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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:33am On Jul 05, 2015
dharay88:
so in one sentence,
Ladyboss1 interrupts d fight by stepping into my ring anih0w huh..? angry angry

Ohk, undecided

Let's hang it der f0r tonyt.
A wonderful sh0w it has been...
I draw d curtains here...


[size=14pt]show ended at;;;[/size]



[size=17pt]darkene drebel 4-5 fun lord.[/size]
cool
Oya what question did u want to ask ?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:34am On Jul 05, 2015
funlord:


Lala its not your matter dear! I only want 2 teach your friend some respect and show him his level as far as I am concerned! It aint about you, its about his _stupidity!

Ok cuz it was upsetting me to see u guys at it
Im happy u let it go thanks smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:35am On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Mass was quick today Morning ppl smiley
Gd morning Ladyboss1. So you're catholic..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:36am On Jul 05, 2015
Brandnew2:

Gd morning Ladyboss1. So you're catholic..

Yh .. Just cuz their service is quick

Morning smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:41am On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Yh .. Just cuz their service is quick

Morning smiley

I attended an Anglican church as a kid and church service was abysmally long. I couldn't bear it back then, probably why I'm allergic to going to church now. undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:43am On Jul 05, 2015
Brandnew2:


I attended an Anglican church as a kid and church service was abysmally long. I couldn't bear it back then, probably why I'm allergic to going to church now. undecided

Yh dats y i stick to catholic church
Attend sing one two hymns collect communion ( i dont)
Sprinkle holy water n out . 30 mins
1 hour max if i have do confession lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:46am On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Yh dats y i stick to catholic church
Attend sing one two hymns collect communion ( i dont)
Sprinkle holy water n out . 30 mins
1 hour max if i have do confession lol

Who does confessions? Can't trust no damn priest with my secrets. It rather dies with me.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:50am On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Ok cuz it was upsetting me to see u guys at it
Im happy u let it go thanks smiley
grin
LadyBoss1:


Ok cuz it was upsetting me to see u guys at it
Im happy u let it go thanks smiley

I don't know why the sicko can't have a convo without name dropping my moniker, or visiting my threads etc! "He decided to embarrass you and himself" not me! And I don't have time for his young shallow ways so wtf! For the record I would advise you to tell your so called "friend" 2 please stay the _fuck off my lane, mentions and my way! Even as a joke! Cause I don't play, I'm too grown up to play childish games! Cause believe me we are not and will never be on the same level! Ever! I believe if you go through all my posts from yesterday, any rational person would see he had it coming! That's how I get down! But I can assure you any day he still comes at my moniker with any _fuckery I will gladly serve him another hot plate! Happy sunday dear!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by piicity(m): 9:52am On Jul 05, 2015
How was ur 9th
LadyBoss1:
Morning
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:53am On Jul 05, 2015
piicity:
How was ur 9th

Ok ish
Went to bed a bit late
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by tohpahz(f): 9:57am On Jul 05, 2015
ideykwum:
Do I get a song too? I need a night nurse!



Go get urself a nyt nurse den!!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:58am On Jul 05, 2015
funlord:
grin

I don't know why the sicko can't have a convo without name dropping my moniker, or visiting my threads etc! "He decided to embarrass you and himself" not me! And I don't have time for his young shallow ways so wtf! For the record I would advise you to tell your so called "friend" 2 please stay the _fuck off my lane, mentions and my way! Even as a joke! Cause I don't play, I'm too grown up to play childish games! Cause believe me we are not and will never be on the same level! Ever! I believe if you go through all my posts from yesterday, any rational person would see he had it coming! That's how I get down! But I can assure you any day he still comes at my moniker with any _fuckery I will gladly serve him another hot plate! Happy sunday dear!

Ok
But i chat to him same way i chat to others , same way u also chat to other users its not a frienship we on a forum .
N my name was mentioned cuz u both were chating about that incidence .. So its nothing embarassing .. Just didnt want u guys to get banned over it
But since u say its about other issues then i wont butt in , only did cuz both of u mentioned me a few times.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by piicity(m): 9:58am On Jul 05, 2015
grin I know now,i check ur profile,you slept after 1am and i even saw you but i was unable to post cos of the ban the antispam gave me @ 11pm
LadyBoss1:


Ok ish
Went to bed a bit late
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:00am On Jul 05, 2015
piicity:
grin I know now,i check ur profile,you slept after 1am and i even saw you but i was unable to post cos of the ban the antispam gave me @ 11pm
not happy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by piicity(m): 10:03am On Jul 05, 2015
Why?
LadyBoss1:
not happy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:04am On Jul 05, 2015
piicity:
Why?

Ppl n der bullshit
sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:05am On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Ok
But i chat to him same way i chat to others , same way u also chat to other users its not a frienship we on a forum .
N my name was mentioned cuz u both were chating about that incidence .. So its nothing embarassing .. Just didnt want u guys to get banned over it
But since u say its about other issues then i wont butt in , only did cuz both of u mentioned me a few times.

Your missing my point! I have no issues whatsoever with "your friend", how can I? I'm not broke and I'm not a rapper so we can't share anything in common! He was hurt because a Friend of mine in norway who they paired him up with in the couples competition asked me about him on what's app, and I told her straight up, don't give "the kid" any information about your kids or personal ish, before he one day does to her what he did to you! And I told her to tell him that FUNLORD said it if he asks! Is it a lie that he snitches? And anyone who asks me again will get the same details! Because that's what your friend is! Changing monikers can't hide that fact! Please I don't join issues with kids, I only slap the taste out of their mouths!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by piicity(m): 10:07am On Jul 05, 2015
Which thread and what happened there
LadyBoss1:

Ppl n der bullshit sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:09am On Jul 05, 2015
funlord:


Your missing my point! I have no issues whatsoever with "your friend", how can I? I'm not broke and I'm not a rapper so we can't share anything in common! He was hurt because a Friend of mine in norway who they paired him up with in the couples competition asked me about him on what's app, and I told her straight up, don't give "the kid" any information about your kids or personal ish, before he one day does to her what he did to you! And I told her to tell him that FUNLORD said it if he asks! Is it a lie that he snitches? And anyone who asks me again will get the same details! Because that's what your friend is! Changing monikers can't hide that fact! Please I don't join issues with kids, I only slap the taste out of their mouths!

Y u keep using the word " your friend"
U know what it ok
Do whatever its like ur trying throw digs for no reason .. What did i do now b
If so eone apologises to me n i accept it done .. We cant all be like u or the way u want ..
Its like ur trying to provoke un neccesary issue saying " your friend "
Anyway its cool thanks for letting me know wht u rlly think
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:09am On Jul 05, 2015
piicity:
Which thread and what happened there

Nothing im out
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:12am On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Y u keep using the word " your friend"
U know what it ok
Do whatever its like ur trying throw digs for no reason .. What did i do now b
If so eone apologises to me n i accept it done .. We cant all be like u or the way u want ..
Its like ur trying to provoke un neccesary issue saying " your friend "
Anyway its cool thanks for letting me know wht u rlly think

Ok dear! Anyway I'm done with it anyway cause I always keep it moving! Just take care and enjoy the rest of your weekend!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by piicity(m): 10:15am On Jul 05, 2015
Let me guess,the incident happened at NL couple test, am i right
LadyBoss1:


Nothing im out
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:17am On Jul 05, 2015
funlord:


Ok dear! Anyway I'm done with it anyway cause I always keep it moving! Just take care and enjoy the rest of your weekend!
Uve upset me but its cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:17am On Jul 05, 2015
piicity:
Let me guess,the incident happened at NL couple test, am i right
Never mind
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 10:20am On Jul 05, 2015
funlord:



grin

Now let me show you how a jobless DON puts to bed this son a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called BLACK SHITE REBEL" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants! Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!"
I don't even need to remind other monikers about who or what kind of "_fuckboy" you are! We all know about your abject displays of "asinine, stupidity and antipathy" that you show with all your mentions and posts on every thread you comment on! After you normally type your 2 favourite words" _fucktard and _retard," Suprisingly every word you type is simply an accurate description of YOURSELF, and I'm sure "_fucktard and _retard must be the nicknames you and your _tranny lover use at night when _fucking and sucking each other off in ecstasy at your permanent _faggots abode located under the oshodi expressway bridge! You never create any topic or thread of fun or substance on NL, since you are obviously dumber than a freshly born baby piglet, while you delight in begging female op's or newbies who are only trying to enjoy the NL experience! You spend your time searching for grammatical errors, or hurling insults on peoples threads as if it is a job that "webster and microsoft" pays you for, while forgetting that your own posts are normally residential areas for all sorts of gbagauns, made up words and hogwash! You call people who have the courage to put up their pictures ugly, while forgetting that no one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant"! And anyway you even look better from the back so thanks for sparing us your "freddy kruger dp!"
You were recently banned for over a month for being foolish once again, and when you came back from your well deserved vacation in a guantanamo style gulag, the only people that ended up missing you and welcoming you back were other rejects like yourself! That's not suprising since "misery loves company innit?" No one even noticed your "pap smear like ass" was gone, NL was like a utopia for all, since the sad sacked, emotionally unstable _sperm drinker called "biatchrebel" was gone! Is it my fault that you menustrate! Why are you so obsessed with the LORD by the way? Oh you want to have a lick of my anus too? Well Too bad primate! I'm not gay like you! Was it my fault that your abject _stupidity mixed with your incompetence at wooing lala247 caused numerous monikers to deactivate? As usual you would deny these facts as always due to your unstable and bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "gay _cocks", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little ape" into a "DIRTY, DYSLEXIC, SCUZZY, COWARDLY, ASEXUAL, ABSTEMIOUS YOB!" All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, wack rhymes, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny! I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity! I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant."
Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BOY who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a brother like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago!
Anyway let me christen you as I christen all newly reformed _fools that have been blessed by my special brand of "wu theraphy"! As from now on you are ordered to report to any thread whenever I "cc the following new titles which you have earned and deserve" :
1: BLACK SKIRT WEARING REBEL
2: BLACK_SHITTY REBEL
3: BLACK SLUTTY REBEL
4: BLACK TRAMP REBEL
5: BLACK BUMBACLART REBEL
6: BLACK_TRANNY REBEL
7: BLACK REBELLIOUS_TWAT
8: BLACKSHEEP
9: BLACKPANT
10: BLACKFART
These are your NEW and ONLY monikers! So I also hope the viewing public takes note so that they know how to relate to a _wanker like you from today henceforth! So how do you feel now ro-beast? Have you enjoyed how "I have publicly pulverized your bones and turned them into liquid milk? Or have you enjoyed having me use your true life story to visually slap you across that monstrosity you refer to as a face with a force similar to that of my 12 gauge shotguns bullets when it penetrates your decaying and virus ridden corpse?" Good! At least now you know your rightful place in life is "bowing and cowering in fear close to my kneecaps"! Whether by force or of your own will you "little _bitch"! Let this merciless assault marinate in that your lame brain so that it may spark your sparse intelligence into life! Because sadly, You were born with a big handicap, and that is your BRAIN and you and I both know that If your IQ was any lower you would trip over it constantly! "Now kindly _FUCK OFF and GET LOST, you _stupid, inconsequential, vapid, disease ridden, _shit stabbing, sewer dwelling, muck raking, bottom feeding bloody nincompoop"! Your younger sisters _vagina seriously needs my attention! Swerve..............................................This way!

Guy seriously don't tell me you had the time and energy to type this just for one person!!!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:22am On Jul 05, 2015
Hugs redgem sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:23am On Jul 05, 2015
Maybe i should deactivate again so they can have peace cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by piicity(m): 10:24am On Jul 05, 2015
Why don't you want to tell me Pls tell me now
LadyBoss1:

Never mind
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:25am On Jul 05, 2015
piicity:
Why don't you want to tell me Pls tell me now
Not chating anymore
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 10:26am On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Hugs redgem sad
Good morning mam...*hugs and pecks*

Did you go to church?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:27am On Jul 05, 2015
redgem:


Good morning mam...*hugs and pecks*


Did you go to church?
Yh was in a good mood before
Now ....
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 10:27am On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Maybe i should deactivate again so they can have peace cry

Why do you want to deactivate?

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