She no gree follow me back.. As I dey follow am like dundee united

Youngpo413:
atleast money is far more better than those over_used pusys offered by ladies.

joysticks becomes weak with age too

MarryMeee:
joysticks becomes weak with age too

thrice compared to women sagged breast.

Sagamite:


You are a pussi!

That is why you are being called a boy who cannot match up to me.

Actually the boy I was referring to was you

Sagamite:


Okay.

Pele! Ku ishe.

I told you not to go there.

Is it big 4 shacking your head? You come in to the back office to look at figures?

When I was your age I was beyond that level at the very start. I am something your type would have wanted to be but could not.

These are my old posts on such:

https://www.nairaland.com/49010/describe-job/3#2489213
https://www.nairaland.com/403381/why-nigerian-man-prefer-women/24#7007577
https://www.nairaland.com/1527136/mckinsey-interview/2#20380360
https://www.nairaland.com/1527136/mckinsey-interview#19722183
http://www.jarushub.com/sagamite-the-management-consulting-industry-the-integrated-advisory-landscape/

AHHH! Notyourb1tch, no let Sagamu boast o! Ma je ki n boast!

Sagamite too much weed is not good for you. @ I come into the back office to look @ figures. I think your homeboy should educate you on what an auditor actually is and does. When you were my age you were beyond that level? What are you? 40? I ain't as young as you think. Don't let the 'baby face" fool you.

I heard you work @ a factory . It explains a lot wrt the cuss words.

Notyourb1tch:
Sagamite too much weed is not good for you. @ I come into the back office to look @ figures. I think your homeboy should educate you on what an auditor actually is and does. When you were my age you were beyond that level? What are you? 40? I ain't as young as you think. Don't let the 'baby face" fool you.

I heard you work @ a factory . It explains a lot wrt the cuss words.

Sagamite, it seems both of you are fond of each other. I will be happy if you take the next step outside this forum and actually PM notyourb1tch.
I would rejoice if i see a die-hard bachelor like you get hooked with such a beauty through this thread.
it will be fulfilling to me as the OP. The thread would have served a purpose.
the ball is in your court, Sagamite. both of you are in UK. you can be trolling here with truckpusher while you do the behind-the-scene work with her.

olowoba:

Sagamite, it seems both of you are fond of each other. I will be happy if you take the next step outside this forum and actually PM notyourb1tch.
I would rejoice if i see a die-hard bachelor like you get hooked with such a beauty through this thread.
it will be fulfilling to me as the OP. The thread would have served a purpose.
the ball is in your court, Sagamite. both of you are in UK. you can be trolling here with truckpusher while you do the behind-the-scene work with her.

this will never happen bro. That nigga has no game at all even Subom1 and I have a better chance than him

olowoba:

Sagamite, it seems both of you are fond of each other. I will be happy if you take the next step outside this forum and actually PM notyourb1tch.
I would rejoice if i see a die-hard bachelor like you get hooked with such a beauty through this thread.
it will be fulfilling to me as the OP. The thread would have served a purpose.
the ball is in your court, Sagamite. both of you are in UK. you can be trolling here with truckpusher while you do the behind-the-scene work with her.

Supported

I wish there was a block button

Youngpo413:
thrice compared to women sagged breast.

i agree a weak dick is 3times worse than sagged boobs

Notyourb1tch:
Actually the boy I was referring to was you

Cut the crap, girl.

You know the cretins you called boys. Don’t try and bend it.

Blow them a kiss.

Notyourb1tch:
Sagamite too much weed is not good for you.

Again another angle you can not come at me from. I am not like the quality of men in your romantic circles.

Read the bottom part of this my old post.

https://www.nairaland.com/859170/marriage-worth-it-guys/35#13527947

Notyourb1tch:

@ I come into the back office to look @ figures. I think your homeboy should educate you on what an auditor actually is and does. When you were my age you were beyond that level? What are you? 40? I ain't as young as you think. Don't let the 'baby face" fool you.

I heard you work @ a factory . It explains a lot wrt the cuss words.

Auditors? Are you not there to audit the financial statement and systems to give independent assurance to shareholders and other stakeholders?

Anyway, that is by the way. It is irrelevant to my point. My point is that, you are not operating at C-level. Despite your understandable pride in your getting into the Big 4, I told you not to come at me from career angle because you would lose. Being an auditor was like a 4th option to me. What I do is what your likes would want to do and would go to some of the best MBA schools in the world to be able to convert to do it.

I told you earlier I am humble on Saturdays hence why I did not want to blow my trumpet and I only boast during the weekdays? Well it is Monday now, so I am going to boast.

Girl, I am fcking smart!

What you do is piece easy to me. I have always heard people say they are scared of figures/maths. I am fcking hot in maths.

When I was doing A-Levels, I was so freaking hot in Maths and Further Maths, I got 98% and 99% in half of my modules. The rest were over 90%, only one of the further maths fcked me up.

When I say fcked me up, that means I got 85%.

Even the ones I got 98/99% in, {Says in his strongest Yoruba accent} I was cheated sheeted. I remember after like the 4th one, I got so pissed and went to my Maths tutor that "I know I got 100%, why are these people giving me 99% and I wanted to appeal". Because when I left the exam hall, I knew I got all the answers right. Not only did I get them right, in most of the exams, I finished like 5 minutes before time and used to sit looking around at others. Mo gbona! (I am hot!).

This was when the maths tutor had to explain to me that when they are marking papers, they try to spread people into percentiles that are not too different from historical markings so they look for ways to cut marks. So they most likely removed 1-2% from my marks for not showing a simple step in my work (which I must have assumed was common sense), not because I did not get the answer. Sheeting! Won Sheet mi! (They cheated me!)

And this was despite hardly ever going to class o. I was always in the library for other reasons. (See below links for when I was young and mistakenly going for girls like you and rascality I try to avoid now). I never went to class, I just picked my Maths text book, read and then attempt ALL questions in the book.

I love Maths so much, when I see a tough maths question this is how I am.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZmv9PPrczw

Let me put it to you in relative terms, I have always known if Amber Rose comes to me now and says, “Sagamite, take me. Put your lovely huge stick in me and tear me apart”, in my wild excitement I would not last 3 minutes before I start screaming “ARRRRRRGHHH! OJIGBIJIGBIJIGBI!”. With a tough Maths question, I am a 1-minute man. I will climax in the one minute I will use to solve it.

So please, never again come and say because you be auditor, you don carry first. I can do the toughest part of what you do in my sleep.

You know the worst thing? I think I made a mistake with my career.

I should have been a lawyer. I am so infallible in Logic, I don’t know how I can lose a case where my client did not do something wrong blatantly. I could even have got Madoff off his charges.

99% in Maths?

110% in Logic and Arguments!

When it comes to intellect, career, achievements and looks, don’t go there! You will lose.

https://www.nairaland.com/816612/o-ye-people/16#9863581
https://www.nairaland.com/816612/o-ye-people/17#9868826

olowoba:

Sagamite, it seems both of you are fond of each other. I will be happy if you take the next step outside this forum and actually PM notyourb1tch.
I would rejoice if i see a die-hard bachelor like you get hooked with such a beauty through this thread.
it will be fulfilling to me as the OP. The thread would have served a purpose.
the ball is in your court, Sagamite. both of you are in UK. you can be trolling here with truckpusher while you do the behind-the-scene work with her.

You are a wicked man.

So you want Mixty and blackpanther25 to go and commit suicide because I am taking their woman?

She needs to blow the 2 sissies a kiss and make their day fulfilled.

Sagamite:


Cut the crap, girl.

You know the cretins you called boys. Don’t try and bend it.

Blow them a kiss.



Again another angle you can not come at me from. I am not like the quality of men in your romantic circles.

Read the bottom part of this my old post.

https://www.nairaland.com/859170/marriage-worth-it-guys/35#13527947



Auditors? Are you not there to audit the financial statement and systems to give independent assurance to shareholders and other stakeholders?

Anyway, that is by the way. It is irrelevant to my point. My point is that, you are not operating at C-level. Despite you understandable pride in your getting into the Big 4, I told you not to come at me from career angle because you would lose. Being an auditor was like a 4th option to me. What I do is what your likes would want to do and would go to some of the best MBA schools in the world to be able to convert to do it.

I told you earlier I am humble on Saturdays hence why I did not want to blow my trumpet and I only boast during the weekdays? Well it is Monday now, so I am going to boast.

Girl, I am fcking smart!

What you do is piece easy to me. I have always heard people say they are scared of figures/maths. I am fcking hot in maths.

When I was doing A-Levels, I was so freaking hot in Maths and Further Maths, I got 98% and 99% in half of my modules. The rest were over 90%, only one of the further maths fcked me up.

When I say fcked me up, that means I got 85%.

Even the ones I got 98/99% in, {Says in his strongest Yoruba accent} I was cheated sheeted. I remember after like the 4th one, I got so pissed and went to my Maths tutor that "I know I got 100%, why are these people giving me 99% and I wanted to appeal". Because when I left the exam hall, I knew I got all the questions right. Not only did I get them right, in most of the exams, I finished like 5 minutes before time and used to sit looking around at others. Mo gbona! (I am hot!).

This was when the maths tutor had to explain to me that when they are marking papers, they try to spread people into percentiles that are not too different from historical markings so they look for ways to cut marks. So they most likely removed 1-2% from my marks for not showing a simple step in my work (which I must have assumed was common sense), not because I did not get the answer. Sheeting! Won Sheet mi! (They cheated me!)

And this was despite hardly ever going to class o. I was always in the library for other reasons. (See below links for when I was young and mistakenly going for girls like you and rascality I try to avoid now). I never went to class, I just picked my Maths text book, read and then attempt ALL questions in the book.

I love Maths so much, when I see a tough maths question this is how I am.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZmv9PPrczw

Let me put it to you in relative terms, I have always known if Amber Rose comes to me now and says, “Sagamite, take me. Put your lovely huge stick in me and tear me apart”, in my wild excitement I would not last 3 minutes before I start screaming “ARRRRRRGHHH! OJIGBIJIGBIJIGBI!”. With a tough Maths question, I am a 1-minute man. I will climax in the one minute I will use to solve it.

So please, never again come and say because you be auditor, you don carry first. I can do the toughest part of what you do in my sleep.

You know the worst thing? I think I made a mistake with my career.

I should have been a lawyer. I am so infallible in Logic, I don’t know how I can lose a case where my client did not do something wrong blatantly. I could even have got Madoff off his charges.

99% in Maths?

110% in Logic and Arguments!

When it comes to intellect, career, achievements and looks, don’t go there! You will lose.

https://www.nairaland.com/816612/o-ye-people/16#9863581
https://www.nairaland.com/816612/o-ye-people/17#9868826

I was just browsing through and this made my laugh so much, thank you for making my day

Amazing read

Portsmouth86:


I was just browsing through and this made my laugh so much, thank you for making my day

Amazing read

@Sagamite am starting to believe that you actually believe your tales. Stop bragging and get a real education

SemuhleB:
@Sagamite am starting to believe that you actually believe your tales. Stop bragging and get a real education

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KzuP_KNPLs

Sagamite:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KzuP_KNPLs

.

Sagamite:


You are a wicked man.

So you want Mixty and blackpanther25 to go and commit suicide because I am taking their woman?

She needs to blow the 2 sissies a kiss and make their day fulfilled.

How many times have I warned you to stop dragging my moniker around? Do you have a life? If you ain't got one, please I do.
You certainly do not have a life outside Nairaland. You create alternate female monikers to sing your praises on nairaland. You go ahead to bookmark and save threads you have commented or have been mentioned, even as far back as 5,6,7 years ago..who does that except a jobless, lonely, anti-social mofo? Your only sense of self-worth is on Nairaland. I don't go around chasing gals on nairaland like you are doing. No wonder you spend so much energy digging out ancient posts, looking for youtube videos, and dragging my name everywhere just to impress a gal. What a pathetic life! I don't desperately chase gals online. It is a trait of an anti-social psychopath. I approach gals in real life with confidence.
Please leave me off your radar. You have notyourb1tch all to yourself. Up your game.

Is it possible for you guys to fight/argue your points across without having to mention me in this constantly.

Thank you!

Keep the drama for your unfortunate guy. Its a story. Enjoy it or shut the hell up.

omoharry:
So because few ladies are guilty of this act should not give you the reason of tagging almost all the ladies in a bad light, 90% you said? .Oga, abeg change your mind set toward us abeg. We are still the once that you will still finally end up with.no matter how long you remain single..sey you won stay alone as bachelor for life? ...no problem continue enjoying your single hood and visiting all the clubs and bars as usual while your friends would have settled very well into their family life and grooming grown up children in a well establish home.Women will stay away from men that have your kind of thought because trust will never be in your mind toward your partner which is the bedrock of every relationship and marriage.You too have issues.purge your mind of all your hatred and malice for women

MarryMeee:
i agree a weak dick is 3times worse than sagged boobs

it a longer to for a dick to become weak,that's from 80yrs above, but most unmarried have sagged boobs already,how can you explain that?infact,I've seen an 18 year old with sagged boobs,pathetic isn't it?

Youngpo413:
it a longer to for a dick to become weak,that's from 80yrs above, but most unmarried have sagged boobs already,how can you explain that?infact,I've seen an 18 year old with sagged boobs,pathetic isn't it?

You really need to get education on this. Not every women will have upright boobs. Boobs come in different shapes and sizes as well as some are firm and some are 'sagged' as you put it. It is out of a ladies control and that is just what it is. You can always turn to your fellow men if you are so disgusted by this

SemuhleB:
You really need to get education on this. Not every women will have upright boobs. Boobs come in different shapes and sizes as well as some are firm and some are 'sagged' as you put it. It is out of a ladies control and that is just what it is. You can always turn to your fellow men if you are so disgusted by this

ok,what about weak dicks? Actually I'm an assss man,as long as the ass is big and soft,I mean Rokiatwo-like ass,I don't care about the boobs,boobs may sag if it wants to....so I can't turn to my fellow men,I'm not gay.

Youngpo413:
ok,what about weak dicks? Actually I'm an assss man,as long as the ass is big and soft,I mean Rokiatwo-like ass,I don't care about the boobs,boobs may sag if it wants to....so I can't turn to my fellow men,I'm not gay.

I don't know much about weak dicks so I can't say. Besides I don't make jest of people's conditions that they cannot control

SemuhleB:
I don't know much about weak dicks so I can't say. Besides I don't make jest of people's conditions that they cannot control

my apologies.

Sagamite:


You are a wicked man.

So you want Mixty and blackpanther25 to go and commit suicide because I am taking their woman?

She needs to blow the 2 sissies a kiss and make their day fulfilled.

Are you blind, dumb or both. How many fucking times do I have to tell you to stop quoting me to get her attention for Pete's sake. You are such a dullard.

Notyourb1tch:
Is it possible for you guys to fight/argue your points across without having to mention me in this constantly.

Thank you!

Please do something about your boyfriend. It's obvious that he is a coward and will keep using me to get to you. I suggest you PM him and be nice to him. He is clearly suffering from blue balls so please do the needful and help the guy out. He needs to be laid like yesterday.

Mixty:

How many times have I warned you to stop dragging my moniker around? Do you have a life? If you ain't got one, please I do.
You certainly do not have a life outside Nairaland. You create alternate female monikers to sing your praises on nairaland. You go ahead to bookmark and save threads you have commented or have been mentioned, even as far back as 5,6,7 years ago..who does that except a jobless, lonely, anti-social mofo? Your only sense of self-worth is on Nairaland. I don't go around chasing gals on nairaland like you are doing. No wonder you spend so much energy digging out ancient posts, looking for youtube videos, and dragging my name everywhere just to impress a gal. What a pathetic life! I don't desperately chase gals online. It is a trait of an anti-social psychopath. I approach gals in real life with confidence.
Please leave me off your radar. You have notyourb1tch all to yourself. Up your game.

Moronic fuuktard!

So I am Khiaa, Odunnu, yme etc and co?

Long standing members of NL?

You reason from your arsse.

Look at the cretin that is talking about someone being jobless.

https://www.nairaland.com/1839762/why-quality-oil-gas-jobs

Ediot! Na Lagos sun go kill you while you trek around handing out CVs.

You are approaching girls in real life in Nigeria while broke?

No worry! Aristos would help you be satisfying the girls, while you kiss their arsse with “I am a nice guy real man”.

Mugu wanted to use Sagamu’s finest to shine so as to get a girls’ attention.

Fuuuktard!

blackpanther25:
Please do something about your boyfriend. It's obvious that he is a coward and will keep using me to get to you. I suggest you PM him and be nice to him. He is clearly suffering from blue balls so please do the needful and help the guy out. He needs to be laid like yesterday.

Another Fuuktard!

Here the cretin:

If I may ask what do you do? {The cretin was trying to impress by appearing to show interest}

Oh, really? My cousin’s neighbour’s friend’s sister’s cousin also did her Articles Memorandum 8 years ago. {The cretin is like “See, we have something in common”}

Happy Birthday beautiful. Will definitely take you out when I come to the Uk. {Please please please say yes and take me up on the offer. The girl just chin the cretin}

I hate Sagamite too and I will help you insult him {Can’t you see we have some more things in common. Please like me.}




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz5tfLyt0lg

Instead of you 2 fuuktards to just come to me or BoboYekini and simply say……………


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSvX6HIMmZc

You thought your best hope was to kiss her arsse by attacking me?

See as I dirty you fuuktards?

Notyourb1tch:
Is it possible for you guys to fight/argue your points across without having to mention me in this constantly.

Thank you!

ROFLMAO!

This got me laughing hard.

This mean girl is even getting snappy at Mixty for him again trying to gain her attention after she has tried repeatedly to ignore him.

She can’t stand the arsse-kissing sissy.

Yeye girl. I am sure she is enjoying their attention but at the same time, they would not be the type she would give it up to. She just want them to massage her ego while she would be chasing some Alpha Male that she sees as a challenge. She finds the 2 goons boring and weak.

And these 2 cretins do not know this.

^^ Same applies to you thanks.

Notyourb1tch:
^^ Same applies to you thanks.

You are a foool!

Since when did you start thinking I am the kind of bloke you can dictate to?

I tell you what to do, and you bloody do it, fooool.

Sagamite:


You are a foool!

Since when did you start thinking I am the kind of bloke you can dictate to?

I tell you what to do, and you bloody do it, fooool.

nigga pleasssssse! You are bent out of shape already, Channel that energy on straightening your worthless self . Next time you see a post that you find difficult to decode or comprehend, just walk past quietly and don't make your stupidity so obvious as you have done today. I've noticed you since that's what you wanted all along. Now get the hell out of my face so I can see posts from humans

Notyourb1tch:
nigga pleasssssse! You are bent out of shape already, Channel that energy on straightening your worthless self . Next time you see a post that you find difficult to decode or comprehend, just walk past quietly and don't make your stupidity so obvious as you have done today. I've noticed you since that's what you wanted all along. Now get the hell out of my face so I can see posts from humans

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Worthless self?

You still have the audacity to say that despite all your prior mouth that you have more achievement and make more money, ................junior auditor in mid sized?

You are a cretin!

Skank, I can leave you to get down with your thugs, but I dictate when.