Truckpusher:
How can you be fainting everyday?

Na people like you go sama lies give man sey ya belle dey pain you , sotay the mumu go come dey pity you forget say two of una get match.

If na me , you dun catch foul be that.
After all na belle dey pain you no be the tete.


Open door make I enter jare.

prettythicksme:
chaiiiiiiiiii and u think i will open my tete for u if i get belle pain right?lailai btw na menstration lie me i dey always lie

Tomfrench:
OR, SHE TELLS YOU THAT, ALL THE MEN SHE HAD SLEPT WITH, DIED BEFORE MIDNIGHT

Truckpusher:
I must confirm am o.

Show me the pad , at least show me some blood I fit just respect myself but if junior no still gree get sense and calm down , you go carry am for mouth and anywhere wey hole dey for ya body

cabjoy:


Me don't care in as much I need it
lolx

Bros that na no go area for me o
nothing fall my iroko reach that yarns, the thing go just go down low finish, then case closed till another lucky day

Emilord:
hehehe,then I will tell her that all d girls that ve told me lies died the following day

Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now

Believe me at your own peril
cc: tosyne2much

MzMayD:
its not every time ladies are in the mood you know?

And sometimes guys act like their lives depends on it .

So we gat to bring something up


So don't blame us

Blame guys uncontrollable urge

whizqueen:
What I do is that I wear Iron Pant to his house

dubylhover:
dat no 5 ,b4 girl visit me,i must stylishly ask wheda shes not on,cos y else wud i want to invite a girl ova,unless its really business

they wud also use false story of rape,so that yu wud pity dm ,all d fake rape pipo always have d same story.d same format,na so me sef go cum d show dm compassion,dy wash head small small,say every girl needs love to b made to her ...
but if i have tins at d back of my mind,and i c dat d girl is not forth coming,i go cut ties immediately oo..

notime

Truckpusher:
Dem go wear one short tight Jean wey no get button.

Na so me too dey keep scissors for my bedside drawer , turn to tailor sharp sharp.

Truckpusher:
My brother that thing na general sickness.

Something wey dey hold papa hold pikin join.

Deejavuu:


Hahahahah!!

Truckie change.



You need CHRIST!!

MzMayD:
its not every time ladies are in the mood you know?

And sometimes guys act like their lives depends on it .

So we gat to bring something up


So don't blame us

Blame guys uncontrollable urge

Truckpusher:
Hehe..... Change from what to what?