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I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Nobody: 2:50pm On Jun 28, 2015
After my nuts Pole stood south, I wanted her to start with a BJ before the main thang.

Before she came to my house I finished 3 wraps of semo and was ready to pounce on her. I forgot to ask her if she has eaten before coming, I didn't notice the pale on her face. She hungry-manly grabbed my nuts pole and sucked it angrily. I was in heaven feeling when a dog-like bite on the tip of my nuts pole brought me back to earth. She bite my penis!!! I landed a slap on her face and asked her why she did that, with tears on her face, she said she was hungry and imagined my penis to be banana, and was imagining ijebu garri with it and got carried away biting the tip of my precious nuts pole.

As am typing this now, am on hospital bed, I created this thread to create awareness. To all my niggas that loves BJ, please always make sure you feed her before she gets down on you.
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jun 28, 2015
Lwkmd
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by piicity(m): 2:54pm On Jun 28, 2015
Op this your monicker self will not allow people to open ur threads

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Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by demmy0325(m): 2:57pm On Jun 28, 2015
cheesy
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by sinaj(f): 2:57pm On Jun 28, 2015
stupidity sabi lie for Africa eh! sad
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Blakjewelry(m): 3:01pm On Jun 28, 2015
Laughing so hard
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by axiliborha(f): 3:02pm On Jun 28, 2015
Where is the picture of the joystick
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jun 28, 2015
sinaj:
stupidity sabi lie for Africa eh! sad


sweetheart, I aint lying. sad am so tired of all these sttupiid things that happens around me daily. Right now my nuts Pole hurts. embarassed
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by IamLEGEND1: 3:03pm On Jun 28, 2015
i guess u didnt choose that monicker for no reason.
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by dharay99: 3:05pm On Jun 28, 2015
laaaaawwwwd av mercy. cry
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Nobody: 3:05pm On Jun 28, 2015
ldymb mods jokes section plzzz lol
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jun 28, 2015
piicity:
Op this your monicker self will not allow people to open ur threads
yet you clicked on it, relax his kinds are for comic relief
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Nobody: 3:08pm On Jun 28, 2015
axiliborha:
Where is the picture of the joystick
sweetheart, come see for your self please. come ALONE
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by XavierBlue(m): 3:11pm On Jun 28, 2015
stupidity:
After my nuts Pole stood south, I wanted her to start with a BJ before the main thang.

Before she came to my house I finished 3 wraps of semo and was ready to pounce on her. I forgot to ask her if she has eaten before coming, I didn't notice the pale on her face. She hungry-manly grabbed my nuts pole and sucked it angrily. I was in heaven feeling when a dog-like bite on the tip of my nuts pole brought me back to earth. She bite my penis!!! I landed a slap on her face and asked her why she did that, with tears on her face, she said she was hungry and imagined my penis to be banana, and was imagining ijebu garri with it and got carried away biting the tip of my precious nuts pole.

As am typing this now, am on hospital bed, I created this thread to create awareness. To all my niggas that loves BJ, please always make sure you feed her before she gets down on you.
apparently, there is no vaccine for sense undecided


XavierBlue
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by CHM11: 3:11pm On Jun 28, 2015
axiliborha:
Where is the picture of the joystick
On a sunday you are looking for pinshure of pipi?
They sell adult toys on Jumia oh, different sizes and different vibration power.... Search for the one you would prefer, pm me your choice and address and I will but it and get it sent to you.



OP,..you no thank God say convulsion no hold her why she was eating you joy?...na blow u for dey blow all her face, she no go leave the JS.
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by axiliborha(f): 3:13pm On Jun 28, 2015
stupidity:
sweetheart, come see for your self please. come ALONE
no thanks
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Nobody: 3:14pm On Jun 28, 2015
stupidity:
sweetheart, I aint lying. sad am so tired of all these sttupiid things that happens around me daily. Right now my nuts Pole hurts. embarassed
u are indeed very stupivd! Haba, what a moniker! Aside dat i d compliment ur unique storytelling skill. U are a terrible liar!
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by axiliborha(f): 3:14pm On Jun 28, 2015
CHM11:

On a sunday you are looking for pinshure of pipi?
They sell adult toys on Jumia oh, different sizes and different vibration power.... Search for the one you would prefer, pm me your choice and address and I will but it and get it sent to you.



OP,..you no thank God say convulsion no hold her why she was eating you joy?...na blow u for dey blow all her face, she no go leave the JS.
no I have the real fleshy joystick at home
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by sinaj(f): 3:17pm On Jun 28, 2015
stupidity:
sweetheart, I aint lying. sad am so tired of all these sttupiid things that happens around me daily. Right now my nuts Pole hurts. embarassed

lol sorry but u shudnt b patronisin hungry olosho tongue
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Nobody: 3:17pm On Jun 28, 2015
axiliborha:
no thanks
will you come here my friend angry you asked for it.

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Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by dayojags10(m): 3:20pm On Jun 28, 2015
parody
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jun 28, 2015
Jollyjoy:
u are indeed very stupivd! Haba, what a moniker! Aside dat i d compliment ur unique storytelling skill. U are a terrible liar!
jollyjoy, waten I do you na? sad always hating and hitting on me. Don't tell me ur liking me.
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jun 28, 2015
CHM11:





OP,..you no thank God say convulsion no hold her why she was eating you joy?...na blow u for dey blow all her face, she no go leave the JS.
grin
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Slimzjoe(m): 3:33pm On Jun 28, 2015
Pple they Life Sha undecided
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by CHM11: 3:54pm On Jun 28, 2015
axiliborha:
no I have the real fleshy joystick at home
Beautiful, then u no need pinshure na
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by axiliborha(f): 4:08pm On Jun 28, 2015
stupidity:
will you come here my friend angry you asked for it.
ok wait for me to come in the next 2000 years.
Re: I Ended Up In Hospital Bed Because Of Her. See Why!!! by Nobody: 4:09pm On Jun 28, 2015
stupidity:
jollyjoy, waten I do you na? sad always hating and hitting on me. Don't tell me ur liking me.
shebi i say u be mumu? Ur brain no get 3pm, stvpidity.

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