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You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by Duuzsz(m): 6:53pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
wow! are you watching pastor Chris communion service now? he has just been told by the spirit of God,by prophesy about comedians just now... He said and I quote: The spirit of God said i should tell the comedian NOT to Ever use Pastors to make jokes.. if you do! Your life will be a LAUGHTER'S which mean when people see them they will marvel and say "is this You" their life we so reduce! If you are a comedian ... pls obey the word of God that is coming to you by God! A word is enough for the wise..! pls make this front-page for people to see. |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by nedupel(m): 6:57pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Duuzsz:Abeg make God speak of the day boko haram bombing go end. Comedian life have been a Laughter since Adams. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by pretydiva(f): 7:09pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
The pastor has a point tho. These comedians should learn 2 crack their jokes wit out making mockery of God nor his servants. The fear of God is d beginning of wisdom 1 Like |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by ahizih(m): 7:18pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Lols like say dem don talk de one wey pain am, prophecy prophecy! Since Elijah,Elisha,Ezekiel dem go,all dis new ones nw are money chasers. 1 Like |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by Duuzsz(m): 10:30pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
ahizih:Where do you worship? |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by Akeelahtunez(m): 10:37pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
D truth is in d days of elijah&elisah does dat made jokes abt dem were tore by a bear or suffered its consequences,I understand wat pastor chris meant dere but @d same time sum pastors are making a joke out of God and his works, dat he shd av also prophesied abt cus u&i can't quantify d abominable acts sum so called pastors commit dis days 1 Like |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by kromoto: 10:38pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
How about these Men of God living up rightly with no blemish for anyone to condemn? |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by ahizih(m): 10:49pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Duuzsz:My forefathers shrine,originality of Africa. Btw dis one u asked,do u want to worship wit me? 1 Like |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by hahn(m): 12:00am On Jul 06, 2015 |
nedupel: I even want to know when Nepa will bring light. If only god can shed more light on this ill really appreciate the info 1 Like |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by ShakurM(m): 6:46am On Jul 06, 2015 |
[b]Akpors The PASTOR ![]() Last week, Pastor Akpors told the church members, that he saw a vision that he should pray for all working class members of the church. So he said all church members should bring their working tools this week sunday. As he was starting the program, he said everybody who brought their working tools, should stretch it forward and face him. (All members did as he said) Tailors stretched their Scissors towards him. Teachers stretched their Chalk towards him. Bankers stretched their Pen towards him. And about 15 members of the church who were hunters and Police Men, also stretched their Guns towards him. (Not noticing there were gun pointed at him) Pastor Akpors said to all the workers to start making use of their tools as they do in their normal way of life. Tailors started clipping their scissors. Teachers started moving their Chalk Bankers started signing with their Pen And the 15 members with Guns released their erroneous bullets towards Akpors. . Akpors has been flown to Germany for treatment over 15 bullet wounds. We pray he survives[/b] 1 Like |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by Bsmartt(m): 6:53am On Jul 06, 2015 |
The message is long overdue because nowadays pastors even invite them to the church program in the name of Gospel comedy. This can never happen in a mosque because Muslims separated worship from comedy. The religious leaders should act fast! |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by modskiller(m): 7:22am On Jul 06, 2015 |
Abeg make somebody warn A.Y |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by thorpido(m): 8:11am On Jul 06, 2015 |
Bsmartt:hmmm,muslims are very religious people. |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by Skywalker5(m): 9:02am On Jul 06, 2015 |
This is how extremism starts. For years, people have been making mockery of christianity but every christians ignores it.I don't see how this is a problem. Even UK that brought us religion still makes jokes about it |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by rusher14: 10:46am On Jul 06, 2015 |
He should shut the front door. Pastors fleecing their congregation deserve to be taunted and ridiculed. Anyway, they are both entertainers. 1 Like |
Re: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by Afrok(m): 10:59am On Jul 06, 2015 |
So make ppl no laugh again after donating ( sowing seed) their hard earned money to church? |
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