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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:28pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:




& what you are is a hideous minuscule dingleberry & a maladjusted disease-ridden cacophonous catastrophic son of a niggardly Sapele night watchman with the moral discipline of a juvenile 2 year old suffering from polio.

I bet if you fell into a soakaway pit you'd blend perfectly well..✘

shocked shocked shocked FUÇK.! FUÇK.!! FUUUUUÇK.!!! @Underlined.

This is near finishing...fuçk i†.!
Dude yhu crazy, easy na.... cry cry

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:30pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
are these the vocabs?cheesy i wont argue with you man, the best part of you ran down your mothers legs so its no shock that God made you share d same i.Q with a maize plant!

Corn Brain? Damn!

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
are these the vocabs?cheesy i wont argue with you man, the best part of you ran down your mothers legs so its no shock that God made you share d same i.Q with a maize plant!


you can go consult the oracle in your grandmother's village..


& maize plants don't possess brains or I.Q's ..

your simile was just as faulty as your conception.✘
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:



I will return only after I've fÜck your mother's corpse in your father's presence...

I'll cum in her wooden casket then write R.I.P on her gravestone with your sister's menstrual fluid for the month of July.✘
more nonsense.... Smh if you gat nuffin to do with the brain bro simply donate it in for research. You stupidity reeks to high heavens man, you shud think about piercing your navel so you can hang the air-freshener thereundecided

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Kolade354(m): 5:32pm On Jul 05, 2015
prettythicksme:
shocked cheesy kingtom is my junior bro,so he can do me cheesy
Doctor Kingtom where are thou!! This is Free food grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jul 05, 2015
Kolade354:
Doctor Kingtom where are thou!! This is Free food grin
He cant do me!!! cheesy cheesy give him ur babe
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 5:35pm On Jul 05, 2015
Kolade354:
Oshey dokita wa ni forum yi.......... Choose btw Ladyboss1 and prettythicksme as take-home gift......Do anyting u want with one of dem Tonite!
Na two of them I wan carry, is it allowed? grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 5:36pm On Jul 05, 2015
prettythicksme:
shocked cheesy kingtom is my junior bro,so he cant do me cheesy
I can do you grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jul 05, 2015
KingTom:
Na two of them I wan carry, is it allowed? grin
shocked na me go kill u for house i swear cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:37pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
more nonsense.... Smh if you gat nuffin to do with the brain bro simply donate it in for research. You stupidity reeks to high heavens man, you shud think about piercing your navel so you can hang the air-freshener thereundecided

air-freshner for navel.?
C'mon, he shouldnt die yet mahn. cry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
more nonsense.... Smh if you gat nuffin to do with the brain bro simply donate it in for research. You stupidity reeks to high heavens man, you shud think about piercing your navel so you can hang the air-freshener thereundecided

look who's talking about airfreshners...
weren't you the same rattus rattus responsible for the deaths of 16 innocent airfreshners just last week?

based on the account I heard, they said the unbearable & putrid stench of your farts sent those poor creatures to their early graves
It is only a poor man's food that produces extremely offensive & foul-smelling farts....

your butthole is a serial killer cheesy

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:38pm On Jul 05, 2015
KingTom:
I can do you grin
cheesy U no fit!!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:38pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:



I will return only after I've fÜck your mother's corpse in your father's presence...

I'll cum in her wooden casket then write R.I.P on her gravestone with your sister's menstrual fluid for the month of July.✘
stfu man! You'll never be the man that your mother ischeesy

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:40pm On Jul 05, 2015
ohk ppl,
The scoreline ryt...

cheesy Here yhu av it;;



[size=19pt]sinnzu 2-4 darkenedrebel[/size]
cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 5:42pm On Jul 05, 2015
AgapeCharis:
After all is said and done, it still won't help ronald4 lif. grin grin

undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:44pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:


look who's talking about airfreshners...
weren't you the same rattus rattus responsible for the deaths of 16 innocent airfreshners?

based on the account I heard, they said the unbearable putrid smell of you farts sent those poor creatures to their early graves
It is only a poor man's food that products offensive farts.. cheesy
You just proved you're a complete eediot brocheesy. A spineless swine with a brain the size of a beettle sheet. If i wanted to kill myself, i would jump from your ego to your i.Q, yea, thats how low you go. You cancerous cretin!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:46pm On Jul 05, 2015
enjoying the battle so far, waiting to crown the winner, finish hard guys.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 5:46pm On Jul 05, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


Ronald, don't mind Chairs. I bet he has about 50 Obahiagbon videos on his phones. tongue


AgapeCharis is only interested in gambolling about with anything bearing 'f' and doesn't have the time to listen to Honorable Patrick. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
stfu man! You'll never be the man that your mother ischeesy


why would I want to be the man my mother is?
are your cognitive faculties on maternity leave or has your bonce been flooded with excrementitious matter?
is my mother a male? your illiteracy is legendary.

remove the p£nis in your buccal.. it's obviously obstructing the free flow & transmission of intelligence from whatever is left of your depleted brain to your flea-infested mouth cos all you have been expectorating are gibberish crap.
wazzock plonker ✘

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:48pm On Jul 05, 2015
dharay88:
ohk ppl,
The scoreline ryt...

cheesy Here yhu av it;;



[size=19pt]sinnzu 2-4 darkenedrebel[/size]
cool
u are next to fight. Get ready.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jul 05, 2015
MrCork:
....dyamm....I want to piss but too lazy to go upstairs to toilet number 3...I live in a 4 bedroom hosuse alone with 3 toilet wink
so how is that our business on nairaland? because you have pit latrine we should deactivate our nairaland account or what?
Mtchewwwww (no offiennce)

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:49pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
You just proved you're a complete eediot brocheesy. A spineless swine with a brain the size of a beettle sheet. If i wanted to kill myself, i would jump from your ego to your i.Q, yea, thats how low you go. You cancerous cretin!
choi.!!
Jumping punches.!
grin grin grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:


look who's talking about airfreshners...
weren't you the same rattus rattus responsible for the deaths of 16 innocent airfreshners just last week?

based on the account I heard, they said the unbearable & putrid stench of your farts sent those poor creatures to their early graves
It is only a poor man's food that produces extremely offensive & foul-smelling farts....

your butthole is a serial killer cheesy
Saying you are a nitwit is a gross insult to the great nitwits worldwide!angry I told you to upload a pic of you so we can see the NEW FACE of stupidity but you cant right?? Your face looks like it caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer!angry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jul 05, 2015
dharay88:

hey wlcm.
just take d middle seat, cool
I wunt charge yhu ⁴d ticket fee cuz u na my girl.

Watch ds everlasting e-brawl like its no ones biz.!
esu beleke cheesy cheesy i swear na swollen eyes u go carry at d end of dis fight.shebi u knw how to record scores ba?no worry i go soon laugh u cheesy ***calling dark and sinnzu to face dharay*** cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 5:50pm On Jul 05, 2015
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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay88: 5:50pm On Jul 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
u are next to fight. Get ready.
u wish.!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:50pm On Jul 05, 2015
booqee:
so how is that our business on nairaland? because you have pit latrine we should deactivated our nairaland account or what?
Mtchewwwww (no offiennce)

...sweery am in London...u ther in Nigeria....do u hav toilet? undecided

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 5:51pm On Jul 05, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Aren't these dudes tired of this? Just back-and-forths, not even jaw-dropping punchlines . Drop it already. :undecided

I dey here dey wonder ooo. Its just about time Ishi0ve puts an end to this lame tittle tattle. undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jul 05, 2015
darkenedrebel:



why would I want to be the man my mother is?
are your cognitive faculties on maternity leave or has your bonce been flooded with excrementitious matter?
is my mother a male? your illiteracy is legendary.

remove the p£nis in your buccal.. it's obviously obstructing the free flow & transmission of intelligence from whatever is left of your depleted brain to your flea-infested mouth cos all you have been expectorating are gibberish crap.
wazzock plonker ✘
I guess you were never told that you were fathered by a sorry excuse for a man. B1tch they say two wrongs dont make a right. Ask your parents for more insights cool

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:52pm On Jul 05, 2015
dharay88:

u wish.!
lol, someone is scared, u are to face the winner of this e-war.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by vjsmiles: 5:53pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
are these the vocabs?cheesy i wont argue with you man, the best part of you ran down your mothers legs so its no shock that God made you share d same i.Q with a maize plant!

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
You just proved you're a complete eediot brocheesy. A spineless swine with a brain the size of a beettle sheet. If i wanted to kill myself, i would jump from your ego to your i.Q, yea, thats how low you go. You cancerous cretin!


you are confoundedly subliterate malefactor ..
all of these are stolen disses... ✘

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