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Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
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Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by stinggy(m): 11:24pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
redgem:No worry i go soon change ds moniker to blackgem.... for ur sake, zint dt touchin But nawah 4 u ooo... stinggy and stingy na same tin? |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by redgem(f): 12:14am On Jun 20, 2015 |
stinggy: They aren't same |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by nwakaibeya1: 12:41am On Jun 20, 2015 |
today is another FRIDAY NIGHT for VIGIL and FASTING usually organised by story teling pastors&prophets parishioners whom we call spiritually blind followers after denying them sleep and food still remain in evil bondages ,evil oppression and family wickedness and witches and wizards still feast on them and still so called pastors and prophets pose and boast without giving them genuine total LIBERATION and the commonest promise of Jesuschrist which is peace even when some bornagains or parishioners manage to escape in the form of so called miracles its never permanent because the pastorsand prophets also turn around to beg the evil spirits at night to allow them some breath of air and thats why the sacrifice continues moving without them beign free and in charge of their spiritual lives as it supposed to be hence the gift of JESUSCHRIST to those who come to him should be same which is to be above all kinds of evil powers and oppresssion?but with and if they truly know the real Jesus Christ they dont need night vigil and fasting for real JesusChrist to hear their call just like we dont need those before real JesusChrist can hear when we call on him because the light and mantle and the power that be is with us and human beigns will be saying but Jesus Christ fasted yes but do you know the spiritual implications of why he fasted and if we condemn it now cant you test the power and spirit which we are using to condemn it if you are wise enough?but because this is not comming from those pastors and prophets you value so much and its not conventional that fasting and night vigil is condemned but we also give you the authority to show them this truth and revelation and they are free to confront us for proof and challenge after JESUSCHRSIT said test every spirit if you have the genuine power and spirit to test as commanded ,hence So many Christian sister&brother&secular remain in great bondage to the marine spirits&pastors and prophets remain afraid to help them because there is NO UNBELEIVABLE JESUSCHRIST POWER and LIGHT to liberate them as they refuse to key into the strange unbeleivable revelation and truth even when they know its true just like pharoah new the truth of moses and still prefered to end up in the ocean pharoahs descendants are still in existence today and very plenty in churches? be that as it may be dont forget that JESUSCHRIST is not bound to save every body because his saving grace has a clause hence he said come to me all ye that are tired or carrying evil loads means that so many are not tired of carrying evil loads at all and so he doesnt need to save them until they become tired and come to him genuinely:we have spoken again to the whole world and those who have ear to hear let them hear what the spirits are saying:jeremiah 5,21-22 mathew 13,13-14 romans 11,21-22 |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by tosyne2much(m): 1:07am On Jun 20, 2015 |
redgem:I'm right here swthrt 1 Like |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by Cutehector(m): 1:31am On Jun 20, 2015 |
redgem:his name |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by onyeguy: 1:40am On Jun 20, 2015 |
animalz: Too serious why
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Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by suzzy16(f): 2:14am On Jun 20, 2015 |
SkinnyDude:chaii,igbo mothers re a vry big disciplinarian o |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by suzzy16(f): 2:15am On Jun 20, 2015 |
SkinnyDude:vry funny,ehn |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by dyabman(m): 6:27am On Jun 20, 2015 |
redgem: Who ? |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by selense7(m): 6:32am On Jun 20, 2015 |
[b][/b]nawao o |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by fanzz: 6:51am On Jun 20, 2015 |
virgin dey hell |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by Nobody: 6:56am On Jun 20, 2015 |
2kris:what are u talking abt?? |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by redgem(f): 7:23am On Jun 20, 2015 |
tosyne2much: Hahahah...na joke I dey joke oh! |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by 48noble(m): 7:23am On Jun 20, 2015 |
SkinnyDude: hahaha. virgin, I Hail You. Even Our Pastor's Children Didnt Come Out. Only Underage Girls Came Out. It Wasnt Funny That Day. See As People Take Dey Murmur Girl: if I don't go out my mum will know I'm not a virgin (thinking fast) Girl: Mum,this could be Ritual selection time Mum: holds her hand,pls don't go,i know u r still a virgin, pls |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by Nobody: 7:27am On Jun 20, 2015 |
animalz: There r still virgins, it depends on where ur looking. |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by SkinnyDude(m): 7:53am On Jun 20, 2015 |
48noble:48noble: *sweating* Mum I Want To Out And Ease Myself, Am Pressed Mum: Cant You Hear The Pastor Calling You Guys? 48noble: *starts Stammering* Hahe I.I. Mu.Mu. He. Pl.Pl. Plea. Mum: Shut Up! *drags Em To The Altar* Skinnydude: Hahaha. 48noble Don Enter Chance Today. The Mum Think Say Em Son Na Virgin |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by Progress2468(m): 7:53am On Jun 20, 2015 |
pure2012soul: U mean Universal Donor, O+ 1 Like |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by tosyne2much(m): 8:03am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by redgem(f): 8:06am On Jun 20, 2015 |
tosyne2much:I'm extremely good, thanks for asking |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by 2kris(m): 8:13am On Jun 20, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:i never believed u were these tribalistic...and i was busy patronizing ur blog and liking ur matured comment....nanananana......now i knw better d face behind d mask |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by tosyne2much(m): 8:15am On Jun 20, 2015 |
redgem:As your status implies, ooyah go through my posts if you would find aggressive comments |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by AmarachiOnuoha(m): 8:25am On Jun 20, 2015 |
redgem:I have withnessed it happened in one RCCG church, when they were looking for virgins that will be praying for the well being of the church and it's members. |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by redgem(f): 8:30am On Jun 20, 2015 |
tosyne2much: Lol...it sounds funny but I'm being serious.. |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by tosyne2much(m): 8:32am On Jun 20, 2015 |
redgem:I never implied that you aint serious bout it Now go thru my posts and tell me if you would reply my pm |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by redgem(f): 8:47am On Jun 20, 2015 |
tosyne2much: Hehehehe....ok |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by Nobody: 8:54am On Jun 20, 2015 |
2kris:when was I tribalistic? |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by omaji53jeremiah: 10:04am On Jun 20, 2015 |
most virgin will ashamed of coming out, do not think she is one. |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by Elerineye01(m): 10:35am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by 2kris(m): 10:45am On Jun 20, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:on d other thread...naf were attacking kidnapers and u were trowing tribalistic insults on the ss and se ......here u are pretending as if u dnt knw wat i am talking abt |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by Nobody: 10:48am On Jun 20, 2015 |
2kris:now I know u are just a yaba left patient who escaped sorry if I hurt ur tribe, buh to hell with ur patronizing my blog and all. what a daftie |
Re: When Pastor Asks Virgins To Come Out (photo) by 2kris(m): 10:58am On Jun 20, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:thank u i was expecting that earlier we are doomed if pple that are suppose to seperate,control,ban tribalistic comment are speaking like these |
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