ifeanyija:
NYSC LAGOS
@ nysc_lagos
2015 Batch B orientation timetable as approved by The DG NYSC stream 1: 28 oct-16th Nov 2015, stream 2: 25th Nov - 14th Dec. 2015.
9:08 AM - 23 Jun 2015
I think this is reasonable though awaiting nysc TT


https://mobile.twitter.com/nysc_lagos/status/613378117638463488?s=08

chikaodili345:



I do? Perhaps I missed something. You tell me.

you missed nothing dear

Remember you're my mission

and hope your night was okay

Gazaliah:


Physika ,shayo na BASTARD

theSpark:


Wetin I go take use advice my pikin to no dey follow women and read hard if not the above described certificate?

I refuse to let it go

whodohgeepee:
Good morning y'all! Cool down wiv this: Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get? #NYSC_B'15! #Leggo!

theSpark:

3Billion Litres of Zobo dey available

What?
that's like an ocean od zobo without shores
Sambest2 help drown yourself

Beamborla:

Na true na.
the tittle Mr. NL amounts to nothing in the real world...it might in the future but it doesn't just yet... hehehehehe...you know how many pageants that take place annually? You know how many Mr. and Mrs. being crowned annually?

First class is not easy to come by, I tell you
This is real substance.

Wish I graduated with a first class

I just dey follow boys abi na them dey follow me self

Gbenu soun johr Olodo

Ayima wey commot with first class nur b your mate?

when dey say stop go party una no go listen

shior tshewwwww

babatawa:

ahahaha.. you don see am collect?

felaliveson:
Sup guyz, I no see sleep ooo
Lots on mind

Mnewton:
Tweet from @nysc_lagos
@nysc_lagos: 2015 Batch B orientation timetable as approved by The DG NYSC stream 1: 28 oct-16th Nov 2015, stream 2: 25th Nov - 14th Dec. 2015. Here are the list of things that you will need for the 3weeks
NYSC Orientation Camp.....
1. Call up letter(Original&10 Photocopies)
2. School I D card(Original&10 Photocopies)
3. Notification of Result(Original&10 Photocopies)
4. Passport photographs (About 10-15 copies)
5. Stationery e.g pen, Jotter for lectures, stappler&tippex.
(Note:- The 1st 4 are for registration&do not laminate your
call-up letter pls)
6. Round necked white T shirt atleast 3
7. White shorts atleast 2
8. Plain white sneakers/tennis shoes(rubber) (1)
9. White socks atleast 2pairs
10. Mosquito treated net (to guide your belongings)
11. Basic drugs panadol,paracetamol,etc (not necessary
because it will be available at the NYSC clinic)
12. Padlocks
13. Waist pouch
14. Beverages
15. Dettol, bath soap&Detergents (if you don't wanna spend
for washing)
16.Towel&face towel
17. A pair of slippers
18. Bedsheets
19. Flashlight (Torchlight phone)
20. Food flask, bowl and cup
21. Sunglasses
22. Extra phone batteries and charger
23. Cash from N10,000 upward( if you want to enjoy Maami
Market).......pls got it from my dptmtal group chat
....thanks.....

ifeanyija:
NYSC LAGOS
@ nysc_lagos
2015 Batch B orientation timetable as approved by The DG NYSC stream 1: 28 oct-16th Nov 2015, stream 2: 25th Nov - 14th Dec. 2015.
9:08 AM - 23 Jun 2015



https://mobile.twitter.com/nysc_lagos/status/613378117638463488?s=08

another one

*in PEJ's voice*

all.these timetable you people re sharing, chai!

diaris DG o

benebaby77:



Amugbo, they don release you from psychiatric unit in Shika. Eh yeah, may we never such again


All PCMs really sympathized with your condition when they learnt that SK don turn your head.


No go take that Maiduguri weeds again, my 2 pence

Aare2050:
D tin pain me o. how come? maybe its not his time yet, there is always a next time.
in d left mansion
seun my caretaker
yokiti my C.S.0
babatawa my S.A.
Stancity my accountant general
annybens my PRO
and Ayima My Ambassedor

S.A?

shey o ya weyrey sha?

Physika:


Do u copy?
So on point

NYSC Mr Nairaland

Cc
Ayima

babatawa:


another one
*in PEJ's voice*
all.these timetable you people re sharing, chai!
diaris DG o

whodohgeepee:
Abeg, any Accountant here? Wanna ask something!

i did 'statistical' mechanics

i think i can pass as one, so youngman whats your question

babatawa:



i did 'statistical' mechanics

i think i can pass as one, so youngman whats your question

whodohgeepee:
Yhu try gan!

deracathy:

Hahahahaha wanted to bring you out from your shell.
Which department bro?
Pet
pte
che
cie
mee
mmt
eee

Physika:


*wakes.up*

Whr m I

Got a msg 4d em guys frm Cupid
1st n last rule for getting ur drm bae

Rule.. #001 - Be you a man
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Last Rule - Remain a man

@Gazaliah, na water dey cal am ooo

*takes.anoda.sip*

*SLUMPS*

****Carry water pour on his head****

physika ! Physika!! physika!!!......Please don't do dis....Wake uppppppp I no get mind ooooooooo

babatawa:


Looolz*

Bro don't mind this our thread pipo, they all act like they care...

As for the weed ehn, i'm trying so hard to let go, and i do hope and pray that this holy month would do the miracle

babatawa:


S.A?

shey o ya weyrey sha?

foxxynik:
Its been a while....
.
.
Izit November 3rd or the October ?... Kinda confuse right now!.... More light in here...please!