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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 4:57pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
He's already codedly begging me to leave him. Read his last posts and see him tell me to leave him alone severally. And that he doesnt have my timegringrin
grin
Sinnzu:
He's already codedly begging me to leave him. Read his last posts and see him tell me to leave him alone severally. And that he doesnt have my timegringrin

After all you know what they say..."_Bitch niggers always talk shite before they abandon ship!"

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:


I could say the same for the witless gibbon that spread her skimpy legs to receive 1gram of soured s£men fom the infamous village's drunkard.

if only your father had stuck to anal s£x, by now you would have been dripping from your mother's wizened buttcrack... ✘
You not making sense mahn... Take your mothers used tampoon outta your mouth b4 you talk to meundecided

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
Running outta digits makes it higher nah? Are you usually this dumb or are you giving a free promo today??cheesycheesy


so when someone's I.Q is said to be running out of digits it means the person is getting smarter?
you are a stark illiterate



Thesonofmark ...come & see this olodo here..cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:00pm On Jul 05, 2015
funlord:
grin

After all you know what they say..."_Bitch niggers always talk shite before they abandon ship!"
we all know darkenedrebel is a manbitchgrin. If only he had me on bbm now, he go screenshot our chats come show unagringringrin what an absolute eediot!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:01pm On Jul 05, 2015
[size=19pt]sinnzu 1-1 darkenedrebel[/size]


borinq punchlines tho.! angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:03pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:



so when someone's I.Q is said to be running out of digits it means the person is getting smarter?
you are a stark illiterate



Thesonofmark ...come & see this olodo here..cheesy
how are those wack rhymes coming? You done stealing em?? You need small money for studio session YES? Ok. Unfortunately i dont invest in barren projects bro, you musical career was dead before you were born. Bish azz nigga. Wanabe rapper!grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:03pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:


I could say the same for the witless gibbon that spread her skimpy legs to receive 1gram of soured s£men fom the infamous village's drunkard.

if only your father had stuck to anal s£x, by now you would have been dripping from your mother's wizened buttcrack... ✘
ooooh my.! cry cry

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:04pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
You not making sense mahn... Take your mothers used tampoon outta your mouth b4 you talk to meundecided


when did Arkham asylum patients start gaining access to mobile phones?

I already told you that your mother should have swallowed you with a chilled bottle of Pepsi & we wouldn't have had to endure the wimps of a non-intuitive delusional freak of nature.
I bet your brain cells are like the moonwalk dance- cos they operate backwards.

keep replying & I'll keep farting in your nostrils. ✘

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:06pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
i heard thats the exact same sheet that transpired to produce a maggot like you. If only your stewpeed father had known better that to wash and re-use his condoms, the mistake that spawned a smelly phlegm like you would never have occured. Furkin manbish!
fuçk.! shocked

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 5:07pm On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:

What services can u provide grin
Has the interview started already? grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:07pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:



when did Arkham asylum patients start gaining access to mobile phones?

I already told you that your mother should have swallowed you with a chilled bottle of Pepsi & we wouldn't have to endure such a non-intuitive abomination of nature.
I bet your brain cells are like the moonwalk dance- cos the operate backwards.

keep replying & I'll keep farting in your nostrils. ✘
I told you bro, quit sucking dicks! You've gat a brain seriously stained with pre-cum now you think like an imbeci.le high on dried rhinocerous shite!angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:08pm On Jul 05, 2015

Aren't these dudes tired of this? Just back-and-forths, not even jaw-dropping punchlines . Drop it already. :undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:09pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:



when did Arkham asylum patients start gaining access to mobile phones?

I already told you that your mother should have swallowed you with a chilled bottle of Pepsi & we wouldn't have had to endure the wimps of a non-intuitive delusional freak of nature.
I bet your brain cells are like the moonwalk dance- cos they operate backwards.

keep replying & I'll keep farting in your nostrils. ✘
FART.? grin Like dsssss....
& plx don't fart in my ring...!
Don't even do daht.! angry

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Kolade354(m): 5:11pm On Jul 05, 2015
KingTom:
Coconut oil wink
Oshey dokita wa ni forum yi.......... Choose btw Ladyboss1 and prettythicksme as take-home gift......Do anyting u want with one of dem Tonite!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:11pm On Jul 05, 2015
current scoreboard;;
##as e dey cold sha## angry


[size=18pt] sinnzu 1-2 darkenedrebel[/size]
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:12pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
how are those wack rhymes coming? You done stealing em?? You need small money for studio session YES? Ok. Unfortunately i dont invest in barren projects bro, you musical career was dead before you were born. Bish azz nigga. Wanabe rapper!grin


may Armadioha impregnate your mother with 5 albino midgets & may her sordid uterus get impaled on an Ebola infected kirpan.

keep vomiting gobbledygook while I'm bludgeoning your cum-soiled face with solid facts..✘
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:14pm On Jul 05, 2015
Kolade354:
Oshey dokita wa ni forum yi.......... Choose btw Ladyboss1 and prettythicksme as take-home gift......Do anyting u want with one of dem Tonite!
shocked cheesy kingtom is my junior bro,so he cant do me cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:14pm On Jul 05, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Aren't these dudes tired of this? Just back-and-forths, not even jaw-dropping punchlines . Drop it already. :undecided


there isn't about punchlines

shebi he has the stamina & time to waste. we would continue till he stops replying.. his choice grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:14pm On Jul 05, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Aren't these dudes tired of this? Just back-and-forths, not even jaw-dropping punchlines . Drop it already. :undecided
plz tel 'em.! angry
Seemz dey tired
so no better lines & I'm wasting my energy officiating dia shiii†.


Oya yhu come here, thr0w me bad-àss line make i chest am,
Let 'em see wah I'm talkinq abt.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:15pm On Jul 05, 2015
dharay88:
current scoreboard;;
##as e dey cold sha## angry


[size=18pt] sinnzu 1-2 darkenedrebel[/size]
chaiiiii cheesy cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:15pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:



may Armadioha impregnate your mother with 5 albino midgets & may her sordid uterus get impaled on an Ebola infected kirpan.

keep vomiting gobbledygook while I'm bludgeoning your cum-soiled face with solid facts..✘
I still take swipes at the way you reason cos am yet to see you actually use a strand of brain cell from your pea-shaped medula.


You're a child of the public school system arent you? Why am i not surprised?? If your kids are our future leaders then i'lld rather shoot myself now! Dumb ignorant motherfuker
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 5:16pm On Jul 05, 2015
kinglekan:
Addonbilive it.
Except I taste. grin
Don't worry....will send it through pm cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 5:16pm On Jul 05, 2015
I'm loving this duel grin grin grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:17pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:



may Armadioha impregnate your mother with 5 albino midgets & may her sordid uterus get impaled on an Ebola infected kirpan.

keep vomiting gobbledygook while I'm bludgeoning your cum-soiled face with solid facts..✘
Oh shocked shocked 0h Laaaaaawwwwd av mercy na.! cry cry cry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:18pm On Jul 05, 2015
dharay88:
plz tel 'em.! angry Seemz dey tired so no better lines & I'm wasting my energy officiating dia shiii†.

Oya yhu come here, thr0w me bad-àss line make i chest am, Let 'em see wah I'm talkinq abt.
LOL. These guys have killed my appetite. It's long-drawn and boring.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:20pm On Jul 05, 2015
prettythicksme:
chaiiiii cheesy cheesy
hey wlcm.
just take d middle seat, cool
I wunt charge yhu ⁴d ticket fee cuz u na my girl.

Watch ds everlasting e-brawl like its no ones biz.!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:



there isn't about punchlines

shebi he has the stamina & time to waste. we would continue till he stops replying.. his choice grin
Return to your village mehn, you're depriving them of an _idiot grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
I told you bro, quit sucking dicks! You've gat a brain seriously stained with pre-cum now you think like an imbeci.le high on dried rhinocerous shite!angry



& what you are is a hideous minuscule dingleberry & a maladjusted disease-ridden cacophonous catastrophic son of a niggardly Sapele night watchman with the moral discipline of a juvenile 2 year old suffering from polio.

I bet if you fell into a soakaway pit you'd blend perfectly well..✘

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:24pm On Jul 05, 2015
redgem:
I'm loving this duel grin grin grin
grin
redgem:
I'm loving this duel grin grin grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:25pm On Jul 05, 2015
I'm seeinq tinz...
Fyter-rebel is taking his momentum higher wid manageable punchlines.

This myt b brutal f0r sinnzu.! cry cry


++can he respond.? Let's see...++
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:26pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:




& what you are is a hideous minuscule dingleberry & a maladjusted disease-ridden cacophonous catastrophic son of a niggardly Sapele night watchman with the discipline of a 2 year old suffering from polio.

I bet if you fell into a soakaway pit you'd blend perfectly well..✘
are these the vocabs?cheesy i wont argue with you man, the best part of you ran down your mothers legs so its no shock that God made you share d same i.Q with a maize plant!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:28pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
Return to your village mehn, you're depriving them of an _idiot grin


I will return only after I've fÜck your mother's corpse in your father's presence...

I'll cum in her wooden casket then write R.I.P on her gravestone with your sister's menstrual fluid for the month of July.✘

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