buygala:


Stale


Be original for once in your life....

Don't make us believe that your mother's breast-milk was wasted on you

Blood of Nicodemus!!!!

Guard it very well,else e go meander,had one before,same day i kidnap am same day e release hmself

IceSplash:
Hmm

Lolz @your dp

thaoriginator:
Ain't he/she cute?

I was just rehersing around wit my blaaw and I saw dis guy strolling around too. I said "hi" and picked it up. I will train it up till it gets big, what is their favourite food pls anyone knows?

...i bet that tortoise is in trouble tonite...bro..be gentle!!

zeetyzin:
Wow...soo cute..used to have one back in secondary school...I took it to school one day and one crazy teacher flushed it down the school toilet...still vexed..
Eerrm, dey love earthworms,bread, and sometyms eba....although, they myt not eat the first weeks of rearing them....all u av to do is force feed it....just hold one of its limbs(front) firmly for some seconds. It'll wanna break free, thereby opening its mouth to bite, u den quickly stick a piece of bread in its mouth...easy hun?....they are fun to be woth tho

Lmao...that's very nice broo..
Lol

inb4 people start posting about eating tortoise

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That thing can release serious foul gas eeehn

Pinkiedearie:
Their favorite food is hot porridge..

Cc ..culled from our primary school story book..
*the greedy tortoise

Not just porridge but the concoction that the medicine prepare for tortoise to give his wife to get pregnant, tortoise like that porridge a lot as told by our primary school story book.

ok

[quote author=thaoriginator post=34099685]Ain't he/she cute?

I was just rehersing around wit my blaaw and I saw dis guy strolling around too. I said "hi" and picked it up. I will train it up till it gets big, what is their favourite food pls anyone knows?[/
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Dis one na Tortoises ninja

That's a Turtle

hmm their favorite food should be porridge...

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thaoriginator:
Ain't he/she cute?

I was just rehersing around wit my blaaw and I saw dis guy strolling around too. I said "hi" and picked it up. I will train it up till it gets big, what is their favourite food pls anyone knows?

feed her wif propaganda n watch her become anoda version of beremx!

do you live in a forest/bushy area...

Pinkiedearie:
Their favorite food is hot porridge..

Cc ..culled from our primary school story book..
*the greedy tortoise

If male, his future wife will be called Yanibo, guaranteed.

thaoriginator:
Ain't he/she cute?

I was just rehersing around wit my blaaw and I saw dis guy strolling around too. I said "hi" and picked it up. I will train it up till it gets big, what is their favourite food pls anyone knows?

rehearsing with blaaw. hmmmmmm. skunk abi igbo?

thaoriginator:
Ain't he/she cute?

I was just rehersing around wit my blaaw and I saw dis guy strolling around too. I said "hi" and picked it up. I will train it up till it gets big, what is their favourite food pls anyone knows?

You stay in the north right? That's where these things show up regularly.

My big brother had one that stayed with us for several months until my dad forced him to throw it away. He didn't even agree but took it to a Gardner at the state zoo. I wonder what became of ceasar. That was it's name

geemeshin:

Lolz @your dp

D tortoise s nt cute jor

thaoriginator:
Ain't he/she cute?

I was just rehersing around wit my blaaw and I saw dis guy strolling around too. I said "hi" and picked it up. I will train it up till it gets big, what is their favourite food pls anyone knows?

dats one of ur decendants

thaoriginator:
calm down. Im goin to treat it like my child. If I dont keep somethin or someone else may even harm it.

Glad you elect to care for a messenger from the gods unlike one Americana that killed a harmless green messenger from the gods.

Once you've debriefed and decoded the message from the gods do let us know why PMB has elected to keep us all guessing his next moves. If par adventure some personal messages where sent form my ancestors don't hesitate to PM.

The ark of the gods has tabernacle with you o obed edom.

OP, wait till the native doctor wey get am locates u in his secret mirror and comes knocking...

U and the tortoise go do one year IT for the babalawo!

It's scary

buygala:
Send it to GEJ
They are blood-brethren

DRY

Tallesty1:
Is it edible?

FFO! Try d shell a start

Pinkylilly:
Op they are after you and you are happy

I dey suspect you. na only u dey follow all the pretty girls for nairaland. .

u no follow any man

u be feminist ni?

abi u be?

How much

thaoriginator:
Ain't he/she cute?

I was just rehersing around wit my blaaw and I saw dis guy strolling around too. I said "hi" and picked it up. I will train it up till it gets big, what is their favourite food pls anyone knows?

its main food is garri n g/nut am sure

They like cassava leaves,beans,normal food but you can google it up though...