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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:01pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
i myt not even witness the interview, who's getting interviewed?undecided
undecided
Sinnzu:
i myt not even witness the interview, who's getting interviewed?undecided
I think its son of mark and someone else! Not 2 sure! Anyway I will just put my ipad near the game so that I go dey peep the page! No wahala
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by piicity(m): 7:02pm On Jul 05, 2015
Am very gratefull dear.THANKS AND BE WAITING FO A PM FROM ME BUT NOT THROUGH NL SHA OO. The name is K**S*a*
LadyBoss1:

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jul 05, 2015
piicity:
Am very gratefull dear.THANKS AND BE WAITING FO A PM FROM ME BUT NOT THROUGH NL SHA OO. The name is K**S*a*
Okay oh
Mr james bond
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by pbs4real(m): 7:04pm On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Lol no ohh
Dont even know self .. My security grin
dt guy like u wella ooh. . . So hold am tightcheesy Piicity am campaigning for u real hard ooh.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 7:05pm On Jul 05, 2015
Twaci:
Like thief shey? I know smiley
I nor talk thief oooo!!
BTW, your 'crushbase' just dey increase oooo. smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 7:05pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
i wana go refreshgrin. I'll be backgringrin
okay, i will be waiting.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:06pm On Jul 05, 2015
pbs4real:
dt guy like u wella ooh. . . So hold am tightcheesy Piicity am campaigning for u real hard ooh.

When guysz been on list since days of Adam
They will just kill him off ..... His like number 1004

U urself are 998 tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 7:07pm On Jul 05, 2015
redgem:


Nah....will send the food via pm
How I go con take knw say u sabi cuk pass ur frnd? undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Twaci(f): 7:08pm On Jul 05, 2015
kinglekan:


I nor talk thief oooo!!

BTW, your 'crushbase' just dey increase oooo. smiley

I dunno whachu talking about... undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 7:09pm On Jul 05, 2015
MrCork:



...sweeery plis can I ask u for a big huge ordinary simple nice quick favour? smiley


Lol Mrcork you can ask....but it shouldn't be annoying
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 7:09pm On Jul 05, 2015
Twaci:
I dunno whachu talking about... undecided
You won't know. undecided
Does Dyg**** ring a bell?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jul 05, 2015
redgem:



Lol Mrcork you can ask....but it shouldn't be annoying

Lols here we go
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jul 05, 2015
kinglekan:


You won't know. undecided

Does Dyg**** ring a bell?


Hehehe so dat guy hmm okay oh
U don inform me today.. His in trouble
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by pbs4real(m): 7:11pm On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:


When guysz been on list since days of Adam
They will just kill him off ..... His like number 1004
hahahacheesy Well it dozn't mtr the numb, wat mtrs is "love" and be sincere to u. . .#jezkiddingtho
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:11pm On Jul 05, 2015
funlord:



You really are the most _stupid goat I've ever met on NL! Since you think I am sinzu So let me just bury you once and 4 all So that you can get the message loud and clear U degenerate demagogue

& you are a precociously decadent small-minded mass of existential impotence.
the highest concentration of human stupidity can be found in the caverns of your flaccid mind.

is that why you snitch on every female behind my back offline telling em' to stay clear of darkrebel?
your idiocy is larger than your great-grand father's compound. ✘


funlord:

Listen child! You've spent all night crying and all day frowning while furiously searching threads, stealing rhymes and insults, trying to cover the shame of the epic disgrace I gave you last night! But unfortunately I have ensured that your reputation as a biatch, a snake and a snitch is now set in stone! Your biatch nigger statue will be unvieled soon, and it will be located in front of your former "faculty of arts block in unilag" to serve as a severe warning to other students on how not to end up as another ignorant statistic such as yourself after graduation! If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid, and people like you need to wear helmets on a daily basis so that even when you walk into doorways or gates you don't get injured! That's how daft you are!


this is what happens men fail to use condoms.
a vapid & chronically flatulent vagabond like yourself should have been dumped in a lunatic's rectum or better still splashed all over your mother's pimples-decorated face.
how does rhymes, unilag or any of the hokum you scribbled up there bear any relation to the topic on the table?
I can catch eye cancer if i continue reading this dross & rummage so I'm gonna save myself the trouble✘

funlord:

I wanted to ask you how old you are, but I know you can't even count that high! This your moniker "darkend biatch rebel" should be changed to one that is more befitting of your status as a world reknowned BASIC _IDIOT! , maybe you should start calling yourself the "rebellious mathematics man", because all you ever do on NL or anywhere you find yourself in life is to add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance! You are very similar to the AIDS virus, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and you are solid proof of why everyone should always use protection

opines an unconscionably vulgar polisson &a urine-reeking nauseating assault on all the senses of a mortal.
even a blind man can see how mentally degenerated you are.
a masturbatory coma-inducing object of execration & a foot mat to a door of benightedness & nescience is what you were destined to be anyway. I must say that I am quite glad that you've started embracing your kismet & fate. keep the flag of your foolishness waving boy.✘



funlord:

The facts are scattered all over for the world to see, we were all witnesses to your cowardice, just because you got your ugly chimpanzee looking ass tossed by a very friendly girl, you resorted to emotional blackmail and caused her to deactivate! True or false? [s]You were caught in the hip hop section for stealing bars,! True or false? You always talk money shite but your broke ass that is supposed to always have cash is always looking for contributions for your "sufferman rap tournaments"! Can't you sponsor them yourselves?[/s] Mr OWO! By the way ,were is your album after all these years you dunce? No funds abi? Even most of your rap section homies have now crossed over and built alliances with each other against you because of how you have snitched, dissapointed or embarrassed them with your snake like ways! True or false?

the facts are scattered all over the world where only funlord resides, & that of course is a world populated by reprehensible reprobrates & buttock-rimming wantons with funlord as their town leader.
keep lala out of your frustrations & vitriol. she is not the reason you are retro-cranial inverted or a dull-witted spawn of a mad scientist.

everyone here is tired of your boring flashbacks & your incessant reiteration of that deadened subject. It only proves how obsessed you are with lala & the darkrebel.
unfortunately for you i don't need chromosome-deficient test tube experiments as my acolytes or fans, so you can as well get off my back or die an unnoticed libertine gossiping harlot like your doltish mother.

rap is not a career but a hobby to me like i have always said, but since you keep hammering on it then it is safe to say that nairaland is only place you have a life.
outside the confines of this forum you are nothing but leach-covered blob of quivering slime that can barely afford 3-square meals a day. you know it is true. ✘


funlord:

[s]Your the same BASTARD that threatend to send "eiye boys" to some rappers in the rap section were you not, you also made the same threat to sinzu because he was giving you a "visual root canal"? True or false? Since you and everyone else knows that these list of charges against you are FACTS with ample evidence to back them up, why are you so pained?[/s] A good moniker name is better than riches but yours has been consigned to the toilets of history forever! You can never rebuild your rep here again na! Why can't you get that into your thick, expired condensed milk filled skull? I on the other hand have a stainless reputation on NL because unlike you I trample on bullies or fake _fucks like you for kicks and come to the rescue of the meek! Men, dude the sad reality about your life is this, you sir are a BIATCH, you come from a long line of biatches, pimps, crack hoes, harlots,_retards, scallywags, crackheads and yokels in your family tree so the fact that you are similar to them in traits and character is not suprising to any of us! While you spend your lonely anti social days and nights writng "wack, mad rapper-esque colonial rhymes" I am busy writing "cheques" like diddy! I told you last night that you are the epitome of a glorified "chibok boy" who does not know his place in society! You belong at the lower rung of societies totem pole! If dignity was money, you could maybe at least buy a fanta with yours. That is your level kid! Whenever I flick through your posts, I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a _moron is. I always get the perfect definition of one from reading the garbage you write and refer to as "posts" for us to read everyday and for free too. [s]Meanwhile check through my threads or posts on NL compared to yours, I'm known for steadily dropping mad knowldege, reasonable advice, funny quotes and threads to make people happy on a whim because I'm here to have fun! But you on the other hand are an "ass[/s]


@bold..
I was not wrong when i said you have no life outside NL.
cheesy see a grown adult bragging about his stainless record on nairaland & yet he has a bank account suffering from lung cancer. hehe

your family tree needs to be uprooted permanently since it won't stop producing stooges & bunglers.
putrid all-befouling arbitrary dereliction of genetics & a shameless nairaland-addicted acrid smog of oppressively caustic oral effluvium.
you are the reason i now hold my nose online cos sharing the same air with an inane vermin like you can be very detrimental to the health.

you think all those wack vocab you expectorate aimlessly are gonna save you?
this is not an e-duel, I'm only putting your generation on verbal punishment. ✘



funlord:

Now! My words hurt don't they? The truth is bitter innit? [s]You wish I could just have a heart attack right now don't you? So that your rag of a moniker, reputation and life can receive some modicum of relief from my visual darts and ferocious style of vitriolic showers abi? never _fuckface! I'm still here! Now I would advise that you kindly stop spamming your lords mentions and get the hell out my world, YOU disease ridden, abrasive goat! Its a sin you know?[/s]

your words are as bitter as the fact that you are probably never gonna make it in life & that you are gonna be a schlemiel forever.

when you get home tonight tell your mama these words- ' your 1stborn son is waste' ✘

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Twaci(f): 7:11pm On Jul 05, 2015
kinglekan:


You won't know. undecided

Does Dyg**** ring a bell?

Haba na! Is that why ur eyes are going from white to green? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:13pm On Jul 05, 2015
redgem:



Lol Mrcork you can ask....but it shouldn't be annoying

..Ok I will try to make it sound romantic....anyways...My *kondo* keeps standin every 5 second for no reason & wudunt calm down....so I waz wondarin.....could u kindly send me any of yor picture wearin Thong... Thanks! smiley

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:13pm On Jul 05, 2015
pbs4real:
hahahacheesy Well it dozn't mtr the numb, wat mtrs is "love" and be sincere to u. . .#jezkiddingtho

U no well ohh
How do u know dis guy u refuse to tell me .. I go hire orivate NL detective
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 7:14pm On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Hehehe so dat guy hmm okay oh U don inform me today.. His in trouble
Yes oooo!!
Twaci gat dem plentyyyy!! Sweeet babe. smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 7:15pm On Jul 05, 2015
kinglekan:
How I go con take knw say u sabi cuk pass ur frnd? undecided
Lol!! You will taste it na... grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 7:15pm On Jul 05, 2015
Twaci:
Haba na! Is that why ur eyes are going from white to green? cheesy

Yes naa!! grin

Dem too much wey dey eye u.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:16pm On Jul 05, 2015
Redgem ... U got beautiful dreamy eyes
Wow u so pretty
I can stare at them all day
By the way i got four brothers grin .. Dont worry money dey grin what do u say .. Make we pay bride price

N i can tell dat bey bey stuff is true tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:18pm On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Redgem ... U got beautiful dreamy eyes
Wow u so pretty
I can stare at them all day
By the way i got four brothers grin .. Dont worry money dey grin what do u say .. Make we pay bride price

N i can tell dat bey bey stuff is true tongue

^^^Lessssbian ALERT!!!! shocked

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:19pm On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Redgem ... U got beautiful dreamy eyes
Wow u so pretty
I can stare at them all day
By the way i got four brothers grin .. Dont worry money dey grin what do u say .. Make we pay bride price

N i can tell dat bey bey stuff is true tongue
javascript:void(0);

..I shud be sayn that...NOT YOU...stealin my lyrics..abi? angry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 7:19pm On Jul 05, 2015
MrCork:


..Ok I will try to make it sound romantic....anyways...My *kondo* keeps standin every 5 second for no reason & wudunt calm down....so I waz wondarin.....could u kindly send me any of yor picture wearin Thong... Thanks! smiley


You are not serious....don't you have babes around or just download nude pictures online?

Ladyboos1 come and hear Mrcork
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:20pm On Jul 05, 2015
MrCork:

javascript:void(0);

..I shud be sayn that...NOT YOU...stealin my lyrics..abi? angry

Lol .. Shes brown lol not lite skin
U taking her as one of ur wives ?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:21pm On Jul 05, 2015
redgem:



You are not serious....don't you have babes around or just download nude pictures online?

Ladyboos1 come and hear Mrcork

Dat cork for u his kondo only stand for pretty chics ..
Just laugh hun
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by piicity(m): 7:21pm On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:

When guysz been on list since days of Adam They will just kill him off ..... His like number 1004
U urself are 998 tongue
check ur email,it is alreay sent
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:21pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
The evening's already passed here oo. Its almost 10. I'm gona go eat bread(i really enjoy the bread) and soon after, i'll go have a drink at the pub and maybe get to know a few females before hitting the sac... Its pretty much like every normal eve for me shaa.

What type of bread?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 7:21pm On Jul 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Redgem ... U got beautiful dreamy eyes
Wow u so pretty
I can stare at them all day
By the way i got four brothers grin .. Dont worry money dey grin what do u say .. Make we pay bride price

N i can tell dat bey bey stuff is true tongue


Hahahahaha...I'm blushing

Thanks dear...come pay oh
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:21pm On Jul 05, 2015
redgem:



You are not serious....don't you have babes around or just download nude pictures online?

Ladyboos1 come and hear Mrcork

...so u cant help a brother out...abi?.....BORING GIRL!! angry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:23pm On Jul 05, 2015
redgem:



Hahahahaha...I'm blushing

Thanks dear...come pay oh
Ahh who no want better sister in law wink
The funny thing is my brother older one hmmm if u see himm im telling u, u go trip
Me i no even fine the boys took all d good looks .. I got a mixed raced one or hlf cast as una dey call am
Which do u want ..

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