missgray:
I dont need your services, i would rather trek to my villa barefooted than climbing that truck of yours

Truckpusher:
Na so you go dey form but once you dun climb my truck ones na so so Jisos you go dey hala.

missgray:
Bia! Are we still talking about your truck?

Truckpusher:
Missgray upload ya picture else stop following me around like a lost dog here - I go tear ya pant o abi na boxers sef you dey wear.

I hear say girls dun dey wear boxers these days.

missgray:
wh dey follow u? yes boxers to protect us from pple like u

Truckpusher:
All join, you no wan climb?

Truckpusher:
The day I go catch dey play on top my bed eh - You go hear wee.

missgray:
gerarahere mehn u are drunk

Beamborla:

lolz... wetin wan carry me go there

your bed na bouncing castle

Truckpusher:
Missgray and Beamborla ,make una jazz me small nau the same time abeg.

missgray:
beamborla fit give u, me I no want person wey go dey follow me up and down like mumu

Truckpusher:
Shebi na you gimme brukutu and ahoho ?


I just dey look

Truckpusher:
But every woman dey find mumu nowadays nau.

Truckpusher:
My bed na playground

Truckpusher:
Missgray and Beamborla ,make una jazz me small nau the same time abeg.

Beamborla:

you go dey wash plates, panties, cook, sweep, clean the house... e.t.c.

Agreed

missgray:
and you are willingly offering yourself? , something is not right here

Truckpusher:
Yes ma'am.

Oya nau begin come - No wear fake yansh and come meet me o.

Beamborla:
This one is original.
hmmmm... I think it's time you confessed to him but first go on your knees and pary to God for forgiveness and redemption.

Better still, MizMyColi and dearpreye may have smth better to say.

Would have called Truckpusher but I don't trust him on issues like this.

Caseless is fasting, he shouldn't stress his brain.

Kinglekan coman try

Beamborla:

I'm backing out. How can you willingly surrender yourself for slaughter?

softysparky:
I need to jazz someone.

Truckpusher:
Fear fear girls.

softysparky:
I need to jazz someone.

Beamborla:

I gree

Truckpusher:
Buhahahaha .......I will wash ya pant, dry am iron am join.

missgray:
only? When den pay u salary u go bring all to me, na me go give u the money u go dey use small plus u go dey answer me yes ma'm anytime I call

AgapeCharis:
Hmmmmm

Truckpusher:
I agree, thumb print, sign am join.

Oya come nau - I hope say your yansh no strong like bicycle seat?

Some girls yansh strong pass baboon yansh for this country.

I no wan be like who fall from mountain abeg.

softysparky:

Are you available?

Depending on the type of jazz.
If I may ask, which type?