subbieD:




Orijin .Wetin happen Na....we suppose create another thread for u for Ds ur comment o......e pain u gan o

Lol pain orijin ke.. Hahahaha babe u no c wetin him write?

Slimzjoe:


Then them go Shout 'Equality' At the End

on a serious note ...jokes apart ...it depends on the kind of girls you mingle with ..... Some got de mentality “ He is the Man .... so He must Pamper me... If I show him affection He won't love me anymore“ ... While some mostly non-Nigerian ladies don't see it as a BiG deal ... U dig?

Op @ number 1 ...........You simply allow them to take whatever they want and quietly walk away - Let them sort themselves out.

Dem go wash plate taya.

Smiling while reading messages.

wristwatch:


Baba, na the bill I dey talk na.

Any babe whey e fit do dat 4 me will have my hand in marriage

ok Dem plenty ... I knw a few here sef ... Ladyboss1 ... Dechandel ... missclasssssy ... Scratches head *** even blossom1 and maybe adeh39 (not so sure) about the last girl tho

Truckpusher:
Op @ number 1 ...........You simply allow them to take whatever they want and quietly walk away - Let them sort themselves out.

Dem go wash plate taya.

Na so orijin101 tell me oo.

Hahahaha. Advice duly taken sir

2dice:
ok Dem plenty ... I knw a few here sef ... Lady boss1 ... Decha ndel ... missclass sssy ... Scratches head *** even bloss om1 and maybe adeh39 (not so sure) about the last girl tho

Heheheeeeehe

Action speaks louder than words

Why don't you try me and see

Dollyak:
Smiling while reading messages.

E common wella. This annoys me ooh! Sometime I think she smiles @ my joke or something.

@wristwatch

Pls can I copy and paste?

MuhdG:
@wristwatch
Pls can I copy and paste?

i tell u all these will not happen with d first date in my bedroom

Yungwizzzy:
Real men don pass all this stage

Yes na. If na someone like donjazzy invite d babe come him house, she go glady come unclad without him telling her to do so

MuhdG:
@wristwatch

Pls can I copy and paste?

Where sir?

wristwatch:


E common wella. This annoys me ooh! Sometime I think she smiles @ my joke or something.

Yeah, it's evil.

wristwatch:
I don't know why some ladies prove hard to get as they stylishly punish guys to know if he can withstand their haughty behaviour or simply they are not interested in having a relationship with him.

Therefore, I will discuss briefly on ways ladies stylishly punish guys.

1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

The poor dude perhaps may have borrowed money just to make the date a memorable one. However he later discovers that instead of having a date with his supposed girlfriend alone, she eventually comes along with her numerous friends to siphon his pocket. Funny enough if he tells her his preparation was just for him and her alone, she will start nagging, giving unnecessary excuses like maybe he is a criminal or something, so she can't trust a stranger.

2. They get busy with their mobile devices

This is when they bring out their collection of mobile devices and start pressing them as if they have not operated one before whereby making the dude look foolish and non existence in their presence.

3. Make him overspend

Some ladies are parasitic in nature as they explore the rare advantage at the ink of any date by requesting for several meals, etc. I call them "the sharwama or hot dog babes" as they pick every dick and Harry of meals in an eatery during the first date.

4. They show up very late

When a date is fix at 3pm, they showed up around 6pm giving flimsy excuses of traffic jam due to a tanker explosion, armed robbery attack, boko haram bombing, etc. Thereafter, they won't show any remorse at the expense of expecting the guy to apologise.
*Person whey e dey lagos dey claim boko haram bombing... some babes no sabi lie*

5. Monosyllabic reponse to your discussion

How can a guy talks like parrot from morning till night, trying to prove good sense of humour only for him to get short and annoying responses from her like "k" "alright", "hmmm", "what", etc. His morale and confidence will burst like balloon.... one time!

6. Communicate with unfriendly body languages

Some use frustrating body languages like bad eyeing to downsize him, hissing continuously and frown @ him like tiger. In such scenario, the guy will have no choice other than to call it quit.


7. They deliberately start making several calls


This is the time they start calling their long time friends and relatives, keeping the guy in their lust prison like a dog. As a guy, so many things will be going on his mind as what he can do to have the lady's attention.

8. They are in a hurry to leave

Perhaps she is a student, this is when she claims about an early lecture to attend the next day after she came late o! She rush the whole dating thing by asking the guy to get her "take away meal" and she zooms off immediately.
"Babe just admit it, you are hungry and looking for maga to feed u."

You can add yours

if she must show all this attitude why go for the date

Cutehector:
wats ur definition of boring and annoying pls

Should I say dull and uninteresting dudes. You have to beg God to send some callers as distractions to discharge him. Mehn..that kind of silence that can make one uncomfortable, you gnaw and gulp down a whole glass of water like a fool.

tosyne2much:
Nice write-up OP


Even God knows that they need not mention me before I register my presence on a thread like this


This made me remember a time I took a lady on a date, this lady was feeding as if there was famine on the land to the extent that the waiter angrily said, ahn ahn !!!! Aunti u no dey shame at all ?


Expecting the ladies to storm on this thread saying, "OP, please don't generalize because not every lady is like that"


Just like the commenter beneath me

tosyne nobe u talk say u go deactivate ?

NIGERIA WOMEN ARE WORST THAN ANIMALS.

THERE ARE THE ONLY SPECIES WHO CAN PULL ALL THIS TRICK, BUT ONCE THERE HAVE REACH SOME CERTAIN STAGE OF LIFE, THEM START TO BEHAVE STRANGE BY PLAYING THE RULE OF A GOOD WOMEN JUST TO TRAP THERE PREY.

tink its just their nature.....

AgapeCharis:
I remember what I passed through on my first date with softysparky!
That girl na sucking blood!

Hehehehe next time I will suck more than your blood.

adeh39:


Lol...... I do..... but going on a date with a guy is not all about food, I prefer other places, I don't fancy going to an eatery.

Finally! A Lady that doesn't Fancy Eateries .....this Days, When you tell a Lady you want to Spend Some time with her, the first place she'll suggest is one Eatery

2dice:
on a serious note ...jokes apart ...it depends on the kind of girls you mingle with ..... Some got de mentality “ He is the Man .... so He must Pamper me... If I show him affection He won't love me anymore“ ... While some mostly non-Nigerian ladies don't see it as a BiG deal ... U dig?

I get it Bro..... Most of Our Naija Ladies have Very Low and Poor 'Mentalities'

Truckpusher:
Op @ number 1 ...........You simply allow them to take whatever they want and quietly walk away - Let them sort themselves out.

Dem go wash plate taya.

Trust me, they always have a plan B

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

chowlade:
All lies, not all ladies. Some are opposite of all these

i smell guilty conscience

wristwatch:


Hahahahaha. Which way sire?

I dey Oga mi

wristwatch:
I don't know why some ladies prove hard to get as they stylishly punish guys to know if he can withstand their haughty behaviour or simply they are not interested in having a relationship with him.

Therefore, I will discuss briefly on ways ladies stylishly punish guys.

1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

The poor dude perhaps may have borrowed money just to make the date a memorable one. However he later discovers that instead of having a date with his supposed girlfriend alone, she eventually comes along with her numerous friends to siphon his pocket. Funny enough if he tells her his preparation was just for him and her alone, she will start nagging, giving unnecessary excuses like maybe he is a criminal or something, so she can't trust a stranger.

2. They get busy with their mobile devices

This is when they bring out their collection of mobile devices and start pressing them as if they have not operated one before whereby making the dude look foolish and non existence in their presence.

3. Make him overspend

Some ladies are parasitic in nature as they explore the rare advantage at the ink of any date by requesting for several meals, etc. I call them "the sharwama or hot dog babes" as they pick every dick and Harry of meals in an eatery during the first date.

4. They show up very late

When a date is fix at 3pm, they showed up around 6pm giving flimsy excuses of traffic jam due to a tanker explosion, armed robbery attack, boko haram bombing, etc. Thereafter, they won't show any remorse at the expense of expecting the guy to apologise.
*Person whey e dey lagos dey claim boko haram bombing... some babes no sabi lie*

5. Monosyllabic reponse to your discussion

How can a guy talks like parrot from morning till night, trying to prove good sense of humour only for him to get short and annoying responses from her like "k" "alright", "hmmm", "what", etc. His morale and confidence will burst like balloon.... one time!

6. Communicate with unfriendly body languages

Some use frustrating body languages like bad eyeing to downsize him, hissing continuously and frown @ him like tiger. In such scenario, the guy will have no choice other than to call it quit.


7. They deliberately start making several calls


This is the time they start calling their long time friends and relatives, keeping the guy in their lust prison like a dog. As a guy, so many things will be going on his mind as what he can do to have the lady's attention.

8. They are in a hurry to leave

Perhaps she is a student, this is when she claims about an early lecture to attend the next day after she came late o! She rush the whole dating thing by asking the guy to get her "take away meal" and she zooms off immediately.
"Babe just admit it, you are hungry and looking for maga to feed u."

You can add yours

Hehe. I've never experienced these before. Maybe I'm lucky!

Spaxon:
tosyne nobe u talk say u go deactivate ?

U no dey forget sometin

adeh39:


Heheheeeeehe

Action speaks louder than words

Why don't you try me and see

uhnn... Sweetie oya clean your mouth with your left mouth... ... Btw were you wan carrry me go first

Slimzjoe:


I get it Bro..... Most of Our Naija Ladies have Very Low and Poor 'Mentalities'

and also .... No money for we country ... So everybody eye dey Red