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Wonderful story you've got there.
Dear, kindly arrange your work, input punctuations where necessary, then lastly, space up and paragraph your write-up, it will ensure easy readability.

Dnarvaez:
Wonderful story you've got there.
Dear, kindly arrange your work, input punctuations where necessary, then lastly, space up and paragraph your write-up, it will ensure easy readability.

Thanks a lot...

Holudamsel:

Thanks a lot...

You're welcome.

hmmm

Kitme:
hmmm

Hmmmmn?

Holudamsel:

Hmmmmn?

Nice story girl! Just dat i've seen d plot somewhere.

Kitme:
Nice story girl! Just dat i've seen d plot somewhere.

Thanks.

following

Kunzu:
following

Thanks.

Plot is similar to that written by naijasinglegal xcept d celebrity Was Don jazzy.



Hmmm......

Madam, we've read this story here before, which was shared by naijasinglegirl.... hers was don jazzy, you kan change your own to 2face


Maka why?

dopeJemi:
Madam, we've read this story here before, which was shared by naijasinglegirl.... hers was don jazzy, you kan change your own to 2face


Maka why?

lol.. Anty maka y na? Anyway sha cum finish am, i neva read d story b4

dopeJemi:
Madam, we've read this story here before, which was shared by naijasinglegirl.... hers was don jazzy, you kan change your own to 2face


Maka why?

I thought I was the only one who noticed it.
Too similar!

Uncleluke1:
lol.. Anty maka y na? Anyway sha cum finish am, i neva read d story b4

Make I finish the story, when she reach there she kan see 2face and other celebrities, them kan sitdown dey gist, na one of the celebrities kan recognise am as blogger wey dey insult them for her blog, blah blah blaah

Well i sat down and wrote this myself,to the people saying there have seen same plot somewhere else.Diff people have their own ideas and cos it seems similar does not mean one person copied from the other as i earlier said this my first and to those who have said one thing or the other thanks...well apreciated.

It's not even similar.... IT IS THE SAME

I found myself reading an email from one DJ signature at the end. An invitation for me to call the number attached and meet the person at MMA2 on Friday.

I had no idea who DJ was but the email was full of unwritten promises.
Could it be one of those popular Nigerian DJ's? Could it be from Billionaire Alakija's DJ son? I pondered.
Friday was in a few days time and there was no way I was going to let my curiosity compound my insomnia issues. I picked up my phone and dialled the number attached.

"Please you just emailed Naijasinglegirl. May I know who DJ is?"

His laughter was hoarse.

"Is this your number?" He asked.

This was a voice I could swear I have heard a couple of times but I couldn't place it, not with the tension that was threatening to heat my blood.

"Yes, it is my number." I said.

"See you on Friday then. Its Don Jazzy."

The line went dead immediately.

My screams of joy reverberated the entire neighbourhood. I couldn't trust any soul to tell the good news before they alerted bad spirits.

It took that email for me to realise I have been crushing on Don Jazzy since 2007. LoL

On a second thought, I wondered what he had to offer an amateur blogger like me. Perhaps, a music deal? God know I can't sing outside the confines of my bathroom.

Would I be contracted to write 'humour' lyrics for the mavin crew? Oh boy!

Whatever he had in mind, I intended to keep a 2-step pace. I first of all crammed the lyrics of dorobucci in the event he asks me past questions from the song. Then I read every article on Don Jazzy on the internet and his tweets of the past 20 days.
During the days leading to Friday. I went on a special fruits diet. I wouldn't let the sun touch me. All I did was grin in front of my rickety looking AC from dawn to dusk.

Friday afternoon, I packed some of my clothes, my toothbrush and other essentials into a small travelling bag, after all, we were to meet at an International Airport. Like I said earlier, I was armed for whatever this meeting would bring. If it was going to take me to vegas on a private jet that night, thisgirl was ever ready to kiss Naija and all her sufferings goodbye.

I preened at my reflection in the mirror for the 5th time. I had reasons to wear my 2014 Christmas clothes in advance and my neck was adorned with my Balogun market cheap bling blings.

If I were a guy, I would have surely wore a magnetic earring and a head warmer.

Whenever you are called to dine with stars, you gotta dress like one. (Awilo Logomba, 2002)

I was probably the only one in Lagos taking a molue to International Airport but I cared less. We were along Opebi Roundabout when I noticed a destiny altering traffic had built up. I jumped out the molue with my small travelling bag, indecisive on the next call of action until I found an Northerner speeding towards me on his okada. Need I say what happened next?


Arriving at MMA2 on an okada with a fast&furious Northerner rider was a small sacrifice to pay for the good fortune I was expecting.

It was one long walk from where the okada parked to the entrance of the departure lounge. I called Don Jazzy on phone and he humbly came out to pick me.

"You made it just in time. Come meet my friends." He said while he flashed me a 'rich people' smile.

Seated on a table were Muna, Lynxx and the entire Mavin crew except for Tiwa. All of us had one thing in common.
Bling Blings!

The crew had a flight to catch to UK for a tour and I kept mute when Dr Sid asked why I came out with a travelling bag.

Tension gripped me in my seat.

"Relax. None of us are cannibals." Don Jazzy cheered me.

The others looked at me and smiled.

"I'm thinking of what to do for you." Jazzy said.

"Michael, give me her website address again." Muna said as she pulled out a macbook pro from her bag.

Silence hung in the air for a while until Muna grimaced and said,

"This post you wrote about natural hair is offensive! I've been wearing natural hair for a year and I feel insulted reading this trash!"

I ignored her.

"Let me read it." Lynxx said.

He collected the PC and moped at me for a seconds.

"Naija Single Girl? Wait a minute. Are you not the girl that tweeted I look like a generator. You think we celebrities don't read these things?"

"I was only kidding." I said defensively.

"Haba, make una free my guest na." Don Jazzy tried to pacify his angry colleagues.

"And you were kidding when you wrote that nonsense about Nigerian artistes too right?" Korede Bello said in an angry baby like voice. "You think I don't know that your blog?"

The smile from Don Jazzy face disappeared.

He lifted his walking stick high as though he wanted to hit me with it. "Pleaseeeeeeeee . . ." I pleaded.

"How many cups of garri do I make for you?" my sister said.

My sister?

A hand tugged me and I opened my eyes to find my sister holding a spatula in the air.

It was a Saturday afternoon dream no thanks to the appetiser tonic that has been making me sleep stupidly.

Like I mentioned on my twitter last weekend, I have been having dreams of late where I find myself among 'big people'. It's a good sign, a very promising sign.

Fingers are crossed.

dopeJemi:
It's not even similar.... IT IS THE SAME

You dnt have to lie to prove a point bro.

Holudamsel:


You dnt have to lie to prove a point bro.

ehen? No be your story I don complete for you already so?

Scroll up and read your own story

dopeJemi:
ehen? No be your story I don complete for you already so?

Scroll up and read your own story

Wicked!!!
But it was quite similiar, infact the same plot

Kitme:

Wicked!!!
But it was quite similiar, infact the same plot

And she's still denying it

dopeJemi:


And she's still denying it

What do you expect? Its quite obvious but she must deny it...
Advice---Try to imagine deeply before you start a story, you could have been a good writer, write from the deepest of ur heart, since this is ur first story, pple wl accept u with ya mistakes! BE ORIGINAL!!

Peace!

dopeJemi:
Madam, we've read this story here before, which was shared by naijasinglegirl.... hers was don jazzy, you kan change your own to 2face


Maka why?

Lmaoooo

Nawa o. Naijasinglegirl don suffer. See as d OP dey even argue on top. Hehehe. OP sebi d story na urs, o ya give us link to ur blog. Na u kuku say u get blog for ur story. Awaitin reply

Holudamsel:
Well i sat down and wrote this myself,to the people saying there have seen same plot somewhere else.Diff people have their own ideas and cos it seems similar does not mean one person copied from the other as i earlier said this my first and to those who have said one thing or the other thanks...well apreciated.

You sat down and wrote what? With this your "I come and go" grammar and irrelevant text writing pattern? If you had sat down in reality to write, you would have poured out so much I would even encourage you.

You waka go another person blog, thief her work, come here to get pat on the back. After you will pose as a judge to say "Nigeria is corrupt, the system isn't working" don't you have any shame?

Anyway, let's wait and see you complete the second part. Now is the best time for you to "sat down and wrote" and redeem your self

anasbeaut:
Plot is similar to that written by naijasinglegal xcept d celebrity Was Don jazzy.



Hmmm......

Very correct

The writer has been banned from the board. Why is it that nobody bothered to report the post?