agoadiv:
Lets hit de ball

10-add urs abeg

DESPERATE MALE BANKERS-This ones will be willing to help you beat the queue just to create a good impression and also give you there contact either bbm pin or phone nos to call them after close of work just incase you have any issues

ghanaman5050:
Uncle London . When I was in London even in Chicago bank system is not like this .

how does London and Chicago correlate??...omo ojuelegba

u forgot to add, the guys dt come to tap current

amanze15:

amanze15:

11 customer care operators(all network) always receiving calls from different people while on queue ranging from international to local just to show off they are connected.
12 flashers will flash every damn person on their on phone at that moment so that their line will be busy with calls
13 mummy/daddy/husband/wife pets incessant calls from these people and they will continue to give updates at every slightest movement of the queue like tracking device.
14 the commedians always creating humour about the BVN and every other things that they see around.

, Bros who are the "add urs abeg" which makes it ten type of people that we see in the last days of BVN?

swagdopey:
u forgot to add, the guys dt come to tap current

baddest swagdopey, the guys that came for half-a-day on the queue. Lol

agoadiv:
Lets hit de ball

1-The fighters
First on our list, if u don't find this set of youths then no be naija u deh, they must fight n quarrel with u if u dare come and say 'I was standing at his back'... REPLY'''OGINI KI' NEHKU

2-Beautifully beautiful girls
Always present right from the days of sim registration till now, this set of girls always give u hope of chykin u will never do if u no be sharp guy

3-Illiterates
I pity this set of people because they hardly spell their name correctly and they will stand in the queue for ages, on getting to the plc they will be attended to, the banker just angrily fling away their slip because of wrong spellings through out.

4-Sharp creatures
I name them creatures because they are too sharp, i think i would have being in this group if i wanted to do mine... They ghost past u at de slightest instance and even trick the police men to go behind them n setting up high resistance to the crowd that roar at their treachery.

5[b]With drawers[/b]
This set no just come for verification,they come to withdraw every dim in their account because of ignorance.... one even asked me 'BROTHER I NO FIT WITHDRAW THIS 900 NAIRA WEH REMAIN HERE? i vex tell am' NA TO BREAK THE ATM BECAUSE THE TIN DEH INSIDE THERE OLODO

6-The followers
This ones just followed someone to see what is done here if u even ask them whats going on they will just stare at u like u are their spirit husband

7-Toasters
U can never eliminate this set from a group like this. They hang around beautiful ladies asking for pens n asking unnecessary questions thereby creating awareness to the babe

8-Lamenting punks
This ones are likely elderly men n women, they lament abt how they left their shops n houses to come n stand outside just to get the slip. They lament that the government is the cause for all this human sufferings. I usually pity them sha.

9-Grassroots politicians
This ones came to talk politics, they argue n argue under the hot sun abt almost every aspect of politics, they talk abt the recent wardrobe allowance,saraki saga n apc/pdp issues. I hail them

10-add urs abeg

Lol. OP, very on point.
No. 8. You go jamm those ones for any gathering.

1.THE CONFUSED ONE'S:this set of people are almost everywhere they ll see one granma n dey ll be like mama na school fees u come pay?as if that is nt enough they ll change position n continure bros why de bank full like ds today?. 2.THIEVES OR PICK PUCKETS:i dnt need to talk much on ds as everyone knws wat i'm saying.

Shaadey:

nigerians love fire-brigade approach to everything, I sent u something

THE PHOTOGRAHER: This ones takes pictures of every thing that happen at the BVN venue and upload to social media including NL.

Most of the Nairalanders are guilty of this trust me.

The Oloshos - these will come shine their eye with their temptative dressing hoping to find easy prey rich guys that will fall into their traps ( they fit no even get 1 naira 4 their account or even account sef )

BVN is not for everyone jare. If your Bank balance is looking like Jamb score. Abeg kukuma allow the account close. Save your money in komkom or Kolo

Gala and LaCasera sellers

Amule5000us:
BVN is not for everyone jare. If your Bank balance is looking like Jamb score. Abeg kukuma allow the account close. Save your money in komkom or Kolo

Lmao...you said kukuma allow the account close

BornnAgainChild:

DESPERATE MALE BANKERS- incase you have any issues

Lolsssss

glimpse33:

come oooo it has made Frontpage

axiliborha:
thank you all for noticing me on FP....I am honoured

Who noticed u How?

Minet16:


Good one OP. The intimidators:This one make you look poor and wrteched, When you get to the bank. with your blink blink chain and hot swag and you just come down from okada, you'll just see one normal looking fellow, no much swag but the dude just parked a range rover sport. Shame go first catch you like say make you commot your blink blink. Also you enter the bank see queue, out of boredom you just bring out your LATEST android feeling big, one dude will just come with iphone 6 plus, you'll sharpaly hide your phone. Also you'll come with cool cash and people will start looking at you, while your head de swell, one young chap will just come in and imediately the manager will come out of the office to attend personally to the FELLOW, mean while you de queue with your cool cash. dem go first attend to that dude before you.
#@MINET16

Oboy u be real space booker...

agoadiv:

Who noticed u How?

you noticed me by quoting me.....

Jacksparrow0712:
Brb

come ooooo come modify

Shaadey:
Yea...even broke niggas forming to have millions of naira...when their acc balance na like JAMB result

so much love ur signature

Freemanan:
Corpers.....

Making noise about being graduates and can't stand queue...

Bullshit!

agoadiv:
so much love ur signature

thanks

agoadiv:



Oboy u be real space booker...

lol na so na
#@MINET16

agoadiv:



Oboy u be real space booker...

lol na so na. Btw you don c me book space b4? #@MINET16

Fulaboy:
I was shocked when I went to the GTB branch in area this morning. The place was damned full up and I forgot today was the deadline for that bvn and the innocent me was only there to deposit some pettycash .

the moment I entered the bank and saw that crowd I jejely walk to one of the bank securities and ask him"" have they started sharing that N5000 ni "" he replied no and I ask him again "" or do people start hiring this premise for their wedding reception ni "" this time around he just laugh it off and left me stranded there


at the end I've to go back home without depositing the money I even shot some videos but unfortunately I dunno how to upload them here

looooll hhahahahahahahahahahaha

kilode100:
I don go bank two times today o.... I love standing on the queue. Choi... I love it when some Bad boys press their dick on my azz
Once he knack 3:30, I dey go back.

Here come the "10" series again thank God am not in this BVN wahala sha,I did mine early this year.

www.gistwithtessy.com

axiliborha:
you noticed me by quoting me.....

lol