notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

NOTORIOUSBABE[i][/i] Gba gaunn!!!

No not history my dear i'd rather say testimony and thanksgiving cos i see child dedication in 9 months time

Pineapp:
For fun!

Husbands;
2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

Chisus Did I see 'tooked over'? Gbagaun queens haff 'tooked over' too

tellwisdom:


Do you even have big yansh to seduce me??

Lol

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This is when two children marry themselves!
Adults will handle the issues and move on!

Pineapp:
For fun!

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for "



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" ,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" ..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die"





Tell us how you do yours

ainT married sha, buh wen me nd my bf usually av quarrels nd hes angry wid me...I usually put my pics dat he always love nd by so doing, he will be lyk Anger can't mk me Loose My angel..




And some nairaland guys wonna quote me,,,buh. M lyk u no reach.

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

chisos! there is problem

Swagt101:
Ewooo ... English is not by force... Seun comman see our sister oo... Na dem go dey abuse mama piss... Small girls iyaf tooked over too

ati took tooked tooking tooken taked wat differences Idea needed oo jare... gbagaun of destiny

AnointedG:
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue

Bros, u get problems ni yen ke, sha ara re ya? E be Like sAy you don craze b4 for real.

ahsekeena:
Rub a bit of saliva under my eyes so It would look like I've been crying. He asks what is it....the rest becomes history.



I'm not married sha

Eww! 'Who does this?'

Mercyblack:

ati took tooked tooking tooken taked wat differences Idea needed oo jare... gbagaun of destiny

ma da won lohun, they can type gbagaun like kin daku!... Btw, 9ce pinshure!

AnointedG:
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue

your own no get part 2

ahsekeena:
Rub a bit of saliva under my eyes so It would look like I've been crying. He asks what is it....the rest becomes history.



I'm not married sha

No wonder you aren't

Bonethugss:


The word is "taken" my dear

it is tooked past tense of take

ilobasama:
tooked over I tink it shud be "taken over"

its tooked over. Google it

Scrypt:


Chai!

wetin?it does not correct or what?

FynBabe:
My own husband will gist until u have no choice but to put mouth.
If I refuse to respond to the gist, he will tap me and say 'my wife, why do you get angry so easily these days? You were not like this before o'

Me: my husband, you were not treating me like this before too.

We both laugh and matter don end be that.

I like this one

chukingchuks:
chisos! there is problem

who tolded you that there was a problem?

temmiedee:
NOTORIOUSBABE[i][/i] Gba gaunn!!!

I will slaps you

Pineapp:
For fun!

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for "



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" ,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" ..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die"





Tell us how you do yours

'm sad,one idiaat hit my best number before me.

You are on point, laughing a little shit out inside my toilet.

Hahahahaha


So damn true!!!

Swagk101:
I will purposely fart & ask 'did u feel that'? The rest is Kpekus cruising

Local Man

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

Illiterate kunt.

laurenjones:
u neva jam beta quarrel before. all tis crap trick wont move one bit. ...u wear revealing cloth comot from my house. dnt ever dream of coming bk.

carry that one go court make judge decide naaa. since e too big

I'll definitely create a scene........maybe wen she serves me ma food & goes to d rum I'll carry d tray to her wen I'm done & tell her to take it to d kitchen & wen she ask y I'll tell her dat d distance from d parlour to d bed rum is shorter dan to d kitchen I bet u she must laff die & dat ends d beef

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

Na so d tin pain u?

400billionman:
H

H for husband

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

am i seeing double? whats that?

funlord:
The funniest way is through "hot sex"! That one always makes everybody laugh!

#shoro niyen?