VivaDeAngelo:


Noni please send the cv to sanfrankus@yahoo.com or pm,let me see how it is. Thanks.

Bro.. abeg if he send to you.. Abeg send to me too.. CV don almst frustrate ur guy thanks.... crixtex@gmail.com

crixtex:

Bro.. abeg if he send to you.. Abeg send to me too.. CV don almst frustrate ur guy thanks.... crixtex@gmail.com

Lolzzz......ok,I will as soon as Oluwanoni sends it to me.

mrtidier:
Folks!! Can you comprehend what is hilariously goofed about this pic??

@somtex, i hope you can see this o. your "screening" of companies is not working kwa.

mrtidier:
Enigmatique any software developer in the house, check this job out. https://www./job-apply/411907?

Quite regrettable, Tidier, that I only saw this yesterday. As a serving corper, I've been rather tied up at my PPA recently and things are just starting to settle dow right now. Anyway, beta go com...However, how do we tackle the almost-confirmed fact that not a SINGLE person has gotten a job via PushCV's platform? Na big wahala be dat ooo.
cc Abdulleh, Caucasian, pinkieblue etc"

PS: Btw MrTidier, I think you need to inspect that link. Had to modify with "pushcv.com" before it worked for me.

oluwanoni:
Really i must commend the makeover of my cv...it looks fantastic and well done, my money didn't waste.

For the placement, we just have to wait and see" the taste of the pudding can only be determined by eating it".

Please send the CV format to me. Thanks. omotosotaiwo7@gmail.com

enigmatique:
Quite regrettable, Tidier, that I only saw this yesterday. As a serving corper, I've been rather tied up at my PPA recently and things are just starting to settle dow right now. Anyway, beta go com...However, how do we tackle the almost-confirmed fact that not a SINGLE person has gotten a job via PushCV's platform? Na big wahala be dat ooo.
cc Abdulleh, Caucasian, pinkieblue etc"

PS: Btw MrTidier, I think you need to inspect that link. Had to modify with "pushcv.com" before it worked for me.

The best way to handle this type of situation is that we shouldn't put all our eggs in one basket, we should try every available opening till we get our dream job ..... Then we'd be free to finally package our credentials beneath our boxes..... (My opinion sha )

Pinkieblue:


The best way to handle this type of situation is that we shouldn't put all our eggs in one basket, we should try every available opening till we get our dream job ..... Then we'd be free to finally package our credentials beneath our boxes..... (My opinion sha )

true talk. i have just gotten a job(not via push cv o).i had equally forgotten about PUSH CV since i made all stages. If you put all eggs in a basket, you will just have hopeless hope for nothing.
Finally my dear job seekers, please do not look at the very big,high and mighty companies alone when seeking a job,do not underestimate any job you feel you are qualified for,just apply and pray!

Neroski:

true talk. i have just gotten a job(not via push cv o).i had equally forgotten about PUSH CV since i made all stages. If you put all eggs in a basket, you will just have hopeless hope for nothing.
Finally my dear job seekers, please do not look at the very big,high and mighty companies alone when seeking a job,do not underestimate any job you feel you are qualified for,just apply and pray!

Gbam!!!!!!! True talk too


Congrats dear for your job

Pinkieblue:


The best way to handle this type of situation is that we shouldn't put all our eggs in one basket, we should try every available opening till we get our dream job ..... Then we'd be free to finally package our credentials beneath our boxes..... (My opinion sha )

Well, you have a point sha. We'll just have to keep trying. But let's verify that the platform CAN give us what we want, that they're not just blowing hot air in our face.

Neroski:

true talk. i have just gotten a job(not via push cv o).i had equally forgotten about PUSH CV since i made all stages. If you put all eggs in a basket, you will just have hopeless hope for nothing.
Finally my dear job seekers, please do not look at the very big,high and mighty companies alone when seeking a job,do not underestimate any job you feel you are qualified for,just apply and pray!

Yeah, you're very correct my guy. And big, big congratulations on your new job bro! Can you kindly fill us in about it all happened, especially how you heard about it and what the interview was like?

enigmatique:

Well, you have a point sha. We'll just have to keep trying. But let's verify that the platform CAN give us what we want, that they're not just blowing hot air in our face.

Please just take it easy and continue your job search..... If there is anything they'd definitely contact you.... Just hope for the best.... And trust God above all

Pinkieblue:


Please just take it easy and continue your job search..... If there is anything they'd definitely contact you.... Just hope for the best.... And trust God above all

Pinkieblue.

enigmatique:

Yeah, you're very correct my guy. And big, big congratulations on your new job bro! Can you kindly fill us in about it all happened, especially how you heard about it and what the interview was like?

Thank you pinkieblue and enigmatique.Truth is i didnt even put my mind on it.i saw it on nairaland late january this year,i was called for interview in march despite the fact that my location and d job location are far from each other. i was offered the job last week to resume next month. it wasnt the most sought after thread,i dnt think a lot of nairalanders even send the advert sef but here i am today. For a graduate with just 2yrs experience(can i really call it experience,lolss),it seems like a good starting point for me with great opportunity for career growth(most important). For everytime i read peoples job testimony, i always claimed and tapped into the blessing,prayers work o but faith without work is useless. i pray we all have testimonies too like me and others before the year runs out. By the way i be lady o,not a bro

Abdulleeh:


Pinkieblue.

Yes boss

Neroski:

Thank you pinkieblue and enigmatique.Truth is i didnt even put my mind on it.i saw it on nairaland late january this year,i was called for interview in march despite the fact that my location and d job location are far from each other. i was offered the job last week to resume next month. it wasnt the most sought after thread,i dnt think a lot of nairalanders even send the advert sef but here i am today. For a graduate with just 2yrs experience(can i really call it experience,lolss),it seems like a good starting point for me with great opportunity for career growth(most important). For everytime i read peoples job testimony, i always claimed and tapped into the blessing,prayers work o but faith without work is useless. i pray we all have testimonies too like me and others before the year runs out. By the way i be lady o,not a bro

I see you in 3D. time don dey move for slow motion. Lol

sammer4life:
I see you in 3D. time don dey move for slow motion. Lol

folo folo somebody.dey your lanee

Neroski:

folo folo somebody.dey your lanee

Nobody dey follow anybody. I dey my lane jejely

Neroski:

folo folo somebody.dey your lanee

Nobody dey follow anybody. I dey my lane jejely

Please what is the main essence of this push cv of a thing after passing the 4 stages of the employee quest? Cos I never thought this is what we'll be seeing, this was not wat they told us from the beginning. And they will be saying how has push cv helped u. How are they helping us? Cos I don't understand.

Neroski:

true talk. i have just gotten a job(not via push cv o).i had equally forgotten about PUSH CV since i made all stages. If you put all eggs in a basket, you will just have hopeless hope for nothing.
Finally my dear job seekers, please do not look at the very big,high and mighty companies alone when seeking a job,do not underestimate any job you feel you are qualified for,just apply and pray!

Congratulations dearie....welcome to the club .....May God grant you wisdom on you new job...

enigmatique:
Quite regrettable, Tidier, that I only saw this yesterday. As a serving corper, I've been rather tied up at my PPA recently and things are just starting to settle dow right now. Anyway, beta go com...However, how do we tackle the almost-confirmed fact that not a SINGLE person has gotten a job via PushCV's platform? Na big wahala be dat ooo.
cc Abdulleh, Caucasian, pinkieblue etc"

PS: Btw MrTidier, I think you need to inspect that link. Had to modify with "pushcv.com" before it worked for me.

Enigmatique, im sorry, but obviously the link was modified by someone who thought it as a a spam. Corper Wii, LOL, Hope you get paid extra for the stress at your PPA.

Congrats Neroski!!! You'll find a way of celebrating it with the house.

Meanwhile, while we either search for jobs, or are busy with our jobs, there is the innovation, Tuteria. Its is a medium to obtain freelance paid tutoring jobs. No huge promises like PUSHCV. This is the thread to the nairaland link.

https://www.nairaland.com/2397064/genuine-tutoring-jobs-earn-extra#35170066

Lets take the party here.

oluwanoni:
Really i must commend the makeover of my cv...it looks fantastic and well done, my money didn't waste.

For the placement, we just have to wait and see" the taste of the pudding can only be determined by eating it".

Noni pls send the cv too to me, I beg u, my email address is emoghenemartin@gmail.com

Thanks

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RESPONSIBILITIES: Serves customers by selling products. Meeting customer needs. Services existing accounts, obtains orders, and establishes new accounts by planning and organizing daily work schedule to call on existing or potential sales outlets and other trade factors. Adjusts content of sales presentations by studying the type of sales outlet or trade factor. Focuses sales efforts by studying existing and potential volume of dealers. Submits orders by referring to price lists and product literature. Keeps management informed by submitting activity and results reports, such as daily call reports, weekly work plans, and monthly and annual territory analyses. Monitors competition by gathering current marketplace information on pricing, products, new products, delivery schedules, merchandizing techniques, etc. Recommends changes in products, service, and policy by evaluating results and competitive developments. Resolves customer complaints by investigating problems; developing solutions; preparing reports; making recommendations to management. Maintains professional and technical knowledge by attending educational workshops; reviewing professional publications; establishing personal networks; participating in professional societies. Provides historical records by maintaining records on area and customer sales. Contributes to team effort by accomplishing related results as needed.
SALES REPRESENTATIVE SKILLS:
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QUALIFICATIONS: Minimum of OND in any discipline. Send resume to independentmarketerng@gmail.com
Closing date is 30th July 2015.

Weeds growing on this our land portion? NO.

We will not take it (Revolt).

Mrtidier, I summon you here. Abadone that cave.

Abdulleh , come out of your purgatory.

Enigmatique, leave your sepulchre. Show up.

Minus uyosolo

I give u all 3 days maximum to reach here

Caucasian:
Weeds growing on this our land portion? NO.

We will not take it (Revolt).

Mrtidier, I summon you here. Abadone that cave.

Abdulleh , come out of your purgatory.

Enigmatique, leave your sepulchre. Show up.

Minus uyosolo

I give u all 3 days maximum to reach here

lmao.weeds is not our portion o.may fruits began to come forth for us all. bdw, i noticed push cv is having more and more make sense jobs but who are the people getting this jobs na?

mrtidier:


Enigmatique, im sorry, but obviously the link was modified by someone who thought it as a a spam. Corper Wii, LOL, Hope you get paid extra for the stress at your PPA.

I hope so too ooo, but d whole package neva jell finish. Make we dey see sha. Btw, au far with Andela? RSVP ASAP

Caucasian:
Weeds growing on this our land portion? NO.

We will not take it (Revolt).

Mrtidier, I summon you here. Abadone that cave.

Abdulleh , come out of your purgatory.

Enigmatique, leave your sepulchre. Show up.

Minus uyosolo

I give u all 3 days maximum to reach here

Sepulchre? God forbid ooo. It's more like "stop ur long hours of geeking, browsing, reading and relaxing". :-D But hey, do u SERIOUSLY want this thread to come alive again and even boil over with activity?

Neroski:

lmao.weeds is not our portion o.may fruits began to come forth for us all. bdw, i noticed push cv is having more and more make sense jobs but who are the people getting this jobs na?

My sister, wat is the point of more attractive or "make sense" job adverts if no one is getting employed thru them?Acta non verba!

Caucasian:
Weeds growing on this our land portion? NO.

We will not take it (Revolt).

Mrtidier, I summon you here. Abadone that cave.

Abdulleh , come out of your purgatory.

Enigmatique, leave your sepulchre. Show up.

Minus uyosolo

I give u all 3 days maximum to reach here

Caucasian, I got so discouraged with the pushcv crew. they played a fast one us by promising us with great job networks. the stifling issue is those untrue comments i see on their blog and Twitter handle about how push CV has helped us immensely. as it is now, I could strangle that somto ifuzue of a being

Abdulleeh:



Caucasian, I got so discouraged with the pushcv crew. they played a fast one us by promising us with great job networks. the stifling issue is those untrue comments i see on their blog and Twitter handle about how push CV has helped us immensely. as it is now, I could strangle that somto ifuzue of a being

Hehehe. Just leave them be bro. Leave them be. But I do agree that they are a huge disappointment thus far. So, wat next guys?

Hello ladies and gentlemen,

I sincerely apologize for my untold absence for sometime now. It is a feeling of qualm on my spirit for my inactions to formally take excuse or worse yet, announce my abscond.

But truth be told, My mental conditions deteriorated quite dramatically and so abruptly that i inescapably had to participate in a 'lunacy Emancipation Programme' initiated by the British Psychiatrists Association(BPA) in maitama, Abuja. There were legions of fresh and experienced graduates who were beneficiaries of the scrupulous free treatment programme and to my greatest surprise, uyosolo was a participant and fellow comrade in the struggle for eternal sanity.

Joyously for me, We were in thesame ward for merely a week before further MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging) Scan proved that he is conspicuously suffering from an overdose of hallucinogens and amphetamines in his neurology/cerebral vessels And this reason explains his intermittent violent rage between sane conducts. Medical recommendations suggested that he should be transfered to a pertinent ward and be lobectomized before his condition advances to chronic epilepsy. We missed his displays when he left.

Towards the end of his successful surgery, information came to his surgeon that his betrothed was contemporaneously suffering pre-delivery complications in the Labour room arising from pyloric stenosis of the baby.

Goodnews has it that they are now doing fine and almost better. He will be coming here too soon to enliven the thread and for Thanksgiving to God when he returns from Offshore. And as for me, I am very glad and thankful that my condition has improved to a considerable level below average

Greetings to u all once more on my ephemeral return

enigmatique:

Hehehe. Just leave them be bro. Leave them be. But I do agree that they are a huge disappointment thus far. So, wat next guys?

Bro we still won't give up. The struggle continues.