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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 11:41am On Jul 01, 2015
kogistan:

congrat o. yours was fast, is nt up to three weeks o
tongue

It takes a week to be rectified
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 11:45am On Jul 01, 2015
benebaby77:


Thanks Sisters.....

I almost fell for it. This set of people use a good 3 three hours to brainwash you. firstly, we were to write test, of which I did extremely well. I was feeling happy that I would get a job prior to my posting.

Next, they invited me and other people to an interview. It was there they were brainwashing us to fall for their tricks.

Imagine this guy gave full meaning of salary and job, som other thing i cant remember as:

S: something
A: always
L: low
A: And
R: Reduces
Y: You

Salary,

***JOB
J: journey
O: On
B: broke

They told us that we couldnt get any better job in Nigeria any more. That today job is modern slavery

I recorded the interview till now


After so much talk,
we were told that we would need a licence which would cost us N10,000, and entitle us five different benefits; namely, traveling to any part of the world, certified member, recognition and others I no remember.


Finally, they asked me to pay N10,000.... I gave them N100( which i reckoned as payment for the discussion and other cost) and told them that I would get back to them... I'm still looking for chance to go there to pay my remain balance of N9,900.


All this happened March of this year.

Morning to all PCMs, and happy new month



been there done that

here the guyz were like
*job
Journey
Of
Borrowers

even went on to draw some silly quadrants i had to fake a call to get my ass out of the place...
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 11:49am On Jul 01, 2015
chief whip be like...
Stancity:
And who gave you the impetus to appoint ... dnt forget that u are a minority leader from a crippled party....
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 11:55am On Jul 01, 2015
Stancity:
Let the gods decides.. Babalawo aka babatawa will list the items required before the decision is made.

sent the list already but Lemme list it awt for u again

*The left testicle of a Lion born exactly 79weeks ago

*the first drop of urea from ur body 79weeks ago

will text you the rest, pipo dey put us eyes
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 11:57am On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:

the way u pronounced that my name just make my heart dey yori yori.... are u a member of this month too....

Woman wrapper abeg shift cheesy
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 11:57am On Jul 01, 2015
Kbs468:
Amen. Owon omo Jos, is it for COCCIN branch or what is the name of the church?


Olumba Olumba
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 11:59am On Jul 01, 2015
Kbs468:
Whaoo its my BIRTHDAY!... Proudly JULY 1st


happie buttdae bro

may Allah (SWT) bless your new age
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:00pm On Jul 01, 2015
Kbs468:
Whaoo its my BIRTHDAY!... Proudly JULY 1st

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KBS468,WULLNP.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 12:00pm On Jul 01, 2015
Kbs468:
Naa #Godwin ooo for me scoring a goal on a powerful and special day of my life. I dedicate the goal to no other than ZEEENAS (but I couldnt use a special adjective now bcause of fasting ok)


but you thought about using it?

awe re ko de orun o cheesy
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by benebaby77: 12:03pm On Jul 01, 2015
majidyusuf:
No mind tm, where did the interviews take place? Do they have an office space?

They had office then, but know whether they're still there. The place the interview which took place was rented apartment, and they told that they were new in kwara state and that we should congratulate ourselves for being part of the successful candidates...

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 12:06pm On Jul 01, 2015
Zeeenas:
Good a.m babatawa, hw was ur nite nd sahur

Afternoon yan'mata

sorry for the late reply, was readin the pages i missed

my night was ok Alhamdlhi and sahur was too

How u doing today?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Ayima: 12:07pm On Jul 01, 2015
benebaby77:


They had office then, but know whether they're still there. The place the interview which took place was rented apartment, and they told that they were new in kwara state and that we should congratulate ourselves for being part of the successful candidates...
Which type of job is this?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Ayima: 12:08pm On Jul 01, 2015
Since on Sunday i just the suspect everybody for my area.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 12:09pm On Jul 01, 2015
Zeeenas:
ABUSITES in d house have u guys collected ur certificate.


Officially Senate say its ready but yet to be signed although some pipo dey follow back yard collect am.

Guess it's being signed afterall, them just wan do iskanci small
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 12:11pm On Jul 01, 2015
Ayima:
She even want it eveyday.

shocked
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 12:12pm On Jul 01, 2015
goldenone:
babatawa!!! don't be so blunt!!,
sorry sad
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 12:15pm On Jul 01, 2015
iykebest1:
lolz. I saw miccoy in detention. The person that banned my old moniker "iykebesbt1" is dead. Cos my old moniker just got un-banned. How re u dis money?

I'm doing great sire

did you tell him (miccoy) that house misses him

I'm assuming you met him there
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 12:16pm On Jul 01, 2015
Kbs468:
I know you are a gentle man unlike Babatawa tongue


ekute loma je enu e
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jul 01, 2015
kogistan:

congrat o. yours was fast, is nt up to three weeks o
abi now,na GODWINwink ...I should say thank you to u too,even tho all I used in d end was my jamb reg num,thanks for ur assistance o,God bless
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Profandie(m): 12:24pm On Jul 01, 2015
good day pple..pls wen is the official date is it Sept or Nov.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Profandie(m): 12:25pm On Jul 01, 2015
good day pple..pls wen is the official date is it Sept or Nov?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 12:27pm On Jul 01, 2015
babatawa:

sorry sad
Accepted! how's been your day
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by benebaby77: 12:31pm On Jul 01, 2015
babatawa:



been there done that

here the guyz were like
*job
Journey
Of
Borrowers

even went on to draw some silly quadrants i had to fake a call to get my ass out of the place...

Lol, Jorney of Borrowers... Those guys no go kill person with their creativity.

He gave us full meaning of Shop as well, me no remember faaa.

Yeah, I remember that he drew one quadrant dey explain, money and investment.

These guys even made it look real cos they admitered us aptitude test.

Those are experts oooo at programming people to fall for their.

After the so much talk, he (the MD) said that we should congratulate ourselves, he thought someone would have got angry and walked out.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 12:32pm On Jul 01, 2015
theSpark:

I go lock gate no worry. Make I receive fresh air small.
grin
Na you know wetin you d do outside yesterday... For night o
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 12:33pm On Jul 01, 2015
shawwal1:



In Moskito Net I trust

Add piapia n you're safe from African mosquito

Sleep in peace

grin see you... Happy new month bro!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by benebaby77: 12:34pm On Jul 01, 2015
Ayima:
Which type of job is this?
Nah all these MLM faaaa
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 12:35pm On Jul 01, 2015
Armynu:
Abeg who thief my sleep?
Physika
Gazaliah
Babatawa
Ayima
Majidyusuf
Kb468
Rane06
Aare2050
Goldenone
Foxxynik
2el
Xcozee
Kolaawole
Haywire1
hilsocial
The spark
Iykebest1
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Pweetyface
Zeeenas
Stancity
Allsmyles
Donpsymon
Shawwal1
Dejiadisa
All this comment you you people were sharing since 10pm..... There is God when I say there is God.... Who are those ones snoring were? Will you keep quiet!!! Chai, do me a favour pls, gerrara here..... If you know you will fast today better wake up now before I knack you apako (na katako o)..... *rings bell like terry g*
Happy July everyone.... My own very month.



Happy new month bro!
I notice the sigh of relief grin
New month ---> camp draws closer cheesy
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 12:41pm On Jul 01, 2015
jemimaa01:
Insha Allah...can't waitcheesy

Zamu yi bala'i a cikin khaki cheesy
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 12:44pm On Jul 01, 2015
Kbs468:
[s]I must confess to the world that behind my success is the charming, adorable,pretty,Beauriful and down to earth Zeeenas ooo[/s]


shut up
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:45pm On Jul 01, 2015
babatawa:


Zamu yi bala'i a cikin khaki cheesy
u wen know..lol
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 12:46pm On Jul 01, 2015
foxxynik:

.
.
Please... I didn't get the piece on time...
.
.
Perhaps I misunderstood you.....
.
.
Not at all... Ideas are stolen especially when you don't make it known to the world.... If you publicly announce an idea.... Then it'll always be quoted after you... But first, an idea is seen as an Hypothesis...if after criticism and its found to be factual...it'll then be a theory!
.
.
People can't steal postulated theories... They can only criticise it or quote it... As in... Before it's a theory... It must have undergone series of criticism and still come out to be factual... It'll be randomly accepted to be true... From hypothesis...
.
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I have crystal knowledge of Linguistic... All about allophones and morphenes and sonoric/sonority peak... I can draw sonoric peak of many words... Trust me!


grin grin lol

That's fine.. I must admit I've learnt a lot from just reading through your messages.

... You said you've got "crystal knowledge of linguistics"? Whoa! That's cool..

grin

But you mentioned morphemes and allophones grin sonoric peak of words cheesy bro these are just basics... Everyone should know them..

BTW, linguistics doesn't revolve around them... Try lexicographic analysis of foreign languages, stylistics analysis, pragmatic and semiotic relations of rare phenomenons...etc grin

That said your knowledge of things off your area of study shows you're quite the learned type. Kudos!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 12:49pm On Jul 01, 2015
Gazaliah:


[size=14pt]I know na dat side you will be interested in to hear......Onirokuro oshi[/size]


cool cool

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