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An Awkward Moment He Experienced Inside A Banking Hall by egorov(m): 8:29am On Jun 26, 2015 |
So the most awkward thing happened to me today. If you had a bad day, relax. I won. So I'm in the bank chilling on a mad ass long queue to get my BVN done, uba bank, poor customer service and all. People are tired and so am I and then something cheers me up. 30 mins into queuing & I spot an old female friend I haven't seen in ages, Eme. She is still as cute as ever, I know she'll be pleased to see me as I am her. So I walk forward, over to her. At least, someone to chat with while waiting. Yaay. I get to her and I cover her face from behind so she can maybe guess who it is. Apparently, the lady in her front is her friend cos she asks her who it is & she giggles and says she doesn't know me. I say, "It's been a long time. Do you still recognize my voice?" Still covering her face. She laughs and says no. She then begs me to remove my hand from her face. She's as excited as I am. Oh Eme. Note that by this time, people are staring idly. They're waiting to be called in for their BVN registration just like us. So I finally let go of her face and Eme turns and looks at me. I have the cutest smile prepared for her. Gosh. It wasn't Eme.... Bruhhhhh. I wanted to die. You mean your boy had been holding this lady's face for about a minute? A whole minute, laughing with her as if we shared the same dreams and passion. She frowned and was like, "Sorry, who are you?" taking a step back. Felt like I had malaria because my mouth was sour. Her friend was like, "Do you know him?" Fam these ladies eyed me like a creep. I finally composed myself after about 3 seconds of disbelief. I was like, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were someone I knew, I swear. Excuse me." People were staring. They had to watch me walk away, back to my spot on the queue. I'd never wanted to teleport so bad. Who send me? Every once in a while, the girls glance back at me like, "OMG. That creep is still on the queue with us." Mehn, i just plugged my earpiece & ignored as if it was nothing. I had my lane o. But noooo, I couldn't stay there. Same way I drive TBH. Me too? why cover a lady's face in public? Whatever happened to Hi... 2 Likes |
Re: An Awkward Moment He Experienced Inside A Banking Hall by Freciprocal: 8:30am On Jun 26, 2015 |
Hehehehehe... @ Egorov, just imagine she was married, heavily pregnant and her husband curiously watching you from a distance... By now you could have woken up in the hospital asking what happened. |
Re: An Awkward Moment He Experienced Inside A Banking Hall by Nobody: 8:32am On Jun 26, 2015 |
U wan play smart! Sorry, e catch u! |
Re: An Awkward Moment He Experienced Inside A Banking Hall by Nobody: 8:33am On Jun 26, 2015 |
Re: An Awkward Moment He Experienced Inside A Banking Hall by Freciprocal: 8:36am On Jun 26, 2015 |
Re: An Awkward Moment He Experienced Inside A Banking Hall by angieberry(f): 8:40am On Jun 26, 2015 |
Lol And you think they'll believe it was an honest mistake? Next time, be less dramatic and just say a simple hi |
Re: An Awkward Moment He Experienced Inside A Banking Hall by Freciprocal: 8:41am On Jun 26, 2015 |
angieberry: Hi... |
Re: An Awkward Moment He Experienced Inside A Banking Hall by mixratio(m): 9:02am On Jun 26, 2015 |
Did you apologize again before leaving the bank? |
Re: An Awkward Moment He Experienced Inside A Banking Hall by Babysho(m): 9:13am On Jun 26, 2015 |
Lwkmd....Werey rey oo |
Re: An Awkward Moment He Experienced Inside A Banking Hall by Godfullsam(m): 9:39am On Jun 26, 2015 |
You are very lucky bro . Thank your star... Imagine she is married and her husband happens to be one of the frustrated military offices ordered to vacate military check points . Na serious slap you for collect for inside banking hall . |
Re: An Awkward Moment He Experienced Inside A Banking Hall by Harrychocoberry(m): 9:57pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Hey man..are you sure this happened to you? Abi you don turn Edumma..am just observing you o |
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