Lets hit de ball

1-The fighters
First on our list, if u don't find this set of youths then no be naija u deh, they must fight n quarrel with u if u dare come and say 'I was standing at his back'... REPLY'''OGINI KI' NEHKU

2-Beautifully beautiful girls
Always present right from the days of sim registration till now, this set of girls always give u hope of chykin u will never do if u no be sharp guy

3-Illiterates
I pity this set of people because they hardly spell their name correctly and they will stand in the queue for ages, on getting to the plc they will be attended to, the banker just angrily fling away their slip because of wrong spellings through out.

4-Sharp creatures
I name them creatures because they are too sharp, i think i would have being in this group if i wanted to do mine... They ghost past u at de slightest instance and even trick the police men to go behind them n setting up high resistance to the crowd that roar at their treachery.

5[b]With drawers[/b]
This set no just come for verification,they come to withdraw every dim in their account because of ignorance.... one even asked me 'BROTHER I NO FIT WITHDRAW THIS 900 NAIRA WEH REMAIN HERE? i vex tell am' NA TO BREAK THE ATM BECAUSE THE TIN DEH INSIDE THERE OLODO

6-The followers
This ones just followed someone to see what is done here if u even ask them whats going on they will just stare at u like u are their spirit husband

7-Toasters
U can never eliminate this set from a group like this. They hang around beautiful ladies asking for pens n asking unnecessary questions thereby creating awareness to the babe

8-Lamenting punks
This ones are likely elderly men n women, they lament abt how they left their shops n houses to come n stand outside just to get the slip. They lament that the government is the cause for all this human sufferings. I usually pity them sha.

9-Grassroots politicians
This ones came to talk politics, they argue n argue under the hot sun abt almost every aspect of politics, they talk abt the recent wardrobe allowance,saraki saga n apc/pdp issues. I hail them

10-add urs abeg

True

Corpers.....

Making noise about being graduates and can't stand queue...

Recharge Card salesmen/women

thank you all for noticing me on FP....I am honoured

Preachers-------telling you about the ills of the "666" number you are about to collect

We are tired of the 'Ten types of this' and 'Ten types of that' topics. This one will soon get to the front page oh.

Freemanan:
Corpers.....
Making noise about being graduates and can't stand queue...

Bros ur head deh there

stan241:
Preachers-------telling you about the ills of the "666" number you are about to collect

na so dem dey talk since

agoadiv:


Bros ur head deh there

I dey tels you....
We ginger tire for Firstbank still We join queue

glimpse33:

Space booker

pictures or I don't believe it...

Freemanan:
I dey tels you.... We ginger tire for Firstbank still We join queue

Lols... Na naija we deh, certificate na follow up

agoadiv:



Lols... Na naija we deh, certificate na follow up

As in ehn....
GOD dey

Adamsdelrio:
We are tired of the 'Ten types of this' and 'Ten types of that' topics. This one will soon get to the front page oh.

U go sell this ur space

SO IT WON'T BE LIKE I DON'T COMMENT.

agoadiv:

mosquito full this place o close mouth

The stubborn goats..*Orubebe*

Polluters.. These ones go just come siddon mess the whole place up.

Toasters make sence

Brb

Nairaland and endless lists

10. "Pure water" sellers

Real funny