Pineapp:
For fun!
Husbands;
1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...
2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...
3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for "

@Emboldened
Epic! Works 10/10! Op, don't be such an informer!

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The funniest way is through "hot sex"! That one always makes everybody laugh!

funlord:
The funniest way is through "hot sex"! That one always makes everybody laugh!

Ur own no pass sex

zaragal:
Ur own no pass EX

zaragal:
Ur own no pass ex

Ol girl? Na wetin be EX na? Lmao!!!

Hahaha....... lol
U gat to do d needful to kip ur hom u know

....hmmm

u neva jam beta quarrel before. all tis crap trick wont move one bit. ...u wear revealing cloth comot from my house. dnt ever dream of coming bk.

Pineapp:
For fun!

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for "



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" ,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" ..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die"

Tell us how you do yours

Heard of a husband who did no 3... and the wife asked 'what are you looking for?'; the hubby said 'I am looking for you'

Drama drama

Everything depends on the kind of relationship the two share

My own husband will gist until u have no choice but to put mouth.
If I refuse to respond to the gist, he will tap me and say 'my wife, why do you get angry so easily these days? You were not like this before o'

Me: my husband, you were not treating me like this before too.

We both laugh and matter don end be that.

Pineapp:


1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" ,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

Hahaha.. the oldest trick in the book

All these are for the newlyweds. When you see better quarrel none of these tactics go work lai.

OK

I will purposely fart & ask 'did u feel that'? The rest is Kpekus cruising

I never marry yet

my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue

Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

I'll just remove my prick and like the OP say... The rest is history .... The big gal poster above me[b]tooked[/b]over my space , lemme piss on the nigga below me, he's so duumb.. His moniker sef na thedundee

I do No 1 for males

lol

Funny! Love All Of Them!

http://www.bummyla.com

angelTI:

na wetin?you don see your monthly cycle?

Rub a bit of saliva under my eyes so It would look like I've been crying. He asks what is it....the rest becomes history.



I'm not married sha

funlord:
The funniest way is through "hot sex"! That one always makes everybody laugh!

wowoo nairalander of the month. .....hahahhahhahhahahahhahha this guy seff