softysparky:
Collect wetin?

TrishaP:
These are best ways to serve them when they keep blowing up ones phone with their continous calls and messages pestering one they want a date. Fine!

valmunich:
lol... ichoro ka akpo okwu afa?

wristwatch:
Orijin101 comment is hilarious mehn!

Egbon, I'm here to kidnap you likes ooo
Anyway, nice topic tho. . . I'm stick gonna summon you and tosyne2much to teach me how to create these kinda threads

Upnepaa:
O P,the next time a lady brings her friends (maybe to a eatery) along just leave them secretly and make them pay (themselves) instead of you going into bankrupt,if they don't have the money,them go wash plate or clean floor tire..#SAY NO TO BUSINESS WITHOUT GAIN aminat508 is below me and she says...

Orijin101:

Egbon, I'm here to kidnap you likes ooo
Anyway, nice topic tho. . . I'm stick gonna summon you and tosyne2much to teach me how to create these kinda threads

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

Cutehector:
u of all matured ladies do dat too?

adeh39:


This is so funny

I do all except 1 and 3

And please it's not my fault ooo

Some guys can frustrate a lady with calls and messages, begging her, to let him take her out on a date

Despite the lady explanations that she doesn't have the time, he will keep on disturbing.

So as for that kind of guy, I will gladly do all those things to him except 1 and 3.

I would hv loved to do 1 and 3 too but I'm a very proud lady, I don't want a guy to start grumbling because he paid for my food

I'm sure he won't disturb me again after that date

Orijin101:

Egbon, I'm here to kidnap you likes ooo
Anyway, nice topic tho. . . I'm stick gonna summon you and tosyne.2much to teach me how to create these kinda threads

Baba, I throway salute oooo

softysparky:

Yeah I do that sometimes too except the number 1 and 3. After the first date if you don't like whatever happened between us both please don't invite next time. Some guys are even boring and annoying when we go on a date with them but you don't see us complaining here.

MEGGATRON:
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wristwatch:


So u are very proud?

wristwatch:
I don't know why some ladies prove hard to get as they stylishly punish guys to know if he can withstand their haughty behaviour or simply they are not interested in having a relationship with him.

Therefore, I will discuss briefly on ways ladies stylishly punish guys.

1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

The poor dude perhaps may have borrowed money just to make the date a memorable one. However he later discovers that instead of having a date his supposed girlfriend alone, she eventually comes along with her numerous friends to siphon his pocket. Funny enough if he tells her his preparation was just for him and her alone, she will start nagging, giving unnecessary excuses like maybe he is a criminal or something, so she can't trust a stranger.

2. They get busy with their mobile devices

This is when they bring out their collection of mobile devices and start pressing them as if they have not operated one before whereby making the dude look foolish and non existence in their presence.

3. Make him overspend

Some ladies are parasitic in nature as they explore the rare advantage at the ink of any date by requesting for several meals, etc. I call them "the sharwama or hot dog babes" as they pick every dick and Harry of meals in an eatery during the first date.

4. They show up very late

When a date is fix at 3pm, they showed up around 6pm giving flimsy excuses of traffic jam due to a tanker explosion, armed robbery attack, boko haram bombing, etc. Thereafter, they won't show any remorse at the expense of expecting the guy to apologise.
*Person whey e dey lagos dey claim boko haram bombing... some babes no sabi lie*

5. Monosyllabic reponse to your discussion

How can a guy talks like parrot from morning till night, trying to prove good sense of humour only for him to get short and annoying responses from her like "k" "alright", "hmmm", "what", etc. His morale and confidence will burst like balloon.... one time!

6. Communicate with unfriendly body languages

Some use frustrating body languages like bad eyeing to downsize him, hissing continuously and frown @ him like tiger. In such scenario, the guy will have no choice other than to call it quit.


7. They deliberately start making several calls


This is the time they start calling their long time friends and relatives, keeping the guy in their lust prison like a dog. As a guy, so many things will be going on his mind as what can he do to have the lady's attention.

8. They are in a hurry to leave

Perhaps she is a student, this is when she claims about an early lecture to attend the next day after she came late o! She rush the whole dating thing by asking the guy to get her "take away meal" and she zooms off immediately.
"Babe just admit it, you are hungry and looking for maga to feed u."

You can add yours

Chiam55:
A girl that does any of these things suggests that she's just not that into you

adeh39:


Yes ooo

I can't let a guy pay for my food and start announcing to the world

softysparky:

I just want to know so I can collect mine

wristwatch:

A guy that does that is immature.

adeh39:


Yes ooo

I can't let a guy pay for my food and start announcing to the world

kinglekan:


1,2,4,5,7 are so annoying. Babes who do number one should be slapped multiple times on the face.

They wouldn't invite a toddler to church, yet they would automatically become soul winners on a first date.

Rubbish!!

Slimzjoe:


Chai!....Have you ever seen a Guy talking about Paying for a girl's Food??

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

wristwatch:


Bros mi,

I dey wait the naija babe whey e go take me on date or do dutch.

adeh39:


Of course, they take a lady out on a date, pay for her food, then they gets home and start telling their friends the amount of money they spent for the lady, some will even exaggerate, just to feel important


Though they are some funny dudes that wont tell because of the bashing they will receive from their friends

2dice:
my oga .... Dem Fit Take you out... Even out to the space .. But the Bills is still on You ....

subbieD:




Orijin .Wetin happen Na....we suppose create another thread for u for Ds ur comment o......e pain u gan o

lolz. . . U girls ehn, una fit send us go early grave

Slimzjoe:
See as I come Late

Boss Wristwatch Yaf Done it again.....show me the Way Bros

Slimzjoe:


I understand....You strike me as the Kind of Person who Don't Facy Dates

tosyne2much:
Baba, I throway salute oooo

your boy dey loyal jhare

2dice:
my oga .... Dem Fit Take you out... Even out to the space .. But the Bills is still on You ....