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Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by TrippleA19(f): 2:22pm On Jul 03, 2015
Cnt laff here,students like did still exist grin
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by digiola: 2:22pm On Jul 03, 2015
[color=#006600][/color][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]I remember those day haha wasce ehheheheheh glory be to God sha 1999
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by TrippleA19(f): 2:23pm On Jul 03, 2015
TrippleA19:
Cnt laff here,students like this still exist grin
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Nobody: 2:23pm On Jul 03, 2015
Missing script.
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by glimpse33(m): 2:24pm On Jul 03, 2015
naijaboiy:

That looks like a Uniben Hostel. smiley
You are in Uniben?? lipsrsealed
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:26pm On Jul 03, 2015
nefertitiram:


I actually did the 1st half of my youth service in Kumakpayi Community Grammar School, OLODO, Ibadan!

Lolz! I ran back to local govt when I realised the word Olodo must have had its roots in that town

Is your name really Nefertiti, IRL?
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Heroesworths(m): 2:27pm On Jul 03, 2015
That's what most of us people do here in Nigeria. Believing God will help us without us helping ourself first . We tend to visit those pastors and imams...forgetting the principle that say Faith without Work is dead.. James 1
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by BraniacX(m): 2:29pm On Jul 03, 2015
Gbese re o shocked
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by freshvine(f): 2:31pm On Jul 03, 2015
If he didn't write anything, I will fail him but if he attempted some questions I will simply upgrade his score.
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by saintol(m): 2:40pm On Jul 03, 2015
Huunnnnnnnnnnn (taking a very deep breath) having read what this candidate wrote with due consideration and consultation from the gods, this is my decision. In order to make heaven, I will simply give him or her a beautiful zero.
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Neplusultra(f): 2:41pm On Jul 03, 2015
Lmao!!! grin
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by ehis05(m): 2:41pm On Jul 03, 2015
Lol...pls pls pls...I will fail u.cuz u wrote nutin
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Bluffly: 2:46pm On Jul 03, 2015
Ndkings1:
Lets assume you were one of those marking the recently concluded waec/ssce, wht would you to this script

Actually to me this is no big deal. The student hasn't attempted any question but requested for mark. SO instead of scoring 0 I'll give her 20. At least I have fulfilled her request which is to dash him/her mark and not pass.
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jul 03, 2015
SirLegal:
This Guy just made me to remember what happened in an exam i participated in 2 years ago at school. The course was precisely MTH 202.
This extra year Guy just sat next to me and copied 40-50% of what i wrote. After he was done, the Guy started writing Prayers at the front of his booklet.

In his words "Sir, am an extra year student and dis course has been holding me from graduating for the past 3 years, Pls sir help me out and I promise you dat the God I serve, The God of Mountain and fire ministries will NEVER let you down. Thanks Sir, I appreciate".

When I saw dis, i was lyk chai cry cry no be dis guy de copy me since. Im for no copy.
MTH 202 FUTO chai scale am sha with C DAT day wasn't funny
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Cyriloha(m): 2:49pm On Jul 03, 2015
zaragal:
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...lolzzz FTC... cheesy

Well the boy jst scored himself................

0/60..goodluck sad
if I marry you you can kill me. ..so with all those pls! ! plss!!!!!!!!!and please! !!!!!!!!!! you giving 0%....angel nawa oo
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by imohchard(m): 2:50pm On Jul 03, 2015
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Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by gboso1ne(m): 2:54pm On Jul 03, 2015
Reminds me of when my Electronics teacher told me of a guy that inserted 500 naira in his WAEC script with notes begging for mercy in marking, he simply took the money and gave him what he deserved.
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by hamilton62(m): 2:55pm On Jul 03, 2015
Ndkings1:
Lets assume you were one of those marking the recently concluded waec/ssce, wht would you to this script
Did that God ask hi not to read?
the word of God said; seeth thou who is diligent in his work for he will eat with kings and not mere men...
the kind egg i will give to him, WAEC will summon him for wasting their answer sheet and dad's money...
Rubbish!!!
He should continue partying and dancing shoki because he is unserious.
yeye dey smell.
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by imohchard(m): 2:55pm On Jul 03, 2015
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Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by zurine(f): 2:59pm On Jul 03, 2015
such a pity
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by SirLegal(m): 3:02pm On Jul 03, 2015
quibaby:

MTH 202 FUTO chai scale am sha with C DAT day wasn't funny
You are there bro.
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Ifebazz(m): 3:04pm On Jul 03, 2015
He might even accrue negative marks for not knowing how to spell 'please'. Zero for not writing at all, then minus some marks for insulting his teachers, then minus some marks also for the stupid social media abbreviations.
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Nobody: 3:08pm On Jul 03, 2015
I will give him 40%.At least he can write better than those persons here in abuja ministries wey no sabi anything except their names.Those who work here in abuja knows the set of people I am talking about. Thank God for federal character undecided
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Nobody: 3:11pm On Jul 03, 2015
Infact, I will give that nigger 80% for exposing how bad the education system is.
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Blackeard(m): 3:16pm On Jul 03, 2015
Lmao the boys wants to use jehovah to blackmail. He's getting a straight F
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Blackeard(m): 3:18pm On Jul 03, 2015
[quote author=TrippleA19 post=35439133][/quote] yes they do

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Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Karleb(m): 3:33pm On Jul 03, 2015
grin grin grin
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jul 03, 2015
I would give him what he deserved.....I separate religion from academia...hard work is the key to success!
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by Oletubo(m): 3:40pm On Jul 03, 2015
This happens for real. I have seen scripts like this as a University lecturer. I used to call my 5yr old boy then to put two lines across. It makes marking fast cos u don't waste time. Some useless students are just like that!
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by jascon1(m): 4:08pm On Jul 03, 2015
msmon:
I will dash him/her 10 marks just for the effort exerted in writing that s.hit. Looking unmiraculous miracle!
I strongly believe that you didn't and still cannot answer WAEC mathematics questions. Deep down somewhere inside u know the truth. I know truth hurts, but just don't let this one hurt u
Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by codedearner(m): 4:10pm On Jul 03, 2015
Abeg, make dem pass d guy oo

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