joseph1832:
My goodness! Someone registered on 8 May 2015 and on June 27 2015, he became Mr Nairaland or should I say as the name best describe, Mr Romanceland on the very section of Nairaland noted for brandishing stewpid monikers, trolls, monikers with half baked opinions, runz girls (in disguise), two face liars, so called feminist who their parents still pay their bills and buy them underwear, boys brandishing Afros to hide their empty head, girls showing their body and shouting "curve curve curve" because that's all they have to offer, gold diggers, and my least favorite, girls wey don bleach finish!.

Congratulations Romancelanders!!!. We did it again!. No wonder the intelligentsia in Romanceland have been drowned by the Tsunami of stewpidity here!.

Good night!.

WoW!

I never expected you to make so much sense.

Jarizod:
baba, I forgot to mention that in my interview

Me sef like good things na

naijaboiy:
[size=19pt]CONGRATULATIONS TOMFRENCH!!!



We made it happen [/size]

nigerianium:

LOL. What?

dechandel:

LOL
Be a gentleman and kiss the hands!!
Act according to your dresscode suit and bow tie


Btw, i need you and Beennkumar to list your achievements on NL these past few years!!

Cc Beennkumar

*Kisses her right hand*

Achievements?

They are many o!

Wait let me collect the list from my secretary.

Tomfrench:
YE...MA MEHN...WE MADE IT!!!

dechandel:

LOL
Be a gentleman and kiss the hands!!
Act according to your dresscode suit and bow tie


Btw, i need you and Beennkumar to list your achievements on NL these past few years!!

Cc Beennkumar

1. I got married

2. I won Mr. Nairaland May 2014 edition

3. I wrote a story

4. I voted in subsequent Mr. Nairaland editions

5. I made comments on posts

6. I changed my profile picture

7. I drank a lot of coke at Jb's bar

8. I uploaded a voicenote

9. I changed my signature

10. I went AWOL and returned

Need more?

henchamb:
thank GOD oh. was wondering how that colonial master will win mr nairaland. i was forced to campaign for tomfrench after i saw the arrogance from the camp of the colonial master short wearing dude.

Dygeasy:
[b]Whew!


Finally! Done and Dusted!

Here's to say a heartfelt congratulations to the Winners and thank you to everyone on behalf of the team of Organizers of the Mr. & Miss Nairaland Contest 2015.

It all started as a thought, then we came here, we weren't rejected and then the brainstorming and burning of bandwidth began.

How possible this was made can't be explained if I refused to make those contact with the Amazing
Mizmycoli (I envy your husband eh!)/

Awesome Kachisbarbie (Our in-house Basket Mouth)


Sweethearted and Obedient Dechandel (She never says No)


Big Boss Friedplantain,


Pretty Ivyy and


The Legendary Shakespearian DaveP. I love you guys so much to Pluto and back and then back again.


Also special thanks to the Contestants cos without them we would be a hell of a joke to the larger audience.

Huge thanks to Our Prize Sponsors too, the anonymous sponsor and Cherlene. God bless you too. We appreciate.

Not forgetting the campaign managers. You all did well. The scheming and strategizing didn't go unnoticed. Well-done guys!!!


And then a huge thanks to the Nairaland Members at large. You are all wonderful. The 'Orubebes' came but they were nipped in the bud. Thank you all.



So Congratulations again to TOMFRENCH & TOHPAHZ. I hope you do have a wonderful reign.


I remain your host dygeasy....


See you again next time on the Mr. & Miss Nairaland Contest. [/b]

dechandel:
Dygeasy?? Of all the words to classify me with? Durosoke!!

Mizmycoli?? Kachisbarbie don born o
Need i remind you how lovely you both are??

Ivyy and DaveP? I've got nothing but lots of love for you guys

Friedplantain?? Where the hell did you go to with that wrinkled whatsapp smiley?


Teeo? You are cool

Sexkillz A.K.A fast and furious . Wherever you are, i miss una wella for that group.. Lol.




Congratulations to Tomfrench
Agarawu23
Lekinz[/]
[b]Sosiqdude
Jarizod
You guys are all winners..


And to Flow1759 it was really painful you didnt make it, and why did you stop writing btw? You and MaziOmenuko were the bomb and haram that year!! Ohh and Repogirl..
And Glowingscenes.. Lol.. E don do.

And to those Orubebes that sent me mails, you all are fun aswear

Rants over!! Goodnight Nairalanders..


Kingtom and Liability
I missed you two!!

Jacksparrow0712:
Na first time wey ah dey watch their game be this and dem really impress me

naijaboiy:

No wonder!

She tackled me one time during the contest.

Did you fall?

Was it caught on camera?

naijaboiy:

WoW!

I never expected you to make so much sense.

demmy0325:
.. As in ehn.. It still baffles me.. Thought they even said u must b 6months old on nairaland b4 ur eligible to participate.. Ths competition is flopped... And this section is gettin rotten everyday...

MuguliciousMUGU:

the super lion congratz.... Franco dey available, incase you won pop champagne, abi na amarachi joint or chittis u dey prefer?

ekiloui:


Orubebe.

He deserved it more than anyone so zip it!

ivyy:


x husby , dechandel, mizmycoli, kachisbarbie thanks thanks thanks.You guys did a fantastic job. Big kudos to all your hardwork n dedication.


My loves davep n friedplantain

joseph1832:
That's the very thing, I don't make sense at all to senseless individuals... Lol.


That's their prerogative, and it shows they (those who organize this whole charade) don't have an inkling about what they're doing.

On the contrary bro, if what you say is true, that is at the embolden, them Tomfrench can't be the winner!. He should be disqualified!.

Bros shift abeg!

We have been expecting your type since.

Now you have made your point you can now go to bed.

dechandel:
Dygeasy?? Of all the words to classify me with? Durosoke!!

Mizmycoli?? Kachisbarbie don born o
Need i remind you how lovely you both are??

Ivyy and DaveP? I've got nothing but lots of love for you guys

Friedplantain?? Where the hell did you go to with that wrinkled whatsapp smiley?


Teeo? You are cool

Sexkillz A.K.A fast and furious . Wherever you are, i miss una wella for that group.. Lol.




Congratulations to Tomfrench
Agarawu23
Lekinz[/]
[b]Sosiqdude
Jarizod
You guys are all winners..


And to Flow1759 it was really painful you didnt make it, and why did you stop writing btw? You and MaziOmenuko were the bomb and haram that year!! Ohh and Repogirl..
And Glowingscenes.. Lol.. E don do.

And to those Orubebes that sent me mails, you all are fun aswear

Rants over!! Goodnight Nairalanders..


Kingtom and Liability
I missed you two!!

joseph1832:
My goodness! Someone registered on 8 May 2015 and on June 27 2015, he became Mr Nairaland or should I say as the name best describe, Mr Romanceland on the very section of Nairaland noted for brandishing stewpid monikers, trolls, monikers with half baked opinions, runz girls (in disguise), two face liars, so called feminist who their parents still pay their bills and buy them underwear, boys brandishing Afros to hide their empty head, girls showing their body and shouting "curve curve curve" because that's all they have to offer, gold diggers, and my least favorite, girls wey don bleach finish!.
Congratulations Romancelanders!!!. We did it again!. No wonder the intelligentsia in Romanceland have been drowned by the Tsunami of stewpidity here!.
Good night!.

[size=18pt] Please can you write this in English? [/size]

Beennkumar:
1. I got married
2. I won Mr. Nairaland May 2014 edition
3. I wrote a story
4. I voted in subsequent Mr. Nairaland editions
5. I made comments on posts
6. I changed my profile picture
7. I drank a lot of coke at Jb's bar
8. I uploaded a voicenote
9. I changed my signature
10. I went AWOL and returned
Need more?

I am dead!! Your case has been marked Urgent attention!!
But its been really fun all the way

ronald4lif:


Come on mate, feigning ignorance right?

No quarries for the sniper tonight. It's a barbecue go round moment. No lurking.

Really? Check the Derailers' Paradise now.

Seriously that female had to read the home truth. Crush my foot. Typical signs of a female leech.

joseph1832:
That's the very thing, I don't make sense at all to senseless individuals... Lol.


That's their prerogative, and it shows they (those who organize this whole charade) don't have an inkling about what they're doing.

On the contrary bro, if what you say is true, that is at the embolden, them Tomfrench can't be the winner!. He should be disqualified!.

dechandel:
Dygeasy?? Of all the words to classify me with? Durosoke!!

Mizmycoli?? Kachisbarbie don born o
Need i remind you how lovely you both are??

Ivyy and DaveP? I've got nothing but lots of love for you guys

Friedplantain?? Where the hell did you go to with that wrinkled whatsapp smiley?


Teeo? You are cool

Sexkillz A.K.A fast and furious . Wherever you are, i miss una wella for that group.. Lol.




Congratulations to Tomfrench
Agarawu23
Lekinz[/]
[b]Sosiqdude
Jarizod
You guys are all winners..


And to Flow1759 it was really painful you didnt make it, and why did you stop writing btw? You and MaziOmenuko were the bomb and haram that year!! Ohh and Repogirl..
And Glowingscenes.. Lol.. E don do.

And to those Orubebes that sent me mails, you all are fun aswear

Rants over!! Goodnight Nairalanders..


Kingtom and Liability
I missed you two!!