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Supreme Court Demands Apology From God For Sodom And Gomorrah by intrepid: 9:14am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Just hours after ruling that all Americans, no matter their sexual orientation, can now legally marry the people they love, the U.S. Supreme Court went forward with plans to demand that God apologize and make amends for His actions at Sodom and Gomorrah. Many are calling the decision to hold God liable for the destruction of the impenitent cities as a victory for gay rights activists who have fought for centuries to see God brought to justice. The justices found that, under the 14th Amendment, states must issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples and recognize same-sex unions that have been performed in other states, and that the Divine judgment of God that was passed upon Sodom and Gomorrah was unjust. Justice Anthony Kennedy delivered the majority opinion and was joined by Justices Ginsburg, Kagan, Breyer and Sotomayor in calling God to step down from his post immediately. ----------------------------------------------------------- PPS***This is satire from the satirical Catholic Website www.eyeofthetiber.com |
Re: Supreme Court Demands Apology From God For Sodom And Gomorrah by Nobody: 9:17am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Did someone forget to take his/her pills? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Supreme Court Demands Apology From God For Sodom And Gomorrah by tbmas(m): 9:18am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Frm ur maker |
Re: Supreme Court Demands Apology From God For Sodom And Gomorrah by rottennaija(m): 9:19am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Keep waiting for it... They will receive the apology in the form of natural disaster |
Re: Supreme Court Demands Apology From God For Sodom And Gomorrah by GuiltySpark343(m): 9:34am On Jun 29, 2015 |
hurricane and tornado never do america, earthquake and tsunami will soon join |
Re: Supreme Court Demands Apology From God For Sodom And Gomorrah by wordcat(m): 10:02am On Jun 29, 2015 |
America must prosper. All the evil wishes from Africans against the United States will not stop them from being better than Africa 1 Like |
Re: Supreme Court Demands Apology From God For Sodom And Gomorrah by Macelliot(m): 2:55pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
wordcat:Hmmm, "On that day", the fate of the Forces of Good and Evil shall be decided.... |
Re: Supreme Court Demands Apology From God For Sodom And Gomorrah by debeloved07(m): 4:02pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
This is a serious matter which we are turning into triviality. May God have mercy on us and them. Because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. |
Re: Supreme Court Demands Apology From God For Sodom And Gomorrah by jcross19: 4:15pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
intrepid:because they know the consequence of it and they are afraid to face the wrath of God . |
Re: Supreme Court Demands Apology From God For Sodom And Gomorrah by johnydon22(m): 6:52pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
And people believe this news!!! |
Re: Supreme Court Demands Apology From God For Sodom And Gomorrah by kevoh(m): 7:09pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Satirical news! These ones don't even know what satire is! |
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