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If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by johnydon22(m): 8:30am On Jul 03, 2015
I saw this on the joke section decided to post it here, it's dyingly hilarious cheesy grin

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Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by Mekybliss(f): 8:34am On Jul 03, 2015
Lmao
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by SPG4U(m): 8:34am On Jul 03, 2015
Lol dis is crazy
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Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by Realtol(m): 8:41am On Jul 03, 2015
Not funny to me
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by bigtt76(f): 8:42am On Jul 03, 2015
Lol
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by StarMogul(m): 8:45am On Jul 03, 2015
LMAO,dat noah guy just like every sin wehh dey. grin.Mosquitoes must hv enjoyed themselves.I still feel for d party guy.
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by kolajamesjnr(m): 8:54am On Jul 03, 2015
LWKMD grin grin
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by jemype(m): 9:03am On Jul 03, 2015
lolm noah likes hum-v's. grin
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by hahn(m): 9:38am On Jul 03, 2015
They forgot to add "Noah's son finishes all the vaseline on the boat"

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Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by TheDauraMallam: 12:08pm On Jul 03, 2015
hahn:
They forgot to add "Noah's son finishes all the vaseline on the boat"


The heart of man is sexually suggestive.
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by hahn(m): 12:11pm On Jul 03, 2015
TheDauraMallam:


The heart of man is sexually suggestive.

Tell me about it
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by TheDauraMallam: 12:40pm On Jul 03, 2015
hahn:


Tell me about it

Well I am sure there wasn't vaseline yet back then.

Maybe Shea Butter. tongue
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by hahn(m): 12:42pm On Jul 03, 2015
TheDauraMallam:


Well I am sure there wasn't vaseline yet back then.

Maybe Shea Butter. tongue

Or maybe saliva
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by TheDauraMallam: 12:50pm On Jul 03, 2015
hahn:


Or maybe saliva

Or ground slimy leaves.

Or something murkier... I read mountain goats had slippery female like vaginas... Donkeys too. It's still a common Colombian practice for young puberty boys to_fuck donkeys.

Google is your ever ready friend.
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by hahn(m): 1:02pm On Jul 03, 2015
TheDauraMallam:


Or ground slimy leaves.

Or something murkier... I read mountain goats had slippery female like vaginas... Donkeys too. It's still a common Colombian practice for young puberty boys to_fuck donkeys.

Google is your ever ready friend.

That's very possible. I can imagine Noah pounding on an elephant
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by TheDauraMallam: 1:05pm On Jul 03, 2015
hahn:


That's very possible. I can imagine Noah pounding on an elephant

But Noah was married.
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by hahn(m): 1:07pm On Jul 03, 2015
TheDauraMallam:


But Noah was married.

He could have been pounding on it while his wife watched. They must have been bored.

Maybe his sons too
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by realtestament(m): 10:29pm On Jul 03, 2015
God is nat man cool
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by tpiander: 5:49am On Jul 04, 2015
hm
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by PAGAN9JA(m): 1:01pm On Jul 04, 2015
hahahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

FP MAterial! grin
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by Nobody: 2:55pm On Jul 04, 2015
cheesy lmfao
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by stinggy(m): 4:24pm On Jul 04, 2015
..Noah likes Drugs, Prostitutes and Hummers

God:
Son of a .... lipsrsealed



grin grin grin
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by kingkaspa: 3:59pm On Jul 06, 2015
Fuvking hillarious.
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by menesheh(m): 10:25pm On Sep 05, 2015
kingkaspa:
Fuvking hillarious.


What do you always do nairaland?
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by wiegraf: 12:14am On Sep 06, 2015
Got rid of yellow swans but left thousands of mosquitoes

God continues to be the ultimate troll

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Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by Captainswag225(m): 12:42am On Sep 06, 2015
hahahaha GOD be giving us updates abt noah's ark on facebook...

....AND GOD stops the rain!
Re: If The Story Of Noah Was On Facebook Feed (photos) by kingkaspa: 3:03am On Sep 06, 2015
menesheh:



What do you always do nairaland?
Is that a problem? i am always logged on does not mean i am on nairaland always.

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