Caucasian:
Hello ladies and gentlemen,

I sincerely apologize for my untold absence for sometime now. It is a feeling of qualm on my spirit for my inactions to formerly take excuse or worse yet, announce my abscond.

But truth be told, My mental conditions deteriorated quite dramatically and so abruptly that i inescapably had to participate in a 'lunacy Emancipation Programme' initiated by the British Psychiatrists Association(BPA) in maitama, Abuja. There were legions of fresh and experienced graduates who were beneficiaries of the scrupulous free treatment programme and to my greatest surprise, uyosolo was a participant and fellow comrade in the struggle for eternal sanity.

Joyously for me, We were in thesame ward for merely a week before further MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging) Scan proved that he is conspicuously suffering from an overdose of hallucinogens and amphetamines in his neurology and cerebral vessels And this reason explains his intermittent violent rage between sane conducts. Medical recommendations suggested that he should he be transfered to a pertinent ward and be lobectomized before his condition advances to chronic epilepsy. We missed his displays when he left.

Towards the end of his successful surgery, information came to his surgeon that his betrothed was contempraneously suffering pre-delivery complications in the Labour room arising from pyloric stenosis of the baby.

Goodnews has it that they are now doing fine and almost better. He will be coming here too soon for Thanksgiving to God when he returns from Offshore. And as for me, I am very glad and thankful that my condition has improved to a considerable level below average

Greetings to u all once more on my ephemeral return

Neroski:

lmao.weeds is not our portion o.may fruits began to come forth for us all. bdw, i noticed push cv is having more and more make sense jobs but who are the people getting this jobs na?

enigmatique:

Sepulchre? God forbid ooo. It's more like "stop ur long hours of geeking, browsing, reading and relaxing". :-D But hey, do u SERIOUSLY want this thread to come alive again and even boil over with activity?

Caucasian:

My dear u have been scarce ooo and your scarcity contributed to the dormancy of this thread. If u no cultivate ur land portion regularly na weed go grow na ... hummm as for pushcv, I no understand again oooo.. whether na plenty experience wey we no get dey affect us I no know oooo.. maybe some one else has an idea as to d major reason. .

Abdulleeh:



Caucasian, I got so discouraged with the pushcv crew. they played a fast one us by promising us with great job networks. the stifling issue is those untrue comments i see on their blog and Twitter handle about how push CV has helped us immensely. as it is now, I could strangle that somto ifuzue of a being

Neroski:

i never unfollow o.i still dey with una praying for us all.

Caucasian:

Hehehehehe ... prayer is good but I want something tangible from you ... Ask me what :::

Caucasian:

Hahahahaha hahaha .. Abdulleeh please don't strangle him oooo.. . He might have possibly seen this ur post and be shocked. .lol.. My friend u don't have to be discouraged ooo... pushcv giv us job or not lets still chat and enjoying ourselves here while we trust God for our career dream. But what baffles me is that, at least , one of us here should have gotten a job or attended a successful physical interview with their client company and waiting for an offer letter. This is taking too long now. So far, I have received two consecutive success mail regarding my online interview and that I should keep my lines on because my Application has been forwarded to the recruiter but up till now no message ....hummmm

Neroski:

WHAT?

Abdulleeh:
The fact that nobody here has gotten a job makes the whole process a waste of time. The only beauty about it is that I met persons like you through them or should I say through seun osewa.
Anyway, let somtex know he 'fall people hand sha'

Caucasian:

Why not ??. The somewhat spontaneous inactivity of this thread is a timely proof that a thread of this nature will struggle to survive without a deliberate and interesting derail ...

enigmatique:

No, it's not an effort to derail the thread. So, my suggestion is this:

[size=20pt]LET US WRITE AN OPEN LETTER TO PUSHCV![/size]
Fellas, what do you think? If not an open letter, let's at least brainstorm on a means of publicly and loudly telling PushCV that we're disappointed with all that they've done so far, and that they should find something to do about it, otherwise we will label them a scam.

Abdulleeh:
I totally concur with enigmatique. Caucasian, uyosolo, mrtidier this is the time to show your writing skills. Its your clarion call to help thousands of Nigerians

Caucasian:

Haha ha ha ha ha ha .... Abdulleeh u dun start to make someone laff anyhow again. ... what about you? You no get writing skills ??

Abdulleeh:
I totally concur with enigmatique. Caucasian, uyosolo, mrtidier this is the time to show your writing skills. Its your clarion call to help thousands of Nigerians

somtex:
Hello,

We realize that many people or companies have not been vocal about PushCV getting them jobs or PushCV filling their vacancies, that isn't something that we, as a company have control of.

Since the minute the Elite Employee Quest (Batch A) was concluded, we have been placing and have placed multiple candidates in various positions within organizations including banks and oil companies. Many large organizations have shortlisted people from our database but their interview process is external and out of our control, but we are able to keep up and follow up with these companies via calls for updates.

Here are some testimonials from employers who recruited from us and currently have elite employees working for them:

"I must thank PushCV for providing candidates to join my team. Since they resumed, they have been totally committed to the job and they will go places with their humility. Thank you for your great assistance"
- Olatunbosun Raji, Sales Manager, ARM Life

"Recruiting has always been a chaotic activity for young companies like ours. PushCV was able to streamline the process for us by giving us easy
access to a ready pool of talent. We hired fast and we're pleased with the candidates."
- SAMUEL-BIYI Olaoluwa, Co-Founder, SureGifts

"We are extremely impressed with Pushcv.com SmartRecruit Service. We got a ton of resumes and most were from individuals with all the qualifications that we needed. We had no problem coming up with a pool of candidates to talk to and ultimately hired ones that came to us through the web site. I was amazed at how quickly we started getting resumes once we applied. The website is very employer friendly and the job posting was easy for us to set up. We will definitely use the site again in the future."
- Human Resource Manager, Hotels.ng

"PushCV has helped me to reduce the time my vacancies spend on other job sites. The candidates have been exceptional. I am definitely using Smart Recruit, long term"
- Abiola Akinyele, Director, Forextime Ltd.

The employers and companies recruiting from PushCV are clearly visible on https://www.pushcv.com/companies. There is a huge drive for many other companies to recruit using PushCV in the coming months, and we will surely keep you posted.

somtex:
Hello,

We realize that many people or companies have not been vocal about PushCV getting them jobs or PushCV filling their vacancies, that isn't something that we, as a company have control of.

Since the minute the Elite Employee Quest (Batch A) was concluded, we have been placing and have placed multiple candidates in various positions within organizations including banks and oil companies. Many large organizations have shortlisted people from our database but their interview process is external and out of our control, but we are able to keep up and follow up with these companies via calls for updates.

Here are some testimonials from employers who recruited from us and currently have elite employees working for them:

"I must thank PushCV for providing candidates to join my team. Since they resumed, they have been totally committed to the job and they will go places with their humility. Thank you for your great assistance"
- Olatunbosun Raji, Sales Manager, ARM Life

"Recruiting has always been a chaotic activity for young companies like ours. PushCV was able to streamline the process for us by giving us easy
access to a ready pool of talent. We hired fast and we're pleased with the candidates."
- SAMUEL-BIYI Olaoluwa, Co-Founder, SureGifts

"We are extremely impressed with Pushcv.com SmartRecruit Service. We got a ton of resumes and most were from individuals with all the qualifications that we needed. We had no problem coming up with a pool of candidates to talk to and ultimately hired ones that came to us through the web site. I was amazed at how quickly we started getting resumes once we applied. The website is very employer friendly and the job posting was easy for us to set up. We will definitely use the site again in the future."
- Human Resource Manager, Hotels.ng

"PushCV has helped me to reduce the time my vacancies spend on other job sites. The candidates have been exceptional. I am definitely using Smart Recruit, long term"
- Abiola Akinyele, Director, Forextime Ltd.

The employers and companies recruiting from PushCV are clearly visible on https://www.pushcv.com/companies There is a huge drive for many other companies to recruit using PushCV in the coming months, and we will surely keep you posted.

somtex:
Hello,

We realize that many people or companies have not been vocal about PushCV getting them jobs or PushCV filling their vacancies, that isn't something that we, as a company have control of.

Since the minute the Elite Employee Quest (Batch A) was concluded, we have been placing and have placed multiple candidates in various positions within organizations including banks and oil companies. Many large organizations have shortlisted people from our database but their interview process is external and out of our control, but we are able to keep up and follow up with these companies via calls for updates.

Here are some testimonials from employers who recruited from us and currently have elite employees working for them:

"I must thank PushCV for providing candidates to join my team. Since they resumed, they have been totally committed to the job and they will go places with their humility. Thank you for your great assistance"
- Olatunbosun Raji, Sales Manager, ARM Life

"Recruiting has always been a chaotic activity for young companies like ours. PushCV was able to streamline the process for us by giving us easy
access to a ready pool of talent. We hired fast and we're pleased with the candidates."
- SAMUEL-BIYI Olaoluwa, Co-Founder, SureGifts

"We are extremely impressed with Pushcv.com SmartRecruit Service. We got a ton of resumes and most were from individuals with all the qualifications that we needed. We had no problem coming up with a pool of candidates to talk to and ultimately hired ones that came to us through the web site. I was amazed at how quickly we started getting resumes once we applied. The website is very employer friendly and the job posting was easy for us to set up. We will definitely use the site again in the future."
- Human Resource Manager, Hotels.ng

"PushCV has helped me to reduce the time my vacancies spend on other job sites. The candidates have been exceptional. I am definitely using Smart Recruit, long term"
- Abiola Akinyele, Director, Forextime Ltd.

The employers and companies recruiting from PushCV are clearly visible on https://www.pushcv.com/companies There is a huge drive for many other companies to recruit using PushCV in the coming months, and we will surely keep you posted.

Neyozak:
@all, I wanna suggest dat we need not to be economy in our choice of words as regard d whole nonsense. And so,let us counter these hustlers the same way we publicized dem. Let share d force impression on Facebook, twitter, whatapp, google plus,BBM etc and make d whole world know dat these guys are d most dangerous scammers ever seen since d beginning of d world.
I specially wanna call on gurus on animation and graphics in d house to upload file dat we depicts d force impression of these useless hustlers and we begin to share 4rm der........

Caucasian:
Weeds growing on this our land portion? NO.

We will not take it (Revolt).

Mrtidier, I summon you here. Abadone that cave.

Abdulleh , come out of your purgatory.

Enigmatique, leave your sepulchre. Show up.

Minus uyosolo

I give u all 3 days maximum to reach here

Caucasian:
Hello ladies and gentlemen,

I sincerely apologize for my untold absence for sometime now. It is a feeling of qualm on my spirit for my inactions to formerly take excuse or worse yet, announce my abscond.

But truth be told, My mental conditions deteriorated quite dramatically and so abruptly that i inescapably had to participate in a 'lunacy Emancipation Programme' initiated by the British Psychiatrists Association(BPA) in maitama, Abuja. There were legions of fresh and experienced graduates who were beneficiaries of the scrupulous free treatment programme and to my greatest surprise, uyosolo was a participant and fellow comrade in the struggle for eternal sanity.

Joyously for me, We were in thesame ward for merely a week before further MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging) Scan proved that he is conspicuously suffering from an overdose of hallucinogens and amphetamines in his neurology/cerebral vessels And this reason explains his intermittent violent rage between sane conducts. Medical recommendations suggested that he should be transfered to a pertinent ward and be lobectomized before his condition advances to chronic epilepsy. We missed his displays when he left.

Towards the end of his successful surgery, information came to his surgeon that his betrothed was contemporaneously suffering pre-delivery complications in the Labour room arising from pyloric stenosis of the baby.

Goodnews has it that they are now doing fine and almost better. He will be coming here too soon to enliven the thread and for Thanksgiving to God when he returns from Offshore. And as for me, I am very glad and thankful that my condition has improved to a considerable level below average

Greetings to u all once more on my ephemeral return

mrtidier:
Where are y'all? I had an interview yesterday(Not PushCV of course). It was insane!!! 4 gurus vs yours sincerely. I nearly bit my tongue

Ayolaw2003:
Funny enough....some people were printing the certificate with grade 1 colour printers and adding to their educational qualifications.

Ayolaw2003:
Funny enough....some people were printing the certificate with grade 1 colour printers and adding to their educational qualifications.

somtex:
Hello,

We realize that many people or companies have not been vocal about PushCV getting them jobs or PushCV filling their vacancies, that isn't something that we, as a company have control of.

Since the minute the Elite Employee Quest (Batch A) was concluded, we have been placing and have placed multiple candidates in various positions within organizations including banks and oil companies. Many large organizations have shortlisted people from our database but their interview process is external and out of our control, but we are able to keep up and follow up with these companies via calls for updates.

Here are some testimonials from employers who recruited from us and currently have elite employees working for them:

"I must thank PushCV for providing candidates to join my team. Since they resumed, they have been totally committed to the job and they will go places with their humility. Thank you for your great assistance"
- Olatunbosun Raji, Sales Manager, ARM Life

"Recruiting has always been a chaotic activity for young companies like ours. PushCV was able to streamline the process for us by giving us easy
access to a ready pool of talent. We hired fast and we're pleased with the candidates."
- SAMUEL-BIYI Olaoluwa, Co-Founder, SureGifts

"We are extremely impressed with Pushcv.com SmartRecruit Service. We got a ton of resumes and most were from individuals with all the qualifications that we needed. We had no problem coming up with a pool of candidates to talk to and ultimately hired ones that came to us through the web site. I was amazed at how quickly we started getting resumes once we applied. The website is very employer friendly and the job posting was easy for us to set up. We will definitely use the site again in the future."
- Human Resource Manager, Hotels.ng

"PushCV has helped me to reduce the time my vacancies spend on other job sites. The candidates have been exceptional. I am definitely using Smart Recruit, long term"
- Abiola Akinyele, Director, Forextime Ltd.

The employers and companies recruiting from PushCV are clearly visible on https://www.pushcv.com/companies There is a huge drive for many other companies to recruit using PushCV in the coming months, and we will surely keep you posted.

enigmatique:

Good. Let's set next week Saturday/Sunday as a deadline for the submission of our drafts, then we'll JOINTLY choose one or agree to merge 2 or 3 of them together. Agreed?
cc Caucasian, Neroski, mrtidier, and Pinkieblue

mrtidier:



You all left! I had to abscond too!