softysparky:

Trust me, they always have a plan B

INTROVERT:
We all know the end result the guy wants from the date...... so

wristwatch:


Darling, that's what it is. . Does these things happen @ your place?

wristwatch:
I don't know why some ladies prove hard to get as they stylishly punish guys to know if he can withstand their haughty behaviour or simply they are not interested in having a relationship with him.

Therefore, I will discuss briefly on ways ladies stylishly punish guys.

1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

The poor dude perhaps may have borrowed money just to make the date a memorable one. However he later discovers that instead of having a date with his supposed girlfriend alone, she eventually comes along with her numerous friends to siphon his pocket. Funny enough if he tells her his preparation was just for him and her alone, she will start nagging, giving unnecessary excuses like maybe he is a criminal or something, so she can't trust a stranger.

Bringing friends doesn't mean they Re glutton or something, it's just for security purpose. I know the next thing you would say is,Even in an open place?Yes,dude,it's still called security cautious

2. They get busy with their mobile devices

This is when they bring out their collection of mobile devices and start pressing them as if they have not operated one before whereby making the dude look foolish and non existence in their presence.

Yes,she could be a business lady that can pay x10 of ur bills

3. Make him overspend

Some ladies are parasitic in nature as they explore the rare advantage at the ink of any date by requesting for several meals, etc. I call them "the sharwama or hot dog babes" as they pick every dick and Harry of meals in an eatery during the first date.
Some dudes behave nd form as If their father owns the earth....ori e ku ni, won dey fe ba fa...I.e, he has too much and he doesn't know How to spend

4. They show up very late

When a date is fix at 3pm, they showed up around 6pm giving flimsy excuses of traffic jam due to a tanker explosion, armed robbery attack, boko haram bombing, etc. Thereafter, they won't show any remorse at the expense of expecting the guy to apologise.
*Person whey e dey lagos dey claim boko haram bombing... some babes no sabi lie*

The showing up v.late,I do that too ,but That's not because I feel like keeping the guy waiting, but because I have too many things to attend to and I Dnt wanna disappoint him..yeah, and That's a real woman
5. Monosyllabic reponse to your discussion

How can a guy talks like parrot from morning till night, trying to prove good sense of humour only for him to get short and annoying responses from her like "k" "alright", "hmmm", "what", etc. His morale and confidence will burst like balloon.... one time!

I Dnt really do this though,but If I eventually do..Hmmmmm...the guy must b a talker or boring,or too fake,or not presentable .Eminako

6. Communicate with unfriendly body languages

Some use frustrating body languages like bad eyeing to downsize him, hissing continuously and frown @ him like tiger. In such scenario, the guy will have no choice other than to call it quit.

Probably he has bad,terrible mouth nd body odour

7. They deliberately start making several calls


This is the time they start calling their long time friends and relatives, keeping the guy in their lust prison like a dog. As a guy, so many things will be going on his mind as what he can do to have the lady's attention.

What If the guy is boring ? What If his expression looks disappointing? What If the lady is anxious

8. They are in a hurry to leave

Perhaps she is a student, this is when she claims about an early lecture to attend the next day after she came late o! She rush the whole dating thing by asking the guy to get her "take away meal" and she zooms off immediately.
"Babe just admit it, you are hungry and looking for maga to feed u."


Na there she go sleep? .....admit it OP you b broke ass why can't she order for take away....lol

You can add yours

subbieD:

I know sey u go come here......

wristwatch:


Lol pain orijin ke.. Hahahaha babe u no c wetin him write?

sonofananimal:



WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THE THINK WITH YOUR YANSH
DO YOU THINK ALL GUYS LIKE THAT SMELLING ORGANIC THING YOU CALLED PRIVATE PART


TIME WILL TELL VERY SOON


TIME WILL TELL

Orijin101:

lolz. . . U girls ehn, una fit send us go early grave

wristwatch:


Where sir?

valmunich:
Who goes on a date these days?



if you no go come my house collect am, dey go!!!!!




Unless if I'm in a happy mood, I fit just take you out.

adeh39:

kinglekan:



Sobo sobo sobo!! Oya 4ward ur digit I need to soro gba ori eee

MuhdG:

To www.mynigerianewspaper.com

tosyne2much:
U no dey forget sometin

Slimzjoe:


Finally! A Lady that doesn't Fancy Eateries .....this Days, When you tell a Lady you want to Spend Some time with her, the first place she'll suggest is one Eatery

Swagk101:
My nigga...if she not fit come collect joystick 4 my crib make she siddon her papa house

Truckpusher:
Lol, some of them do but the naive ones don't.

Though ,girls would always get out from that kind of mess.

But if you jam people like us ,I first make sure say one naira and shishi no ya hand before I go hatch my plan.

Cutehector:
u of all matured ladies do dat too?

2dice:
uhnn... Sweetie oya clean your mouth with your left mouth... ... Btw were you wan carrry me go first

wristwatch:


Ok sir. Since u have asked for my permission, no probs. Don't forget to include the writer .

I will visit the link bro.

softysparky:

Hehehehe next time I will suck more than your blood.

Aahaaaa!
You really should suck more than my blood.

Slimzjoe:


Finally! A Lady that doesn't Fancy Eateries .....this Days, When you tell a Lady you want to Spend Some time with her, the first place she'll suggest is one Eatery

Upnepaa:
Next time you do that,i will snatch the fone from you and smash it on the floor,na who invite you me or the phone (frown face) PARA MODE ACTIVATED

softysparky:

I no fit commot without enough money and my atm, I order what I can pay for incase the guy man starts misbehaving.

kinglekan:


1,2,4,5,7 are so annoying. Babes who do number one should be slapped multiple times on the face.

They wouldn't invite a toddler to church, yet they would automatically become soul winners on a first date.

Rubbish!!