Pundad:

Wack

Lmao. That's harsh.
Deadshots not now

Ibime:
. . . . .






On the day you wed. . .
I’ma kidnap your wife. . . and make her spread/
My game is extortion . . . so like yeast. . . you best raise the bread/
FFR is my favourite thread/
where I knock niggas into next week. . . cos these punches. . . 'daze a head'!/
Organised crime boss . . . my name was read/
They came with Feds/ codename. . . Operation Zed/
I’m Frank Abagnale. . . we data shed/ . . . . so the trail is dead/
FBI still tryna piece together the paper shred/
Haters bled/ from the taste of lead/
cos the bullet trajectory . . . .is laser led!/
I’ll put the scope on a snitch. . . .if he calling inspectors/
He better pray the beam hit the wall. . . . like Panasonic Projectors!/
cos my rifle known for falling defectors/
cos I fired more streetsweepers. . . . than LAWMA directors!/
I got fame and stature/
Your chick give me her digits. . . when I chase and catch her/
She 'left details behind'. . . .like Lizards escaping capture!/
My wolves snatch sheep while they grazing pasture/
I got no respect for colleagues. . . . I disgrace a rapper/
cos I’m quick to 'diss a peer'. . . .like I’m 'facing rapture'!/



FFR thought I’d fade to black?/
I dare any of you niggas. . . to launch a brave attack/
And I’ll beat him without pause. . . .like a disabled cat/
But I’m 32 now. . . .so there’s no hiding/
Prince says I can’t be King no more . . . and Kr0ne rising/
But power is an older man's vice. . . .I’m Joe Biden/
God in the depths. . . I’m Poseidon/
When I kiss a sleeping beauty. . . .you ain’t got to 'look yonder'. . . .to see the ho rising!!/ (horizon)
You can't send Eagles to ball Falcons
So if EmaPrince tryna beef with this strong stallion/
one punch. . . will have E.P dropping. . . like I'm releasing a short album/


He got a new girl? . . I’ll bone his bird/
Invite Ice Berg and Kr0ne for a gángbang. . . which the hó preferred/
The way she swallowed jizz. . . was so absurd/
Now she call me 1664. . . . cos she took my shot. . . after drinking Krone'n'Berg!!/
His ex would grumble/ after three rounds of sex. . . she still vex and mumble/
She wanted 'more dick I'. . . . gave it to her. . . like Esther’s Uncle/ (Mordecai)
Y’all best be extra humble/ before I blast a round/
I got the semi in my pants. . . like I’m half aroused/
That ratchet sound/ when the dezy right wrongs/
Connecting heavy rights. . . . if your head is quite strong/
Diss me. . . . your debt is lifelong/
You just landed in soup. . . now you smelling like. . . Edika Ikong!/


Niggas doubting the King. . . will get blown for treason/
Y'all apes been running round the jungle. . . with loads of freedom/
but the hunters back with ammunition . . and my holsters heaving/
I'm declaring 'maggi out the wrapper time'. . . .it's 'open season'!!/
Niggas can’t stand this soulless demon/
He’ll cross the road and hail from far. . . like the Ebola greeting/
cos if he bold enough to hold a meeting/ I’ll choke the heathen/
All he’ll hear is. . . . "Why you little". . . . like I’m Homer Simpson/
and have his eyes popping . . . when I give his throat a squeezing/
He a liar and fronter/ Nobody admire the sucker/
I’ll have him playing second fiddle. . . I’m the choir conductor/
If it’s beef. . . I break his carpus/
Battlefield General . . . . I strategically place the archers/
My bannermen signal vultures . . . . to take his carcass/
after stripping metal from his body. . . .like X-Rays. . . in Plane departures!/



KING!

after seen this,i know even bother to read am finish "one punch will leav E.P dropping like am about dropping a short album" ""



to much creativity dy worry u boss.

Ibime: he'll cross the road nd hail from far, like Ebola greeting/

This got me looooool

liricyst:
Lookie....am a rookie...but joining the GENERAL public to flow for rank/ Think up lyrics till my head hurts,not ill just nerd thoughts....no wannabe of edwards..but am tryn to be frank//

This wild beast love flow,crush any1 wey wan show,when I dey lay low like a hip-po-ppo-ta-mus/ I can't be put out,you can't MATCH MY FLAME...but all the same,get this picture and put it in frame...Na only hip-hop-go-tame-us//

Am no star,only my eye blink; but I dey try think how when the mind of modenine wanders...and bring out nine bars,its structures rival the nine wonders...Mine wanders...wonders never end when the wanders never end (Lol)

Even if in airports..over a loudspeaker I air thoughts,that i swallowed mexican exports/Without fire,no smoke;so its No Joke,its coke...people may still never feel my shit...

They can suck my piss tool,or do I have pluck my pistol...put shots in the air just to kill the peace too? SHYT!/ Now no bluffs,still see no cuffs..no gloves....still no one wanna feel my shyt?// SHYT!

Its time for me to think ahead,before I link my head to a click and lead(gun)..dope lyrics and me like a hot chick and a nerd/am no nerd cos a nerd can Come 1st..come 1st,my good lyrics aren't even FORTH COMING,time to overdose on meds//

Hahaha....this was me? Geez.... I was once this wack?
There are even only 7 wonders....smh

Ibime:
. . . . .
Niggas can’t stand this soulless demon/
He’ll cross the road and hail from far. . . like the Ebola greeting

I play kickball with Mars in the Solar system / orthopedically weakling, I could bone your mistress/ cos I'm known for my suave...a Lothario speaking/
I copped baccalaureates in Rap.... I'll leave this bloke's dome leaking/
so Bis best sit in class...& start taking notes... as this Scholar's teaching!/ but don't you bother bout' the fees...cos I'll school you for free...with no tuition/
You'll be Jettisoned listen, cos I offload oppositions/
have them strung on ballot boxes...then leave them hanging... in a pole position/
I'll stone you minions/ for your baloney written/ acquit you of all charges…..then compel you to spaz....with no conviction! /
Improvident & prodigal.., I don't follow religion/ I'm extravagant & lavish..It's a rosy season/ & in less than 30 minutes..I could blow a million!/
my Lexicon's superior, & it slits like switchblades/ I'll flip your mix-tapes/
I'll even give ya wife Parkinson...dice her mammary glands....then drink her milkshakes! /
this yob's a witless creep/ with lot of weaknesses/ I'll club him repeatedly/ then pluck corneas of the bystanders...so if he sues me to Court....there'll be no eyewitnesses! /
I see this elf faking/ so I get them techs blazing/
his looks is oxygen-draining...not because the pleb's acing /
but because his ugliness ....is more than breathtaking! /
I'm flowing the meanest/ a man of the hour...but I'll own him in minutes/
I'll conduct a lobotomy... cos I ain't known to be lenient/ so see me crack his skull...just to give his brain f£llatio...call that a mind-blowing experience! /
set your aperture, lens...ensure my epistle is read/ march forward kunta, & you'd be crippled with the lead/
cos like photographers in funerals..moment you leaped into the thread.... I could already picture you dead! /
claiming a 'hardened criminal'?...you just a putrid asshole!/ I'm corrosive, oppose me & I'll shoot your neck yo/
I'll eject you from the columns of the living...then have you put in a death 'row! /
I'm from Alcatraz, I batter wacks, but this foe's a nuisance/
while he stole yams on 25th December..I was ghosting, for Instance/ one time I hollered at the Grinch... told him bring a plastic bag...& together we stole Christmas!

Darkrebel666:
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I see this elf faking/ so I get them techs blazing/
his looks is oxygen-draining...not because the pleb's acing /
but because his ugliness ....is more than breathtaking! /
I'm flowing the meanest/ a man of the hour...but I'll own him in minutes/
I'll conduct a lobotomy... cos I ain't known to be lenient/ so see me crack his skull...just to give his brain f£llatio...call that a mind-blowing experience! /
set your aperture, lens...ensure my epistle is read/ march forward kunta, & you'd be crippled with the lead/
cos like photographers in funerals..moment you leaped into the thread.... I could already picture you dead! /
claiming a 'hardened criminal'?...you just a putrid asshole!/ I'm corrosive, oppose me & I'll shoot your neck yo/
I'll eject you from the columns of the living...then have you put in a death 'row! /
I'm from Alcatraz, I batter wacks, but this foe's a nuisance/
while he stole yams on 25th December..I was ghosting, for Instance/ one time I hollered at the Grinch... told him bring a plastic bag...& together we stole Christmas![/b]

dopee!!

liricyst:


Hahaha....this was me? Geez.... I was once this wack?
There are even only 7 wonders....smh

Bros, you wack pass me for that drop.

sinizia:




Bros, you wack pass me for that drop.

Even though i always leave my dope materials for brawls...i agree...this was wacker than wack...
And to think i thought it was a great freestyle back then....smh. Anyways it was my first freestyle on ffr or so

Darkrebel666:



I play kickball with Mars in the Solar system / orthopedically weakling, I could bone your mistress/ cos I'm known for my suave...a Lothario speaking/
I copped baccalaureates in Rap.... I'll leave this bloke's dome leaking/
so Bis best sit in class...& start taking notes... as this Scholar's teaching!/ but don't you bother bout' the fees...cos I'll school you for free...with no tuition/
You'll be Jettisoned listen, cos I offload oppositions/
have them strung on ballot boxes...then leave them hanging... in a pole position/
I'll stone you minions/ for your baloney written/ acquit you of all charges…..then compel you to spaz....with no conviction! /
Improvident & prodigal.., I don't follow religion/ I'm extravagant & lavish..It's a rosy season/ & in less than 30 minutes..I could blow a million!/
my Lexicon's superior, & it slits like switchblades/ I'll flip your mix-tapes/
I'll even give ya wife Parkinson...dice her mammary glands....then drink her milkshakes! /
this yob's a witless creep/ with lot of weaknesses/ I'll club him repeatedly/ then pluck corneas of the bystanders...so if he sues me to Court....there'll be no eyewitnesses! /
I see this elf faking/ so I get them techs blazing/
his looks is oxygen-draining...not because the pleb's acing /
but because his ugliness ....is more than breathtaking! /
I'm flowing the meanest/ a man of the hour...but I'll own him in minutes/
I'll conduct a lobotomy... cos I ain't known to be lenient/ so see me crack his skull...just to give his brain f£llatio...call that a mind-blowing experience! /
set your aperture, lens...ensure my epistle is read/ march forward kunta, & you'd be crippled with the lead/
cos like photographers in funerals..moment you leaped into the thread.... I could already picture you dead! /
claiming a 'hardened criminal'?...you just a putrid asshole!/ I'm corrosive, oppose me & I'll shoot your neck yo/
I'll eject you from the columns of the living...then have you put in a death 'row! /
I'm from Alcatraz, I batter wacks, but this foe's a nuisance/
while he stole yams on 25th December..I was ghosting, for Instance/ one time I hollered at the Grinch... told him bring a plastic bag...& together we stole Christmas!

nodding my head.

this is BOMB SHELL
IBIME u rock sire.
#YOLO #RULEZ

Geoxpress:
Diss @ airmark

I think d nigga is insane, my words hit his big brain/I'm on d mark like a sprint race!/

kr0ne left him sonned nd dead/

G is spitting rubbish/i know why he's bursting/
he begged for attention, but sh,its coming/the only time we hail Daddy G.O is while greeting his church priest!!!/

my loss to kr0ne was a ruse/clearly the right to vote was abused/
kim and bis verds showed they both on booze/ ' bars over jokes' , thats what fly over dolts like you!!!/

like naaman you were down with 'illness', maxiimus, Elisha delivered you/
you now at gun point, be pleading for truce/cos i will 'block express', more than what pastors at 'the redeemed' can do!!!/

Your writtens are without meaning/ma 'hand work' leaves sissy guys limping/
behind bars i 'post express', like flinging 'old newspaper' inside prison!!!/

this f00l finally faces penalty/getting mucked, main thing he fancies/
the way i 'badge Geo', he lost it, like 'roberto' playing for italy!!!/

Dont bother about rebuttal/i have passed 'geo physics', back in FUTA/
if you wanna force a 'carry over', thats you in coffin, cos definitely my 'marks' will shoot ya!!!/

Leggo!!!


I'm comming through on this freestyle like am on my triangle on the Ps2 pad/...this dude will think am a gay with the way am taking win from behind,after now they will need an adult Pad/

am a lecturer in dis game,like a late student,u will never come close to my class/...the only time we "class mate" is when i shag u in ur class/

Im so spiritually possess in this game,no one can cast me,no wonder i always have a bad build up/...


This is a new revolution,ur new rap teacher is here come take ur lessons/... See the way am spilling bars everwhere like im investin in prisons/


when am about writting this bars,i keep my book upside down,like a fine art student u will think i wanna draw u/..but i will so beat u till ur neighbour will start yelling "oga u wan kill am,he neva do u"?/


to all of u claiming best "rapper wrapper" on dis forum hw many yard una be? ""

dis a short freestyle from d top,i never write this anywhere...

danbrowndmf:
Leggo!!!


I'm comming through on this freestyle like am on my triangle on the Ps2 pad/...this dude will think am a gay with the way am taking win from behind,after now the will need an adult Pad/

am a lecturer in dis game,like a late student,u will never come close to my class/...the only time we "class mate" is when i shag u in ur class/

Im so spiritually possess in this game,no one can cast me,no wonder i always have a bad build up/...


This is a new revolution,ur new rap teacher is here come take ur lessons/... See the way am spilling bars everwhere like im investin in prisons/


when am about writting this bars,i keep my book upside down,like a fine art student u will think i wanna draw u/..but i will so beat u till ur neighbour will start yelling "oga u wan kill am,he neva do u"?/


to all of u claiming best "rapper wrapper" on dis forum hw many yard una be? ""

is dis a short freestyle from d top,i never write this anywhere...

Nigga you have to start using synonyms and antonyms. They are your beneficial best friends.

liricyst:


Nigga you have to start using synonyms and antonyms. They are your beneficial best friends.

Thanks,rate dis bar...thanks for ur advice again!

But darkrebel's reply was nice

His next reply will be Nicer

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airmark:
if you will be masking the tutorial via your fb acct and not post here, I may decide to lock this topic then.

........ What i'm spitting is hot/ my freeze is the bomb/ i beat niggas to pulp/ HANDS DOwN .... Till they quickly GIVE UP/
i'm mean with this shots/ no one better than me in this ward/
now, i know what rings in ur thoughts/ "he just rhyming. He aint giving a punch"/ naah!
this is lecture, i hope airmark is reading this up/
cos the way he SNEAKS about that learning thread ..... i can tell he needs a tutor/
airmark, the above written is called/ pun, multis, flow, delivery n punch/ i hope it sinks deep in ur skull/
you got jealous, cos i made a suggestion, to lift only some weak niggis up/
told 'em to hit ma inbox/ i din't know you will be beefed up ... Nd quickly ll warn/ like "i'll unsticky this, f*ck!!! "/<
sorry na ........ it didnt occur/ to me that you also need to be taught/
i shoulda reasoned it more/ that ma bars are ur bible, it's what you always reading before/ you go sleeping with snores/
on fridays, you do a vigil till dawn/ studying my bars, with title being "scripting as tough/ as max writtens n all"/
buh even still, the sh1ts you bringing ARE DULL/
but that SINGER aint even pleased with ur stuff/


eyes dizzy..

ELYMAXiimus:
Can't sleep



eyes dizzy..

the weakling eyez dizzy/this kampala guy is a needy/
I will give him something like fifty/thats number of times of beatings/
he wont reach Uganda before he cries of shillings!!!/

We taught elymaxiimus the art of rapping/now the cat is bragging/
ask limerick, ask emaprince/
for rising against top dawg, i will cut his tail, that's elymaxi !!!/

with bars, am a poker/his game wack in total/
old punches, that of bruno and douglas/he blows his chances like Brazilian winger Costa!!!/

when he came year ago, we said let allow him /you aint a vet yet, better know it/
you cant stand tall in the sport, am ever throwing/
you sissy falls via a target mark bowling!!!/

why redirecting to FB account?/prophet Elisha did nt toss any around/
your ways are fishy,if you frustrated, take hooks, enter red sea and drown!!!/

you are a nonentity/cos of coogar's input,i made the learning thread sticky/
cos of mr nairaland 2016, you bi,tch already bleaching!!!/

airmark:

you aint a vet yet, better know it/

airmark:
your ways are fishy,if you frustrated, take hooks, enter red sea and drown!!!/

airmark:
you are a nonentity/cos of coogar's input,i made the learning thread sticky/

Striking.

airmark:

cos of mr nairaland 2016, you bi,tch already bleaching!!!/

LMAO.

Funniest bar of the week.

airmark:


the weakling eyez dizzy/this kampala guy is a needy/
I will give him something like fifty/thats number of times of beatings/
he wont reach Uganda before he cries of shillings!!!/

We taught elymaxiimus the art of rapping/now the cat is bragging/
ask limerick, ask emaprince/
for rising against top dawg, i will cut his tail, that's elymaxi !!!/

with bars, am a poker/his game wack in total/
old punches, that of bruno and douglas/he blows his chanches like Brazilian winger Costa!!!/

when he came year ago, we said let allow him /you aint a vet yet, better know it/
you cant stand tall in the sport, am ever throwing/
you sissy falls via a target mark bowling!!!/

why redirecting to FB account?/prophet Elisha did nt toss any around/
your ways are fishy,if you frustrated, take hooks, enter red sea and drown!!!/

you are a nonentity/cos of coogar's input,i made the learning thread sticky/
cos of mr nairaland 2016, you bi,tch already bleaching!!!/

believe me, when i tell you .... This sh1t is wack/
nothing hitting me back/
why you lieing? ... You really needed the facts/
you threatened to lock the thread, since i aint teaching you rap/ buh scratch this! Lets leave it at that/
lets talk 'bout how i'm killing you fast/
i grip the tools ... i'm coming to stretch mark, without seeing a skin filled with fats/
ignore wackos who say you sick with this art/ they fooling you ... What you spitting is daft/
last i checked, you passed the drugs test, so stop thinking you crack/
hope you listening, f@g/
my goons ll have you in the midst of three cars/ voom!
They aint pulling the trigger, when they squeezing a mark/
launch a missile attack/ it spreads air everywhere like a swift ceiling fan/
pop pop! ... 2slugs pilling his heart/ he needing transplant/
my dumb bariga boys gon refill him with grass/
watchu gat? Silly rants! See how i kick the bars?

Keep learning nigga!!

Specs..Una Wan Kill Airmark Sha..

My goodness, Darkrebel!!!

ELYMAXiimus:

i grip the tools ... i'm coming to stretch mark, without seeing a skin filled with fats/

kr0ne:
This is not the Elymax I used to know; he underperformed in this battle

Ibime:


Disappointing battle from Max end.

Heywhizzy:
same sh1t. .elymaxiimus was wack in this..y'all using past records to judge and that's sh1t..whoever calls Ely a vet and put him in a list of top netcees is daft. .this guy just win brawls,nothing special in any of his bars this year.. prove me wrong by highlighting one k.o punch he has dropped this year ..just my opinion,nothing personal

coogar:
there was no single bar that stood out in elymax's verse

truth hittin this wigga/ D banj wont be feelin the nigga/
even if he's seeing him in gown/ D j, D a phantom will join the koko master, ya failing in 3 D mart!!!

i aint phyno, call me playmaker/beep me when you 'drop' one hay maker/
i will fling your 'seed', if you call me that ya woman born emeka!!!/

... Lololol.... Thnx for using all those pers.
At least anyone who tries to use 'em again will be booed that it's stale already. lolol

ELYMAXiimus:
... Lololol.... Thnx for using all those pers.
At least anyone who tries to use 'em again will be booed that it's stale already. lolol

They won't be booed, if they are very creative, you are nailed.

airmark:

They won't be booed, if they are very creative, you are nailed.

yeah right. I would like to see a nigga try.

diss @airmark


mtcheew wackk

it's king saying if killing the poor nitwit/ would cause beatings/
he's proud? imma havin his nose bleeding/ . . .the nig shud better be humble like a "duka" otherwise he's qettin slaps MR BONES GREETING!!!/

well thats old disses/
his head melting/ . aint surprise ..if mark still learn belting/
. . .his waist so small..we kept measuring/
and no wonder hin "belt hole"no fit "END OO" cos im so thin like SKELETON!!!/

now the nerd vexing/
cos NL chickas value dude$ like me well/ im expectin qood hyping der/
but none even look at im here /
so we shouldn't mistake "kanye west" cos airmark so uglee. . .he's obviously the epitome of true BLACK SKIN HEAD!!!/

I wl pull the trigger den shoot at his gal/
let see wot the gee wl say/ . . .if tryna show im brave/ by attacking "real 9ija rappers"
we will blow his face/ or rather stone the ace/
cos even "ice prince" wl shout "MUTUMINA" moment we boo the g@y!!!/

ladies dnt woo the ape/
cos im fvckin ugly/
kids sees im and run to mommy/
ugly mark. . .dats wot dese hoes do call im/
even asari dokubo shouted OMG!!! moment PATRICK obahagbon called im sofily sofily catchee monkey!!!/


#YOLO

Hitherto, cops ne'er had a glimpse 'twas atomic/ here are clues to break the jinx, been long coming/
click “Yahoo”, “Google”, “Bing”. . . possible “links” to the bombing/

I've got the answer n its sassy, raw/ sure to leave you paddy a feelin' of awe/
What to call ya momsy with cheek as round as "Raji-Rasaki's?" "fatty Ma!!"/

What I wish this divided races/ and misguided persons/
Europe & Asia starin' eye-to-eye n.aked on the bed together, United Nations/

This is ma street fighter, u in ma den worm/ I pity ya hen arms/
forget those "Shoryuken", i'll beat you anyhow, this is Africa - those are 'Ken yarns!'/

Yu 'impress minor audience' wavin' those ya blackberry/ cos u know we vets aint sayin' s.hit bout u verbally/
You just unserious, while we were strollin' to theatre u were frog jumpin' to the hall, . . . 'playing to the gallery!'/

Arithmetic genius, sure i've evolved a bit/ any sport u've seen super im involved in the blitz/
Every maths the mass supply, I “NNPC board” it, I mean I, “D solved” it!/

Always proud of they act every now and then/ remembered the question asked when I caught 'em playin' with they pen/
"Who these" inside 'em "Qatari vessel?" Gays?? They replied "Yeah men!!"/

When this predator show face, prey take cover/ i'd be chewin' nuccas like Kingsway burger/
This head is a mouth of a hungry raccoon . eatin' Cats, rats, Jerry 'or Tom' ...and im not bitin' a 'Benue Governor!'/

[color=#006600][/color]hmmm NYC