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Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 12:43pm On Jul 02, 2015

Saraki and Tinubu entered a chocolate
shop in New
York City. As they were busy looking
around?
Tinubu stole 3 chocolate bars. As they
left the store...
Tinubu said to Saraki:
"Man, I'm the best thief - I stole 3 Chocolate Bars
and
none saw me.
You can't beat that!"
Saraki replied:
"You want to see something better?
Let's go back to the
shop and I'll show you some real
'intelligent'
stealing."
So they went up to the counter and
Saraki said to the Shopkeeper:
"Do you want to see some real magic,
man?
"The Shopkeeper replied:
"Yes...!"
Saraki said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The
Shopkeeper gave
him
one, and Saraki ate it. He asked for a
second bar, and
he ate that as well. He asked for the third,
and as he
finished
it, the Shopkeeper asked:
"But where's the magic?"
Saraki replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and
you'll find all the three Bars of
chocolate that I've just
eaten.....

Na who thief pass?

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by kinglekan: 12:51pm On Jul 02, 2015

ROTFL
SubbieD na u nahhh.

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 12:55pm On Jul 02, 2015

kinglekan:

ROTFL

SubbieD na u nahhh.

Lekan

.warn yasef o.....I sure sey Na u steal Dos tins sef cheesy

.Yeye

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by asumo12: 12:56pm On Jul 02, 2015

subbieD:

Lekan .warn yasef o.....I sure sey Na u steal Dos tins sef .Yeye

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by sonikstargirl(f): 12:56pm On Jul 02, 2015

Lol.... hehehe

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 12:57pm On Jul 02, 2015

LMAO...

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by asumo12: 12:58pm On Jul 02, 2015

Slimbeth:
LMAO...

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jul 02, 2015

asumo12:
Y

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by asumo12: 1:05pm On Jul 02, 2015

Slimbeth:
Z

U GET A*SS?

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Edwardhead(m): 1:05pm On Jul 02, 2015

chai, no be every beautiful girl dey get good brain

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jul 02, 2015

asumo12:

U GET A*SS?

whats dis one saying? undecided

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by asumo12: 1:15pm On Jul 02, 2015

Slimbeth:
LMAO...

Slimbeth:
whats dis one saying?

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jul 02, 2015

asumo12:

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by asumo12: 1:25pm On Jul 02, 2015

Slimbeth:

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by kinglekan: 1:33pm On Jul 02, 2015

subbieD:

Lekan .warn yasef o.....I sure sey Na u steal Dos tins sef .Yeye

Na u be tinubu, na me be saraki naa.

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 1:37pm On Jul 02, 2015

asumo12:

Good afternoon,ayaf greeted u lemme enjoy my malt in peace,ok? grin

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by asumo12: 1:41pm On Jul 02, 2015

wey d malt?

Slimbeth:
Good afternoon,ayaf greeted u lemme enjoy my malt in peace,ok?

afternoon! ok?

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 1:45pm On Jul 02, 2015

Edwardhead:
chai, no be every beautiful girl dey get good brain

Hmmmmm.... meaning

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 1:46pm On Jul 02, 2015

kinglekan:

Na u be tinubu, na me be saraki naa.

If I hear,Na me smart pass.....Na b saraki na

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Omotayor123(f): 1:46pm On Jul 02, 2015

Op you mean Akpors & Rukewe don become Saraki & Tinubu

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 1:46pm On Jul 02, 2015

asumo12:

Wetin happen Na Asumo cheesy

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by kinglekan: 1:48pm On Jul 02, 2015

Asumo12 and Slimbeth iffa gv two of una slap!!

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 1:50pm On Jul 02, 2015

Omotayor123:
Op you mean Akpors & Rukewe don become Saraki & Tinubu

Lol......No b me o tayor

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 1:52pm On Jul 02, 2015

asumo12:
wey d malt?

afternoon! ok?

Ayaf finished it cry

asumo12:
wey d malt?

afternoon! ok?

Ayaf finished it

Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Omotayor123(f): 1:54pm On Jul 02, 2015

subbieD:

Lol......No b me o tayor

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Nobody: 1:57pm On Jul 02, 2015

kinglekan:
Asumo and Slimbeth iffa gv two of una slap!!

u dnt mean it?

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by Teeboy22(m): 2:01pm On Jul 02, 2015

subbieD:
Saraki and Tinubu entered a chocolate shop in New York City. As they were busy looking around? Tinubu stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store... Tinubu said to Saraki: "Man, I'm the best thief - I stole 3 Chocolate Bars and none saw me. You can't beat that!" Saraki replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you some real 'intelligent' stealing." So they went up to the counter and Saraki said to the Shopkeeper: "Do you want to see some real magic, man? "The Shopkeeper replied: "Yes...!" Saraki said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The Shopkeeper gave him one, and Saraki ate it. He asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and as he finished it, the Shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?" Saraki replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all the three Bars of chocolate that I've just eaten.....

Na who thief pass?

hahahaha funny

na tinubu oo

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by kinglekan: 2:27pm On Jul 02, 2015

subbieD:

If I hear,Na me smart pass.....Na b saraki na

*yinmu*

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by kinglekan: 2:32pm On Jul 02, 2015

Slimbeth:
u dnt mean it?

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by TheLovelyOne: 8:42pm On Jul 02, 2015

I'm new here o! And I think I like what I see too....Please, I would really appreciate it if any subbie could help me out with knowing Nairaland better...thanks so much..and by the way, the thread was really funny...LOL.. grin

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(f): 9:06pm On Jul 02, 2015

TheLovelyOne:
I'm new here o! And I think I like what I see too....Please, I would really appreciate it if any subbie could help me out with knowing Nairaland better...thanks so much..and by the way, the thread was really funny...LOL..

Awwwww Tnx sweet, so What and what would you like to know about nairaland?
Welcome by d way cheesy

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Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by TheLovelyOne: 10:05am On Jul 03, 2015

Well Subbie D...virtually for a beginner like me, I should get to know the controls and all...how to reply and how to follow..the basics you know...thank you so much... kiss

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