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Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 1:27pm On Jul 05, 2015
oochi123:
. Hahahaa! U bad gan. I don laf tire. Most ladies play hard to get cuz guys re only interested in sleepin wit a babe.
Lol. That's my point; why do ladies "play" hard to get, when they "are not" hard to get. They just "play" it. Why?

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Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 1:29pm On Jul 05, 2015
tunnamania11:

The worst part of it is that, when u finally have a gf, she would be your number one known enemy.
And sometimes, funny enough, as soon as you have a girlfriend, they'd start coming. embarassed undecided

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Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 1:30pm On Jul 05, 2015
drlawizle:


My guy stop wasting your time advising women dat know exactly what they're doing. You think women are dumbb? They're not oh...a woman will rather Cucumbate than have sex with a Man she feels no Sexual attraction for unlike a Man dat can straff a 101year old punnany just to quench Konji.

Men are different from Women so it's important you know that so you won't need all ds vituperations. She will form if she feels no Sexual attraction but she might not tell you cos she's waiting for when she'll feel it or she's getting something else from you, but once she feels it you'll know and she'll be d one who'll feck you sef.
Mhmmm. Sounds logical though.

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Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by ikorodureporta: 1:30pm On Jul 05, 2015
So, somebody fit go market go buy cucumba come chop, without knowing say na used one... Even all thez dodo & borlli sef... grin

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Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by winnieberry(f): 1:32pm On Jul 05, 2015
[quote author=JoeCutie post=3549927why wont a lady act like she isnt instrested in sex when every where u go,guys always condenm ladies who indulge in sex:y arent u a virgin,u are a prostitute as if ladies dont have sex urges.i dont agree wit d'lady using cucumber to pleasure herself wen guys re around but guys talk anyhow,they have sex wit a lady and d'nxt ting she is cheap haba.And ironically most of her accusers use soap or vaseline to ease themselves off.A cucumber wont insult her fr having sex wit it or mock her or gossip her about.

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Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by Orikinla(m): 1:33pm On Jul 05, 2015
There is nothing like the real thing. Especially when you can perform. I am also Orikinla in bed. Girls who resort to using banana, cucumber, Love Machine and vibrator are those whose guys cannot perform.
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 1:41pm On Jul 05, 2015
winnieberry:
[quote author=JoeCutie post=3549927why wont a lady act like she isnt instrested in sex when every where u go,guys always condenm ladies who indulge in sex:y arent u a virgin,u are a prostitute as if ladies dont have sex urges.i dont agree wit d'lady using cucumber to pleasure herself wen guys re around but guys talk anyhow,they have sex wit a lady and d'nxt ting she is cheap haba.And ironically most of her accusers use soap or vaseline to ease themselves off.A cucumber wont insult her fr having sex wit it or mock her or gossip her about.
Calm down, sister. I understand. Now, tell me, being insulted by a guy or guys, and being in the situation the girl in question found herself in, which would you prefer?

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Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by iykedare(m): 1:44pm On Jul 05, 2015
rheether:
That girl get mind ooo.. So UNN boys dick small?? No wonder she went for a cucumber.


Talk talk talk

Have you had anyone the size of cucumber?
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by IYANGBALI: 1:44pm On Jul 05, 2015
asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around
how many of the lions have devoured you?
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by iykedare(m): 1:47pm On Jul 05, 2015
winnieberry:
[quote author=JoeCutie post=3549927why wont a lady act like she isnt instrested in sex when every where u go,guys always condenm ladies who indulge in sex:y arent u a virgin,u are a prostitute as if ladies dont have sex urges.i dont agree wit d'lady using cucumber to pleasure herself wen guys re around but guys talk anyhow,they have sex wit a lady and d'nxt ting she is cheap haba.And ironically most of her accusers use soap or vaseline to ease themselves off.A cucumber wont insult her fr having sex wit it or mock her or gossip her about.

So na to use cucumber?
And we wonder why their cu,nts dey wide?

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Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by asadike(f): 1:51pm On Jul 05, 2015
IYANGBALI:
how many of the lions have devoured you?
d same amount that devoured you.
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by coolshegs10(m): 2:04pm On Jul 05, 2015
Pineapp:
The cucumber cucumbated her cucumbling and made her cucumblate..

..hnmlooks more like a report from a chemistry guru.
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by IYANGBALI: 2:07pm On Jul 05, 2015
asadike:
d same amount that devoured you.
I have lost count tongue
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by pbs4real(m): 2:09pm On Jul 05, 2015
datalossvictim1:
I can't even use a broom stick shocked cucumbers are massive. Nawa oo
Hmmm!lipsrsealed
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by pbs4real(m): 2:22pm On Jul 05, 2015
Lilyalacutey:
are u Ok at all.? mtchewwww
who u refering to,or re u also a fan of C. . . . . . .lipsrsealed
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by pbs4real(m): 2:25pm On Jul 05, 2015
Happiness87:
2fingers at least would have saved her this embarrassment wink

get well soon dear.

kindly desist from making jokes of her situation, we all have little secrets.
galz with formingtongue prob a guy wld have bin chyking her nw and she would be forming voltron, hence making cucumber her only companion. .
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by asadike(f): 2:26pm On Jul 05, 2015
IYANGBALI:
I have lost count tongue
tongue same here.
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by Happiness87(f): 2:29pm On Jul 05, 2015
pbs4real:
galz with formingtongue prob a guy wld have bin chyking her nw and she would be forming voltron, hence making cucumber her only companion. .
a girl will not always be with a guy all the time, swear that you don't masturbate
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by pbs4real(m): 2:29pm On Jul 05, 2015
rheether:
That girl get mind ooo.. So UNN boys dick small?? No wonder she went for a cucumber.
so if ur kpansher get small tin,u sef go use cucumber shey
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by pbs4real(m): 2:34pm On Jul 05, 2015
Happiness87:
a girl will not always be with a guy all the time, swear that you don't masturbate
i dey crazeshocked wen i get it at free-will from ma gal. . .
N:B am nt a sex freak,a nymph i meant.
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jul 05, 2015
JoeCutie:
And sometimes, funny enough, as soon as you have a girlfriend, they'd start coming. embarassed undecided
That's when I would make her regret what she did. No matter the seduction, I would never give her chance. grin
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by pbs4real(m): 2:39pm On Jul 05, 2015
Happiness87:
becareful what you wish for …
trust me u gna enjoy it. .tongue
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by pbs4real(m): 2:42pm On Jul 05, 2015
kestolove95:
if gurlz cucumbate den guys handibate undecidedif gurlz cucumbate den guys handibate
dnt tel me u luv cucumberingshocked
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by dunkem21(m): 2:44pm On Jul 05, 2015
asadike:
' and great art thou in science and in arts,and other realms of learning, thou are art sublime'.


Respect greatest gbogbo ..It shows in your writing, spelling, punctuations ..

It is really where the nations potentials brood in the nest ..
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by no2fuks(m): 2:46pm On Jul 05, 2015
everybody does it big deal
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by dwayni: 2:51pm On Jul 05, 2015
asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

Flashing them b00bs? Now let's cucumbate, shall we
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jul 05, 2015
no... the real thing - real life cucumbating.

Surejobsng:
like criosly grin









Online cucumbating grin grin grin grin
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by pbs4real(m): 2:56pm On Jul 05, 2015
IYANGBALI:
I have lost count tongue
i trust u. . . Iyangbali 1 of NLgrin
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jul 05, 2015
dwayni:


Flashing them b00bs? Now let's cucumbate, shall we
safe journey......


Some galz sef..afta cucumbatin nd widen their cvnt like WELL/BOREHOLE,they claim they are virgins.

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Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by Superman11(m): 3:16pm On Jul 05, 2015
asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around



aaah see your mouth like Lions ..because you are getting a fistfull doesn't mean everyone is..
so are you attending UNN? I believe that they are now planting Cucumber farms every where near u .
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by Happiness87(f): 3:18pm On Jul 05, 2015
pbs4real:
i dey crazeshocked wen i get it at free-will from ma gal. . .
N:B am nt a sex freak,a nymph i meant.
i see…, but You can't tell me that you have not wanked since you were born even though you have a babe, when she's not available or you are bored don't tell me you are not tempted to touch
Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by pbs4real(m): 3:21pm On Jul 05, 2015
Happiness87:
i see…, but You can't tell me that you have not wanked since you were born even though you have a babe, when she's not available or you are bored don't tell me you are not tempted to touch
i cnt rem ever doing such. . Nyc ass u gatcheesy

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