Sagamite:


You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is it your family's God you just insulted?
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You are a daft cretinous fuuktard!

You want to excuse your stupidity?

Why do you make it so easy to humiliate you?

Lol! That was a joke. You don't make it easy, it is just easy because you are a ................fuuuktard. Cretins are always easy to humiliate.

First of all, fuuktard, Articles is not the name of the exam accountants write, you cretin.

Secondly, in virtually all parts of the world, some of the premier career lines are Law, Medicine and Accountancy.

Cretin, any well educated and knowledgeable person should have an idea of the exams in those 3 areas. And you are so cretinous to say you have "brightened your knowledge"?

Who the fck gives a shit about what exam you do as a carpenter or plumber?

I can't believe this fuukard just said accountancy has historically not been a major religion.

Fuuktard, which failed institution produced you?

You got better offers but are still unemployed?

Please face the guy you are having a row with, person .
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xfanlegal:
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Sagamite:


You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Lol. I have actually been very busy for reply your ish. Got some time to spare for your thrash now.
I know you are daft and mentally disturbed. All you keep yelling is 'cretinous fuucktard' like a deranged fellow who keeps spewing repetitive words. Nonetheless, I will refrain from calling you what you obviously are and try to hold a civil conversation with you. To start:

Sagamite:

He got to the final stage of the Big 4 accountancy firm but he thought someone doing the Articles in a Big 4 was writing an article for publication.

That's a dumb thing to say. The fact that you pass through the interview stages of an organization DOES NOT in any way mean you know the internal processes of the organization. Recruitment processes focus on the competency of the candidate (especially for graduate hire) and not how much they know about the organization. As a matter of fact, almost all graduates who got employed know very little about their work organization prior to joining.

Sagamite:
If the fuuktard was employed, he would know that in Nigeria, bar O&G industry, the Big 4 tend to pay higher entry salaries than most Engineering companies.

You obviously don't know anything about corporations in Nigeria. There are many FMCG and manufacturing coys that pay engineers more than what the big4 can offer. Ask anybody out there..ask Jar.us, ask x.fire, ask tanimola.22, davide.470, etc. the big4 in Nigeria is generally not known for huge remuneration. rather they are known for the huge exposure you get working for them. Most people in the big4 can not afford to comfortably buy a good tokunboh car after one year of working. Don't delve into areas you know absolutely nothing about.

Sagamite:

Secondly, in virtually all parts of the world, some of the premier career lines are Law, Medicine and Accountancy.
I can't believe this fuukard just said accountancy has historically not been a major religion.

I think you got me wrong here. Maybe you misinterpreted me. I never really meant that accounting is not a major discipline. What I am driving at is that - you make me laugh hard when you think you consider yourself to be intellectual for studying such an open and relatively easy field like management/accounting (respect to all other accountants out there). For goodness sake, that field is open to ALL. I maintain, try and get a rough statistics of the success rate of candidates into the big4 in Nigeria. Majority of them are not accounting/management graduates. Most of them are science/engineering grads. I can decide to go into management tomorrow. So you better not consider yourself to be highly intellectual if you are only schooled in such an open discipline. You are actually a nobody.

pweetiedee:

Stay Off? Nah.

You are a featherweight. Lemme allow you be. Just remain silent.

chic2pimp:


My bad Bro . Thought you were referring to the Big 4 Accounting Firms. I'm not going to and neither I am willing to get myself involved in you and Saga's higgi hagga(as the Hon Patrick would say ).

I am actually quite surprised that they are one of the least paying firms. Are there any specific reasons for that being the case? I would have thought they would be looking to attract the best brains the Nigerian Labour market has to offer? How are they able to do that when other firms are offering healthier financial packages? Or are they just getting by on their name alone meaning people are willing to work for them regardless of pay packet?

Funniest thing is that they do attract the best brains in Nigeria, though many of them end up leaving for better paying firms. They have strong corporate brands. The fact they have standard recruitment processes (some recruit yearly) will always attract graduates. At least it is better to work in such firms than to sit down at home jobless in a country like Nigeria where jobs are relatively hard to find.
Besides, it is an honour to have any of their names on your CV.

Sagamite:

I am a cretinous fuuktard!
......
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You got better offers but are still unemployed?

Unfortunately for you, YES...I did . I won't talk about that here, you matter how hard you try to make me to. Don't take it personal.

Mixty:

Lol. I have actually been very busy for reply your ish. Got some time to spare for your thrash now.
I know you are daft and mentally disturbed. All you keep yelling is 'cretinous fuucktard' like a deranged fellow who keeps spewing repetitive words. Nonetheless, I will refrain from calling you what you obviously are and try to hold a civil conversation with you. To start:

The hustle and strolling the streets for a job occupied you?

Don't worry.

Diarisgodoo!

Mixty:

That's a dumb thing to say. The fact that you pass through the interview stages of an organization DOES NOT in any way mean you know the internal processes of the organization. Recruitment processes focus on the competency of the candidate (especially for graduate hire) and not how much they know about the organization. As a matter of fact, almost all graduates who got employed know very little about their work organization prior to joining.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You want us to believe you got to the final stage of a Big 4 interview without knowing their internal processes?

You are a moronic fuuktard!

That is enough evidence that you were lying. Those of us that operate at that level know how we interview people.

Mixty:

You obviously don't know anything about corporations in Nigeria. There are many FMCG and manufacturing coys that pay engineers more than what the big4 can offer. Ask anybody out there..ask Jar.us, ask x.fire, ask tanimola.22, davide.470, etc. the big4 in Nigeria is generally not known for huge remuneration. rather they are known for the huge exposure you get working for them. Most people in the big4 can not afford to comfortably buy a good tokunboh car after one year of working. Don't delve into areas you know absolutely nothing about.

You are a moronic fuuktard!

Many?

Which ones? Name them.

Mixty:

I think you got me wrong here. Maybe you misinterpreted me. I never really meant that accounting is not a major discipline. What I am driving at is that - you make me laugh hard when you think you consider yourself to be intellectual for studying such an open and relatively easy field like management/accounting (respect to all other accountants out there). For goodness sake, that field is open to ALL. I maintain, try and get a rough statistics of the success rate of candidates into the big4 in Nigeria. Majority of them are not accounting/management graduates. Most of them are science/engineering grads. I can decide to go into management tomorrow. So you better not consider yourself to be highly intellectual if you are only schooled in such an open discipline. You are actually a nobody.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So you are a failure in grammar?

Fuuktard, I am a nobody, but a cretin like you that does not know that accountancy is one of the major discipline is a "somebody"?

May Sango punish you.

That sun go beat your life!

Mixty:

Unfortunately for you, YES...I did . I won't talk about that here, you matter how hard you try to make me to. Don't take it personal.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So you are trying to lie to us that you have a job?

A good, professional job? Not a "keep body and soul together" one o?

Sagamite:


You want us to believe you got to the final stage of a Big 4 interview without knowing their internal processes?

I won't argue with you on this again. It's actually a dumb thing to say. Your ability to stick to your dumb and ridiculous points astounds me sometimes.

Sagamite:

May Sango punish you.
That sun go beat your life!

I give up on your case. You mean your problem has gotten to the point where you have to invoke the gods Sango Must you result to insults when you are too empty headed to respond intelligently.

Sagamite:

Many?
Which ones? Name them.

Admit you do not know. And I will mention them. Damn ignoramus! I am not gonna mention anything till you admit you are a learner.

Sagamite:

Fuuktard, I am a nobody, but [s]a cretin like you that does not know that accountancy is one of the major discipline is a "somebody"?
May Sango punish you.
That sun go beat your life![/s]

You said it yourself...you are a nobody

Mixty:


I won't argue with you on this again. It's actually a dumb thing to say. Your ability to stick to your dumb and ridiculous points astounds me sometimes.



I give up on your case. You mean your problem has gotten to the point where you have to invoke the gods Sango Must you result to insults when you are too empty headed to respond intelligently.



Admit you do not know. And I will mention them. Damn ignoramus! I am not gonna mention anything till you admit you are a learner.



You said it yourself...you are a nobody

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You finally realise you can not defend your dummbness?

Tell us when you got your offers. Make us laugh.

Sagamite:


You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You finally realise you can not defend your dummbness?

Tell us when you got your offers. Make us laugh.

Say something sensible and intelligent without yelling 'cretinous fuuuktard'. Then I will start to take you seriously. You are a joke

Mixty:

Say something sensible and intelligent without yelling 'cretinous fuuuktard'. Then I will start to take you seriously. You are a joke

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Tell us when you got offers and started working despite the fact you were struggling for a job last year.

Sagamite:


You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Tell us when you got offers and started working despite the fact you were struggling for a job last year.

ignored..mr 'cretinous fuucktard'

Mixty:

ignored..mr 'cretinous fuucktard'

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So you wanted to lie to us before?