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6 Kind Of Slap You Get by Naijaniggis(m): 8:17pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
TYPES OF SLAP There are 6 major types of slaps, they are: 1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where sum1 gives u a dirty slap and all u do is hold ur face & walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians. 2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after u're hit, u keep hearing sum funny sounds in ur brain like wiiiiiiiiiii & voices n ur head singing skelewu. 3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type dat makes sum1 4get instantly wat he or she was doing, u find urself asking qstns like " what did I do?" who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger than you. 4) EXPLANATION SLAP: Wen sum1 gives u this slap, u find urself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of ur own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi u be dey watch? I be no do anytin oh, I just dey pass naim... This is a slap from soldiers dat have missed promotion for a long time. 5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When u receive this slap, all u do is just stand right where u r & watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers. 6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment u download this slap u start asking qstns dat don't need reply e.g " Mark you slap me?...lol Join our bbm channel to get more. Bbm channel pin C004075C6 1 Like 2 Shares
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Re: 6 Kind Of Slap You Get by Twaci(f): 8:31pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
Very funny! Don't get the pic tho |
Re: 6 Kind Of Slap You Get by Minet16(m): 8:40pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
Twaci:guess its part of his signature |
Re: 6 Kind Of Slap You Get by donklint86: 8:52pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
Very funny |
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