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Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Nobody: 8:50pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
[quote author=wristwatch post=35111166][i]I don't know why some ladies prove hard to get as they stylishly punish guys to know if he can withstand their haughty behaviour or simply they are not interested in having a relationship with him. Therefore, I will discuss briefly on ways ladies stylishly punish guys. 1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers. Tell her straight-up, that the date is between yourself and her, perhaps when you are acquainted (when you have smashed it) , you could arrange a trip to a private beach. (lies!) . tell her you are not having it. only naive and immature (in the game) guys do this to impress their potential date.. She will see you as a Maga and won't be impressed. her new contact will be Maga24. Engineering Faculty 2. They get busy with their mobile devices Taunt her stup1dity with some intellectual questions.. this often gets them looking mood-ish and agitated. they will start talking. if they fail to change, send SMS to a friend and ask him to call you that you have something important to do for the CEO..NOW!! look worried and cancel the date..if she talks about the food you ordered, dump some cash and dash out.if she no wash plate that day.. she will get smashed by the manager anyways.. cheap mgbeke feeling funky 3. Make him overspend I once took a date out who decided she wanted to eat a whole cow in small pieces.. Beef Sharwama, Beef in Chilli Sauce, Beef Chowmein etc.. I left some cash on the table for her to order drinks while i went to the gents.. that was it.. switched off my phone and drove off to the next joint to get me some. 4. They show up very late This is the worst behavior from practically all females who have the privilege of a guy inviting their sorry arse out for a date. They make you wait for hours.. the plan really is that she just wants to make it soo late that you will just eat, she has fun and goes back home without dropping the punny.. there is a defense for that. Leave but keep calling asking if she has arrived.. when she does.. switch off your phone and leave.. there are many swank joints to catch your fun and many migis out there (female magas) 5. Monosyllabic reponse to your discussion Do not blame them, because all their paroles are initiated and concluded on the phone, their vocabulary is very limited. if they attempt to go beyond their 10- syllable vocab.. they will literally sweat all their make-up on to their laps. My strategy for such girls is this. recognize their deep fault. English is not our native language. talk to her in yoruba or bini (if you are familiar with the lingo). if not ask them straight up. "Are we going to f#@ck tonight" she will start talking TRUST ME ![]() ![]() 6. Communicate with unfriendly body languages This is the best part where my madness comes into play.. call up another girl ask her to take a cab.. make sure she hears you.. if she asks,tell her you want to give her something to deliver to a friend. (Seriously call another girl).. There is no other equalizer than a date who feels another date is taking her slot. 7. They deliberately start making several calls Just like her.. make calls to other girls because this wh0re knows what she is doing. A mind-play to increase her brand worth when she is not worth one durex condom. 8. They are in a hurry to leave Give them their cab-fare and set them on their way, without the food.. seriously they will respect you if you do not fall for their maga tricks. her friends will secretively love you for that. nobody likes a slackerrr 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Truckpusher(m): 8:50pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
chimkaire:I can bet my ass that you these things. ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Bloggz74(m): 8:50pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
My guy as the hunter v learnt how to shoot withot missing,,,,,,"eneke" the bird has equally learnt how to fly without petching.deal with it as they come. As a real guy treat these whole like you never noticed but be the real guy while you dish out ur stuffs. Seconds must count,things will be,time will tell! |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by shiki(m): 8:51pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
And while going, if u buy a row of soap, they must remove one tablet ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Nobody: 8:51pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
wristwatch: 1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers. Tell her straight-up, that the date is between yourself and her, perhaps when you are acquainted (when you have smashed it) , you could arrange a trip to a private beach. (lies!) . tell her you are not having it. only naive and immature (in the game) guys do this to impress their potential date.. She will see you as a Maga and won't be impressed. her new contact will be Maga24. Engineering Faculty 2. They get busy with their mobile devices Taunt her stup1dity with some intellectual questions.. this often gets them looking mood-ish and agitated. they will start talking. if they fail to change, send SMS to a friend and ask him to call you that you have something important to do for the CEO..NOW!! look worried and cancel the date..if she talks about the food you ordered, dump some cash and dash out.if she no wash plate that day.. she will get smashed by the manager anyways.. cheap mgbeke feeling funky 3. Make him overspend I once took a date out who decided she wanted to eat a whole cow in small pieces.. Beef Sharwama, Beef in Chilli Sauce, Beef Chowmein etc.. I left some cash on the table for her to order drinks while i went to the gents.. that was it.. switched off my phone and drove off to the next joint to get me some. 4. They show up very late This is the worst behavior from practically all females who have the privilege of a guy inviting their sorry arse out for a date. They make you wait for hours.. the plan really is that she just wants to make it soo late that you will just eat, she has fun and goes back home without dropping the punny.. there is a defense for that. Leave but keep calling asking if she has arrived.. when she does.. switch off your phone and leave.. there are many swank joints to catch your fun and many migis out there (female magas) 5. Monosyllabic reponse to your discussion Do not blame them, because all their paroles are initiated and concluded on the phone, their vocabulary is very limited. if they attempt to go beyond their 10- syllable vocab.. they will literally sweat all their make-up on to their laps. My strategy for such girls is this. recognize their deep fault. English is not our native language. talk to her in yoruba or bini (if you are familiar with the lingo). if not ask them straight up. "Are we going to f#@ck tonight" she will start talking TRUST ME ![]() ![]() 6. Communicate with unfriendly body languages This is the best part where my madness comes into play.. call up another girl ask her to take a cab.. make sure she hears you.. if she asks,tell her you want to give her something to deliver to a friend. (Seriously call another girl).. There is no other equalizer than a date who feels another date is taking her slot. 7. They deliberately start making several calls Just like her.. make calls to other girls because this wh0re knows what she is doing. A mind-play to increase her brand worth when she is not worth one durex condom. 8. They are in a hurry to leave Give them their cab-fare and set them on their way, without the food.. seriously they will respect you if you do not fall for their maga tricks. her friends will secretively love you for that. nobody likes a slackerrr 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by tosyne2much(m): 8:52pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
adeh39:hmmmm |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Truckpusher:I can't keep away from my BB. Who doesn't do that, by the way ![]() The other 2...nope it wouldn't come up...except ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Cutehector(m): 8:56pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
softysparky:lol i get the feeling. some guys can be whack. buh it shouldnt all be left for the guy to bring up ideas u knw while u act all silent and uncontributive to make the date an interesting one. some of u girls are guilty of that too. |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Nobody: 8:56pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
subbieD:pained? I'm sure you are flippant with that ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Truckpusher(m): 8:57pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
chimkaire:Make I take style believe you small sha. |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by tosyne2much(m): 8:58pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Gaidenk:Hahahahahaha roflwkmd ![]() See as water dey comot for my eyes ![]() I go drop my own thread tomorrow ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Cutehector(m): 8:59pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
TrishaP:lol.. check ur mail. |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Kennedyiheme: 9:00pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Hmmm mine was wot one unilag babe like dt, we used to chat on bbm, bt she neva saw my picture, so on that faithful day I was waiting for her at I.c.m...(Ikeja city mall) so she called nd told me were she was in d mall and wht she was wearing, lo and behold I saw 3 other girls with her, making them 4. When she saw me her face changed, she was kinda suprised, lmao maybe she wasn't expecting a cute dude like me(joking) then I asked her, who are they? With confidence, she was like "they are my freinds, they decided to come along" I said, "well I have decided to leave, have fun" omo me sef suprise for the kind stunt wey I pull tht day infront of those hot pretty girls...they just looked at me while I left, later in the night she called my fone and was beggin me............really some guys are too shy to stand against things tht are bad becos she's a girl. Well me I no send you, I'll tell her as e dey go. Peace |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by kinglekan: 9:01pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Hollyb:My sister na so ooo. ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by 2dice(m): 9:02pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
adeh39:chaii ...I don dey suspect you tey-tey....better no mention my name for una meeting ..*i no wan here say one bird turn to human tomorrow ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by kinglekan: 9:02pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
subbieD: Dis subsidy gal yaf kolo finish oooo. Will u 4ward it b4 I descend on you. ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by mekussa(m): 9:04pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Orijin101: bohemian felicitations...u no go talk the wan wey MAJEL THE JEW do you ba? |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Nobody: 9:05pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Welrez: God bless u, .most girls act like they no dey sh!t |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by TrishaP(f): 9:07pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Cutehector:Nothing there. |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by subbieD(f): 9:08pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
kinglekan: 2nd point for you Wristwatch..... they start threatening you.... ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Mcowubaba: 9:09pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
INTROVERT:yes- SEX nd so ![]() What else to most Nigerian girls have to Offer ![]() Tell me ![]() ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by subbieD(f): 9:11pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
2dice: Lol ![]() I'm not a bird nah, I'm a FISH |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Mcowubaba: Mmmmmmmmmmmmn |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Slimzjoe(m): 9:12pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
TrishaP: I get.....This Days, You can't Have a Date without Spending....I just wish Females can learn To also Share the Bills |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by kinglekan: 9:12pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Voltron are you a learner? ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by shammahyaro(f): 9:12pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
if the girl talk too much,dem go talk say she dey Lousy....if she dey free...dem go say na desperado...if she come alone dem go dey suspect say she wide.....c'mon..cant guys never apriciate anytin? |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Truckpusher: ![]() ![]() And I bet you'd stop grinning when I bounce off. What's the wallet in my phone holder for ![]() Disclaimer: aint looking for ya trouble, bikokwa ![]() Make I no enter am this night ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by 2dice(m): 9:14pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
adeh39:wow nice ...love to have you as lunch tomorrow by 1pm ... ![]() |
Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by kinglekan: 9:14pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
subbieD:ROTFL.. I don die for sobo hand ooo |
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