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Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 12:43pm On Jul 02, 2015
Saraki and Tinubu entered a chocolate
shop in New
York City. As they were busy looking
around?
Tinubu stole 3 chocolate bars. As they
left the store...
Tinubu said to Saraki:
"Man, I'm the best thief - I stole 3 Chocolate Bars
and
none saw me.
You can't beat that!"
Saraki replied:
"You want to see something better?
Let's go back to the
shop and I'll show you some real
'intelligent'
stealing."
So they went up to the counter and
Saraki said to the Shopkeeper:
"Do you want to see some real magic,
man?
"The Shopkeeper replied:
"Yes...!"
Saraki said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The
Shopkeeper gave
him
one, and Saraki ate it. He asked for a
second bar, and
he ate that as well. He asked for the third,
and as he
finished
it, the Shopkeeper asked:
"But where's the magic?"
Saraki replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and
you'll find all the three Bars of
chocolate that I've just
eaten.....


Na who thief pass?

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by kinglekan: 12:51pm On Jul 02, 2015
ROTFL cheesy cheesy cheesy
SubbieD na u nahhh. tongue
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 12:55pm On Jul 02, 2015
kinglekan:

ROTFL cheesy cheesy cheesy

SubbieD na u nahhh. tongue



Lekan embarassed.warn yasef o.....I sure sey Na u steal Dos tins sef cheesy.Yeye
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by asumo12: 12:56pm On Jul 02, 2015
subbieD:




Lekan embarassed.warn yasef o.....I sure sey Na u steal Dos tins sef cheesy.Yeye
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by sonikstargirl(f): 12:56pm On Jul 02, 2015
Lol.... hehehe
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 12:57pm On Jul 02, 2015
LMAO... grin
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by asumo12: 12:58pm On Jul 02, 2015
Y undecided
Slimbeth:
LMAO... grin
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jul 02, 2015
asumo12:
Y undecided
Z kiss
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by asumo12: 1:05pm On Jul 02, 2015
undecided undecided undecided
Slimbeth:
Z kiss


U GET A*SS?
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Edwardhead(m): 1:05pm On Jul 02, 2015
chai, no be every beautiful girl dey get good brain
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jul 02, 2015
asumo12:
undecided undecided undecided

U GET A*SS?
whats dis one saying? undecided
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by asumo12: 1:15pm On Jul 02, 2015
Slimbeth:
LMAO... grin

Slimbeth:
whats dis one saying? undecided

angry angry angry
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jul 02, 2015
asumo12:



angry angry angry
undecided
asumo12:



angry angry angry
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by asumo12: 1:25pm On Jul 02, 2015
Slimbeth:
undecided
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by kinglekan: 1:33pm On Jul 02, 2015
subbieD:




Lekan embarassed.warn yasef o.....I sure sey Na u steal Dos tins sef cheesy.Yeye

Na u be tinubu, na me be saraki naa. cheesy

kiss kiss
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 1:37pm On Jul 02, 2015
asumo12:
Good afternoon,ayaf greeted u lemme enjoy my malt in peace,ok? grin
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by asumo12: 1:41pm On Jul 02, 2015
wey d malt?



Slimbeth:
Good afternoon,ayaf greeted u lemme enjoy my malt in peace,ok? grin


afternoon! ok?
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 1:45pm On Jul 02, 2015
Edwardhead:
chai, no be every beautiful girl dey get good brain


Hmmmmm.... meaning
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 1:46pm On Jul 02, 2015
kinglekan:


Na u be tinubu, na me be saraki naa. cheesy

kiss kiss


If I hear,Na me smart pass.....Na b saraki na
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Omotayor123(f): 1:46pm On Jul 02, 2015
Op you mean Akpors & Rukewe don become Saraki & Tinubushocked
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 1:46pm On Jul 02, 2015
asumo12:




angry angry angry


Wetin happen Na Asumo cheesy
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by kinglekan: 1:48pm On Jul 02, 2015

Asumo12 and Slimbeth iffa gv two of una slap!! undecided

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 1:50pm On Jul 02, 2015
Omotayor123:
Op you mean Akpors & Rukewe don become Saraki & Tinubushocked


Lol......No b me o tayor
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 1:52pm On Jul 02, 2015
asumo12:
wey d malt?






afternoon! ok?
Ayaf finished it cry
asumo12:
wey d malt?






afternoon! ok?
Ayaf finished it
Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Omotayor123(f): 1:54pm On Jul 02, 2015
subbieD:


Lol......No b me o tayor
grin

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 1:57pm On Jul 02, 2015
kinglekan:
Asumo and Slimbeth iffa gv two of una slap!! undecided
shocked u dnt mean it?

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Teeboy22(m): 2:01pm On Jul 02, 2015
subbieD:
Saraki and Tinubu entered a chocolate shop in New York City. As they were busy looking around? Tinubu stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store... Tinubu said to Saraki: "Man, I'm the best thief - I stole 3 Chocolate Bars and none saw me. You can't beat that!" Saraki replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you some real 'intelligent' stealing." So they went up to the counter and Saraki said to the Shopkeeper: "Do you want to see some real magic, man? "The Shopkeeper replied: "Yes...!" Saraki said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The Shopkeeper gave him one, and Saraki ate it. He asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and as he finished it, the Shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?" Saraki replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all the three Bars of chocolate that I've just eaten.....

Na who thief pass?

hahahaha funny

na tinubu oo

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by kinglekan: 2:27pm On Jul 02, 2015
subbieD:


If I hear,Na me smart pass.....Na b saraki na
*yinmu*

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by kinglekan: 2:32pm On Jul 02, 2015
Slimbeth:
shocked u dnt mean it?
grin grin

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by TheLovelyOne: 8:42pm On Jul 02, 2015
I'm new here o! And I think I like what I see too....Please, I would really appreciate it if any subbie could help me out with knowing Nairaland better...thanks so much..and by the way, the thread was really funny...LOL.. grin grin grin

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 9:06pm On Jul 02, 2015
TheLovelyOne:
I'm new here o! And I think I like what I see too....Please, I would really appreciate it if any subbie could help me out with knowing Nairaland better...thanks so much..and by the way, the thread was really funny...LOL.. grin grin grin



Awwwww Tnx sweet, so What and what would you like to know about nairaland?
Welcome by d way cheesy kiss kiss kiss

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by TheLovelyOne: 10:05am On Jul 03, 2015
Well Subbie D...virtually for a beginner like me, I should get to know the controls and all...how to reply and how to follow..the basics you know...thank you so much... kiss kiss kiss

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