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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 8:05am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:

hmmmmm no be talk am oh.... but will let deracathy consent first.... maybe another option dey.
let's get our pastor a wife to avoid fornication and temptation
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 8:06am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:
No be only you..... We all waiting......
how you take know wetin I details wait for?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 8:07am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:

Amen/Amin and same to you.... From the look of things I won't be making a mistake if I appoint you assistant pastor to foxxynik.... will it be a mistake @ aare2050 presher ? may beamborla cld offer a bit of help here.
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Buahahahahaha......Na church treasurer I want be ni.... Na dia sure past!..... She fit be my assistant.... We go share the money equal....
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Beamborla(f): 8:08am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:
happy new month from a fellow jossite to another jossite.... happy July....
Wow! you are also a jossite? cheesy
cool...what dept?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 8:09am On Jul 01, 2015
benebaby77:


Thanks Sisters.....

I almost fell for it. This set of people use a good 3 three hours to brainwash you. firstly, we were to write test, of which I did extremely well. I was feeling happy that I would get a job prior to my posting.

Next, they invited me and other people to an interview. It was there they were brainwashing us to fall for their tricks.

Imagine this guy gave full meaning of salary and job, som other thing i cant remember as:

S: something
A: always
L: low
A: And
R: Reduces
Y: You

Salary,

***JOB
J: journey
O: On
B: broke

They told us that we couldnt get any better job in Nigeria any more. That today job is modern slavery

I recorded the interview till now


After so much talk,
we were told that we would need a licence which would cost us N10,000, and entitle us five different benefits; namely, traveling to any part of the world, certified member, recognition and others I no remember.


Finally, they asked me to pay N10,000.... I gave them N100( which i reckoned as payment for the discussion and other cost) and told them that I would get back to them... I'm still looking for chance to go there to pay my remain balance of N9,900.


All this happened March of this year.

Morning to all PCMs, and happy new month
hahaha, why didn't you ask them do take it from your first salary
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:09am On Jul 01, 2015
Beamborla:


I can be in charge of offering and tithe. Anything for the Lord.

Hallelujah! smiley
offering and tithe.... *scratches head* errrmmm wait lemme see.... I dey suspect you... seems like you want to steal from the Lord... I hereby terminate ur appointment with immediate effect... will find u a suitable position.... thinking out loud *choir maybe* if the voice is okayed by my producers aare2050 presher babatawa kb469
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:11am On Jul 01, 2015
Beamborla:
Wow! you are also a jossite? cheesy
cool...what dept?
yeah.., Geo-planning (geo play play)...
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Beamborla(f): 8:12am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:

offering and tithe.... *scratches head* errrmmm wait lemme see.... I dey suspect you... seems like you want to steal from the Lord... I hereby terminate ur appointment with immediate effect... will find u a suitable position.... thinking out loud *choir maybe* if the voice is okayed by my producers aare2050 presher babatawa kb469
Only the Lord can terminate my appointment. I'm stealing from him not you tongue
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 8:12am On Jul 01, 2015
presher:
let's get our pastor a wife to avoid fornication and temptation
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Lol.... You mean Offertory collector? To help collect the offerings? She'll make a good assistance!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:13am On Jul 01, 2015
Beamborla:

Wow! you are also a jossite? cheesy

cool...what dept?
yeah.., Geo-planning (geo play play)... you?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Beamborla(f): 8:14am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:

yeah.., Geo-planning (geo play play)...
mass comm.
nice meeting you.

done your clearance?

starlight101, have you done yours?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Stancity(m): 8:14am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:

Amen/Amin and same to you.... From the look of things I won't be making a mistake if I appoint you assistant pastor to foxxynik.... will it be a mistake @ aare2050 presher ? may beamborla cld offer a bit of help here.
And who gave you the impetus to appoint ... dnt forget that u are a minority leader from a crippled party....
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:15am On Jul 01, 2015
presher:
let's get our pastor a wife to avoid fornication and temptation

Ele yi gidi gan.... This one is strong....
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 8:16am On Jul 01, 2015
foxxynik:

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Lol.... You mean Offertory collector? To help collect the offerings? She'll make a good assistance!
lol
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:16am On Jul 01, 2015
presher:
how you take know wetin I details wait for?
don't know o!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:17am On Jul 01, 2015
foxxynik:

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Buahahahahaha......Na church treasurer I want be ni.... Na dia sure past!..... She fit be my assistant.... We go share the money equal....
will conduct an election for that post... a jega kinda election.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:19am On Jul 01, 2015
Beamborla:

Only the Lord can terminate my appointment. I'm stealing from him not you tongue
you sha get liver with mind.... sango will fire you o.... no think am.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 8:19am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:
don't know o!
OK na time table
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Zeeenas(f): 8:20am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:
Abeg who thief my sleep?
Physika
Gazaliah
Babatawa
Ayima
Majidyusuf
Kb468
Rane06
Aare2050
Goldenone
Foxxynik
2el
Xcozee
Kolaawole
Haywire1
hilsocial
The spark
Iykebest1
Hadassaheke
Pweetyface
Zeeenas
Stancity
Allsmyles
Donpsymon
Shawwal1
Dejiadisa
All this comment you you people were sharing since 10pm..... There is God when I say there is God.... Who are those ones snoring were? Will you keep quiet!!! Chai, do me a favour pls, gerrara here..... If you know you will fast today better wake up now before I knack you apako (na katako o)..... *rings bell like terry g*
Happy July everyone.... My own very month.
happy new month 2 u Armynu,every1 mentioned here nd d waka passers on dis thread.wish us all d gud tyns dis month have to offer. Happy bday in advance to all julites.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:23am On Jul 01, 2015
Stancity:
And who gave you the impetus to appoint ... dnt forget that u are a minority leader from a crippled party....
sorry sir .... I told my driver pass thru the jagaba's house of stancity but he refuse... it was aare2050 that helped me.... but don't forget quickly we are like the sarakis and dogaras of APC abi no be so @ aare2050 presher foxxynik beamborla deracathy..... let stancity know.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Stancity(m): 8:25am On Jul 01, 2015
Aare2050:
hmm, wait let me ask d elders. babatawa, 2el, stancity, thespark, gazaliah, and d rest, wat do u think abt dis guy mata?
Let the gods decides.. Babalawo aka babatawa will list the items required before the decision is made.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:26am On Jul 01, 2015
Zeeenas:

happy new month 2 u Armynu,every1 mentioned here nd d waka passers on dis thread.wish us all d gud tyns dis month have to offer. Happy bday in advance to all julites.
the way u pronounced that my name just make my heart dey yori yori.... are u a member of this month too....
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:27am On Jul 01, 2015
presher:
OK na time table
lols oga, I know you know that I know.....
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Kbs468(m): 8:29am On Jul 01, 2015
Beamborla:


I can be in charge of offering and tithe. Anything for the Lord.

Hallelujah! smiley
Amen. Owon omo Jos, is it for COCCIN branch or what is the name of the church?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Stancity(m): 8:29am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:

sorry sir .... I told my driver pass thru the jagaba's house of stancity but he refuse... it was aare2050 that helped me.... but don't forget quickly we are like the sarakis and dogaras of APC abi no be so @ aare2050 presher foxxynik beamborla deracathy..... let stancity know.
And nobody told you of my rank
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Zeeenas(f): 8:31am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:

the way u pronounced that my name just make my heart dey yori yori.... are u a member of this month too....
for where, our own still far.just dey anticipate am lyk nysc TT
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Kbs468(m): 8:31am On Jul 01, 2015
Whaoo its my BIRTHDAY!... Proudly JULY 1st
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:33am On Jul 01, 2015
Stancity:
And nobody told you of my rank
They forgot I suppose.... omor baba lowo?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:34am On Jul 01, 2015
Kbs468:
Whaoo its my BIRTHDAY!... Proudly JULY 1st
Happy Rebirth mutumina wishing u more of today in success n good health u share same day with my bro..... Hbd
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Armynu(m): 8:36am On Jul 01, 2015
Zeeenas:
for where, our own still far.just dey anticipate am lyk nysc TT
lmao..... nothing do you.... e go come Masha Allah.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Kbs468(m): 8:38am On Jul 01, 2015
Zeeenas:

for where, our own still far.just dey anticipate am lyk nysc TT
Armynu no trespassing please. Good morning dear and thanks for all you've put together 4 my Birthday bash but definitely its going down after iftar
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hadassaheke(f): 8:39am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:
Abeg who thief my sleep?
Physika
Gazaliah
Babatawa
Ayima
Majidyusuf
Kb468
Rane06
Aare2050
Goldenone
Foxxynik
2el
Xcozee
Kolaawole
Haywire1
hilsocial
The spark
Iykebest1
Hadassaheke
Pweetyface
Zeeenas
Stancity
Allsmyles
Donpsymon
Shawwal1
Dejiadisa
All this comment you you people were sharing since 10pm..... There is God when I say there is God.... Who are those ones snoring were? Will you keep quiet!!! Chai, do me a favour pls, gerrara here..... If you know you will fast today better wake up now before I knack you apako (na katako o)..... *rings bell like terry g*
Happy new month.....gudmorning e-fam
Happy July everyone.... My own very month.

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