MosakuAW:
If truly this is your pix.

Are you from Calabar?

Just kidding, you look so sweet. I will have love to marry you but am taken and i can't leave my wife for anybody.

ZedX6:
_Idiot, why won't it generate comments? Ewu ocha.

misssclassy:

ZedX6:
Katrina, kedu?

Oye bu katrina
A dim mma.

Ebe ka e o since? Ana ma hu gi na nairaland again.

misssclassy:


Oye bu katrina
A dim mma.

Ebe ka e o since? Ana ma hu gi na nairaland again.

You miss me, ****?

How come no one always sniffs you out?

sandrannna:


Who asked u?

ZedX6:
You miss me,

How come no one always sniffs you out?

Maybe because they are not as smart as you.

misssclassy:


Maybe because they are not as smart as you.

ZedX6:
Hmm. If you say so, Nwa Umuahia.

Biko edit away that name.

E nuna, nwa ngwa

misssclassy:


Biko edit away that name. I used it to cause trouble somewhere and got banned

E nuna, nwa ngwa

ZedX6:
Done.

What's the distance between Ngwa and Umuahia?

Why do you think I'm Ngwa btw?

misssclassy:


Thanks.

Erm, I don't normally go to the village that much but I remember one time when I was a kid, my dad and I journeyed from our village in Umuahia to someone's house in Ngwa
It didn't take us more than 15 minutes to reach Ngwa
We used a car by the way.

I know you are Ngwa. My instincts tell me so and my instincts never fail me.

If I was Ngwa, I'd have known the distance between Umuahia and Ngwa.

So when last did you go to the village? Did you go the the farm, climb a tree or process garri?

ZedX6:
If I was Ngwa, I'd have known the distance between Umuahia and Ngwa.

So when last did you go to the village? Did you go the the farm, climb a tree or process garri?

Maybe the reason you don't know the distance between Umuahia and Ngwa is because you don't know where Umuahia is

The last time I went to the village was during my parternal grand mother's burial. She was the last grand parent I had.
That was in 2009. I can't remember all what I did then, but I know I didn't climb trees, neither did I go to the farm. Despite the fact that there was a farm at the back of our compound, my dad never let us near there.

Yes, I remember my mum and aunt processing cassava. I can still remember that strong smell. I hated that smell.

misssclassy:


Maybe the reason you don't know the distance between Umuahia and Ngwa is because you don't know where Umuahia is

The last time I went to the village was during my parternal grand mother's burial. She was the last grand parent I had.
That was in 2009. I can't remember all what I did then, but I know I didn't climb trees, neither did I go to the farm. Despite the fact that there was a farm at the back of our compound, my dad never let us near there.

Yes, I remember my mum and aunt processing cassava. I can still remember that strong smell. I hated that smell.

ZedX6:
You can't remember all that happened 6 years ago? Nwa nti nti.

Soon you'll tell me you don't eat fufu.

I eat fufu, amala, eba, pounded yam and semovita

Starships4u:
Pretty girl with long neck like giraffe.... Were u peeping tru out ur days in college??

misssclassy:


I eat fufu, amala, eba, pounded yam and semovita

ZedX6:
With bare hands, or. . .?

With both hands and cutlery.

But I prefer hands though. It's more efficient