About The Wife;
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides
of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still
they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a
philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us
from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question… which I have not been able to
answer… is, “What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a
week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”
~By George W. Bush

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.”
~By Rudy Giuliani

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
~By Michael Jordan

“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one
left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave
me more children!
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife’s
birthday is to forget it once…
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.
By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then
we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when
she’s wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
enemy.
~ByTommy Lee

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife
wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
~By Brad Pitt

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