wristwatch:


. Lol I see. Ur type is urgently needed for NL babes to marry oo

NL babes? Hahahaha. No man.

They're your wives.

wristwatch:



So nai u go pack all ur friends come meet me like say I be father xmas. I go treat una fvck up tire! Una go wash plates, etc tire o!

Lolz... I can only laugh


Hehehehehehehehe
hohohohohohohoh
kikikikikikikikikikiki
hahahahahahahaha
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu


There is more to life and I'm interested in that 'more'

I've got other rewarding things to do with my life than going on date with someone who's mind is already filled with prejudice

adeh39:


Jeez
I don enter one chance oooo
*runs out of thread*

hahaha ... U no get liver sef ...*fish in did*

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

I enjoyed dat... It made me lol

softysparky:

Honestly I prefer visiting at home but since one have to be careful these days I would prefer an open bar in a nice hotel.

I just don't like going to an eatery. The way the waiters look at people and hurriedly clear table even before you finish eating can be annoying.

Ahaa!
Tnx for giving me the next and best place for a Date!
Shanny, Be Ready for me

Beamborla:

Lolz... I can only laugh


Hehehehehehehehe
hohohohohohohoh
kikikikikikikikikikiki
hahahahahahahaha
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu


There is more to life and I'm interested in that 'more'

I've got other rewarding things to do with my life than going on date with someone who's mind is already filled with prejudice

salam salami

Beamborla:

Lolz... I can only laugh


Hehehehehehehehe
hohohohohohohoh
kikikikikikikikikikiki
hahahahahahahaha
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu


There is more to life and I'm interested in that 'more'

I've got other rewarding things to do with my life than going on date with someone who's mind is already filled with prejudice :)

Don't judge a book by its cover. I may surprise u but don't bring ur friends when we wana have our date, okay!

wristwatch:


Upnepaa, we no get light here oo

OK,we shall get to you in the next 72 hours

adeh39:


So you mean all a lady has to offer a guy is sex?

Mmmm......Some ladies sha

But as for me, Sex is the last thing I have to offer a guy, and that's if he's my boyfriend

i never said that it is only sex a Nigerian girl has to offer, i said is what most of them 'only' offer....nd i ask what else do u ladies offer, u hav nt yet answered me sincee ....if sex is d last thing u said u will give to ur guy, so what R d first things ?

D person dat did dis thread is a wicked and brainless Arrow

2dice:
salam salami

warris it

wristwatch:
I don't know why some ladies prove hard to get as they stylishly punish guys to know if he can withstand their haughty behaviour or simply they are not interested in having a relationship with him.

Therefore, I will discuss briefly on ways ladies stylishly punish guys.

1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

The poor dude perhaps may have borrowed money just to make the date a memorable one. However he later discovers that instead of having a date with his supposed girlfriend alone, she eventually comes along with her numerous friends to siphon his pocket. Funny enough if he tells her his preparation was just for him and her alone, she will start nagging, giving unnecessary excuses like maybe he is a criminal or something, so she can't trust a stranger.

2. They get busy with their mobile devices

This is when they bring out their collection of mobile devices and start pressing them as if they have not operated one before whereby making the dude look foolish and non existence in their presence.

3. Make him overspend

Some ladies are parasitic in nature as they explore the rare advantage at the ink of any date by requesting for several meals, etc. I call them "the sharwama or hot dog babes" as they pick every dick and Harry of meals in an eatery during the first date.

4. They show up very late

When a date is fix at 3pm, they showed up around 6pm giving flimsy excuses of traffic jam due to a tanker explosion, armed robbery attack, boko haram bombing, etc. Thereafter, they won't show any remorse at the expense of expecting the guy to apologise.
*Person whey e dey lagos dey claim boko haram bombing... some babes no sabi lie*

5. Monosyllabic reponse to your discussion

How can a guy talks like parrot from morning till night, trying to prove good sense of humour only for him to get short and annoying responses from her like "k" "alright", "hmmm", "what", etc. His morale and confidence will burst like balloon.... one time!

6. Communicate with unfriendly body languages

Some use frustrating body languages like bad eyeing to downsize him, hissing continuously and frown @ him like tiger. In such scenario, the guy will have no choice other than to call it quit.


7. They deliberately start making several calls


This is the time they start calling their long time friends and relatives, keeping the guy in their lust prison like a dog. As a guy, so many things will be going on his mind as what he can do to have the lady's attention.

8. They are in a hurry to leave

Perhaps she is a student, this is when she claims about an early lecture to attend the next day after she came late o! She rush the whole dating thing by asking the guy to get her "take away meal" and she zooms off immediately.
"Babe just admit it, you are hungry and looking for maga to feed u."

You can add yours

let me ask tosyn2much.

wristwatch:




Don't judge a book by its cover. I may surprise u but don't bring ur friends when we wana have our date, okay!

Never heard of this saying 'the more the merrier' abi na how them talk am self


Bottom line is this, when a lady likes you, she would love to spend time alone with you.

Give her smth to look forward to in the date.

sonofananimal:



I KNOW YOUR TYPE.


NA UNA DEY CHOP CHICKEN BONE FOR EATERY, THAT'S WHY THEM DEY CLEAR TABLE SHARP SHARP

Lol, I have to chop my money naaa abi you wan make I form?

Alao96:
D person dat did dis thread is a wicked and brainless Arrow

The person that wrote this comment is a nitwit and a pervert.

Nice thread, wristwatch! U dey try I swear

Beamborla:

Never heard of this saying 'the more the merrier' abi na how them talk am self


Bottom line is this, when a lady likes you, she would love to spend time alone with you.

Give her smth to look forward to in the date.

Smth like what na. U know how to keep someone in suspense ah han!

a woman who is really interested in a guy would not do the aforementioned.

I don't need to go through the thread to see stories and more stories of botched dates albeit told with "laced exaggeration"

Rapmoney:
Nice thread, wristwatch! U dey try I swear

I hail my oga. I dey follow ur footstep sire. Thanks bro.

Beamborla:
warris it

we dey fight ni

Teespice:
a woman who is really interested in a guy would not do the aforementioned.

I don't need to go through the thread to see stories and more stories of botched dates albeit told with "laced exaggeration"

U need to see orijin101 comment on page 0.

Besides chai. U carry o!

tosyne2much:
Nice write-up OP


Even God knows that they need not mention me before I register my presence on a thread like this


This made me remember a time I took a lady on a date, this lady was feeding as if there was famine on the land to the extent that the waiter angrily said, ahn ahn !!!! Aunti u no dey shame at all ?


Expecting the ladies to storm on this thread saying, "OP, please don't generalize because not every lady is like that"


Just like the commenter beneath me

so u and God dong become mates ni..

wristwatch:

. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

wristwatch:

. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

wristwatch:

. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

wristwatch:

. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

Lukmann:


lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

Lmao. . Hahaha

wristwatch:

. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

pure fabrication

wristwatch:

Smth like what na. U know how to keep someone in suspense ah han!

Goodnight, hun

2dice:
we dey fight ni

Nope! Missed you, actually

wristwatch:

. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..