, 2015

adeh39:
Tosyne2much

Me and you go still put leg inside the same trouser one day

As for that period thingy....... Chaii, I dey do am wella, even when I'm not on my period, I go just wear ordinary pad like that

Guy : S.heart you know that I've missed you *Started caressing and kissing me*

Me: Awww! I've missed you too, but darling, I saw my period this morning *with a sad face*

Chaiii! That thing dey sweet me die

Oooops! I hope Wristwatch is not online

#TEAM SCENT

There's always an alternative...U didn't tell us u gave him Mouthaction

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by creepsyme(f): 9:35pm On Jun 19, 2015

am guilty of all except 10 and 7.

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by staymore: 9:35pm On Jun 19, 2015

whizqueen:
What I do is that I wear Iron Pant to his house

And once he didn't show any sign or make any move, you start feeling maybe you are not attracted to him, and in turn now try to seduce him and before you know your iron pant is down grin

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Staru1(m): 9:36pm On Jun 19, 2015

tosyne2much:
[i]

98percent correct,i would have given you 100percent but due no machine is complete accurate,you too baba.

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by ybalogs(m): 9:38pm On Jun 19, 2015

I asked her to come over only for her to come with two of her friends. The plan was for us to go out and have fun but seeing those two with her has already killed any form of vibe. Anyways, I commot itiju tell them say cos of BVN, my ATM was blocked so I couldn't withdraw. Water sef, I no give them and in the end they left after like 10 minutes. I had to call her later that my ATM will continue to be blocked if she keeps playing the same game. Lobatan

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by deeLima86(m): 9:39pm On Jun 19, 2015

Omo nothing vex me reach that period thingy
There are ways around all other points apart from that time of the month wey be our heartbreak.

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by great03(m): 9:39pm On Jun 19, 2015

whizqueen:
What I do is that I wear Iron Pant to his house

U meet a guy like me, u will selflessly take d pant off...

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by hardychris(m): 9:39pm On Jun 19, 2015

Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now

Believe me at your own peril
cc: tosyne2much

hahahhaa but bros u didn't finish the story, may be you didn't know that you fainted the 20th time and that you are typing this from the mortuary. Funny u

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jun 19, 2015

Truckpusher:
Dem go wear one short tight Jean wey no get button.

Na so me too dey keep scissors for my bedside drawer , turn to tailor sharp sharp.

**Faints*

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by peeparty(m): 9:41pm On Jun 19, 2015

Truckpusher:
Bro some of these chick can be wicked I swear.

But we sef dun big pass that level sha - it is either you're fuccking or you're not .

No time for time wasters .

Time is money and you've got too many hungry puccies around to be wasting time trying to beg one to behave.

yes oo my broda i know dey follow pikin play oo,

common open the lotto sharp sharp

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Elan83(m): 9:43pm On Jun 19, 2015

Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now

Believe me at your own peril
cc: tosyne2much

mad ppl evrywhere!

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by hardychris(m): 9:45pm On Jun 19, 2015

MzMayD:
its not every time ladies are in the mood you know?

And sometimes guys act like their lives depends on it .

So we gat to bring something up

So don't blame us

Blame guys uncontrollable urge

but you ladies likes it more than men but pretence will always hold u guys back which is bad

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by cabjoy(m): 9:45pm On Jun 19, 2015

deeLima86:
Omo nothing vex me reach that period thingy
There are ways around all other points apart from that time of the month wey be our heartbreak.

Me don't care in as much I need it
lolx

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by harry509: 9:48pm On Jun 19, 2015

tosyne2much:
[i]

and they want money ooh. Bt no sex. Well I don wise sha.

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jun 19, 2015

tosyne2much:
Could you believe someone shared my write-up with me on BBM just now

The person no know say na me be the original writer

...oboy I no go die for laugh ooo..chei...I don die finish...

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by abdulkayus(m): 9:50pm On Jun 19, 2015

cabjoy:

Me don't care in as much I need it
lolx

Dirty and uncontrollable men like u are disgrace to good men. Ur statement is nauseating.

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by soleexx(m): 9:52pm On Jun 19, 2015

No gal fit cum my side wey I no go nack...if she won pretend I go flash ham my wollect straight

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by tosyne2much(m): 9:52pm On Jun 19, 2015

youngdude1:
tosyne2much......how many time did I call your name?

Na just once u call my name oooo

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:52pm On Jun 19, 2015

dearpreye:

Haha haha! Hahaha!

...i don die for laugh finish...I no know say apart from pushing truck truckpusher na TAILOR...chei... cheesy

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by millionboi(m): 9:53pm On Jun 19, 2015

U ended it as joke,instead of telin us d truth....u visited olosho?

Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now

Believe me at your own peril
cc: tosyne2much

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:54pm On Jun 19, 2015

IzonOwei:
...i don die for laugh finish...I no know say apart from pushing truck truckpusher na TAILOR...chei...

My ribs! People around me are thinking I've gone nuts!!!!

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by ipledge4(m): 9:57pm On Jun 19, 2015

Ban no allow me book Space...one lady visite me with dz King screw belt that i have never seen in my life...she loosen thé belt for me after i promised not to have sex with her...and i always keep to word

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by legatto(m): 9:58pm On Jun 19, 2015

whizqueen:
What I do is that I wear Iron Pant to his house

lol iron pant 4 where, except d guy no they in mood oo if u like wear golden limestone pant, na after d 1st round u go notice where ur pant don fly reach

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by uyisteven(m): 9:58pm On Jun 19, 2015

whizqueen:
What I do is that I wear Iron Pant to his house

we praiz God technology is takin ova d world...Iron Pants can now be broken/accessed......

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:59pm On Jun 19, 2015

wristwatch:

Orijin baba

egbon mi, how far na?

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by rudestmcblaze: 10:02pm On Jun 19, 2015

Gals can form, when konji don catch dem na so dem go dae find person come.
Na so 1 gal wey I been dae beg jez dae carry post me, suddenly she tell me say she dae come my house.

I just talk for my mind say God punish devil because I no gree bleep her even wen she try to seduce me ( she even show me her bra clad b**bs) I teach her say no be every guy d*ck dae control

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Truckpusher(m): 10:03pm On Jun 19, 2015

prettythicksme:
**Faints*

How can you be fainting everyday? angry

Na people like you go sama lies give man sey ya belle dey pain you , sotay the mumu go come dey pity you forget say two of una get match.

If na me , you dun catch foul be that. grin

After all na belle dey pain you no be the tete. cheesy

Open door make I enter jare. grin

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