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Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(m): 7:13pm On Jul 06, 2015
Let's start grin

1)GHOST SHIT
*The kind of shit when you feel there’s shit coming out, but no shit in the toilet.

2) CLEAN SHIT
*You shit it out, see a shit in the toilet but nothing on the tissue.

3) WET SHIT
*After wiping plenty times you still feel unwiped. *Pukes*

4) SECOND WAVE SHIT
*You’re done Pooing, you’ve pulled up your pants and realize u need to shit some more.

5) POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD SHIT
*You strain so much to get it out you feel like you’re having a stroke.

6) GASSY SHIT
*So noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

7) DRINKERS SHIT
*It leaves the most noticeable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet.

cool THE I WISH I COULD SHIT
*You wanna shit but all u do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. *Agege Bread Customers* grin

9) WET CHEEK SHIT
*It drops so fast it splashes water on your butt cheeks. *Irritating*

10) THE DANGLING SHIT
*The one that refuses to leave your ass you need to shake it off. cheesy

11) THE SURPRISE SHIT
*You’re about to fart but BAAAMMMM! IT’S A SHIT!!!

Lol, no matter how beautiful or rich you are I'm sure you’ve experienced one or more of those shit type.

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Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Slimzjoe(m): 7:21pm On Jul 06, 2015
grin
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Precious91(m): 7:25pm On Jul 06, 2015
poo post cheesy.kidding op
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by witnezHD(m): 7:40pm On Jul 06, 2015
shiit post
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by rheether(f): 7:49pm On Jul 06, 2015
I will never poo in a guys place..
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Emmaville(m): 7:51pm On Jul 06, 2015
PhD in madness..
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Slimzjoe(m): 7:53pm On Jul 06, 2015
rheether:
I will never poo in a guys place..

Who Asked you
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(m): 7:54pm On Jul 06, 2015
Emmaville:
PhD in madness..
Who? You
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(m): 7:55pm On Jul 06, 2015
witnezHD:
shiit post
angry
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(m): 7:56pm On Jul 06, 2015
Precious91:
poo post cheesy.kidding op
No Time For E-Warriors?? Welcome to my world cheesy
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jul 06, 2015
rheether:
I will never poo in a guys place..
you wey I know wey do am four times last week.

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Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Precious91(m): 7:57pm On Jul 06, 2015
Ragner:

No Time For E-Warriors?? Welcome to my world cheesy
abi na.Just kidding,bro
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jul 06, 2015
op learn how to poo when u want to bath or bath immediately after pooing that way you will save us from this your type of poo post
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by witnezHD(m): 8:01pm On Jul 06, 2015
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(m): 8:03pm On Jul 06, 2015
Precious91:
abi na.Just kidding,bro
So which Kind shit you dey Regularly Drop?
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(m): 8:04pm On Jul 06, 2015
masterchi:
op learn how to poo when u want to bath or bath immediately after pooing that way you will save us from this your type of poo post

Doesn't matter when I Do it... My Observation Skills will still Take Note grin
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Emmaville(m): 8:11pm On Jul 06, 2015
Poo experts everywhere..

Puuahhhhh!!
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(m): 8:13pm On Jul 06, 2015
Emmaville:
Poo experts everywhere..
Puuahhhhh!!
angry Hypocritical !!
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Emmaville(m): 8:15pm On Jul 06, 2015
Ragner:
angry Hypocritical !!

U re one of dem..


Has five trophies at Poo..
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jul 06, 2015
Ragner:


Doesn't matter when I Do it... My Observation Skills will still Take Note grin
hmmmm now you sound like u are jobless.
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(m): 8:31pm On Jul 06, 2015
masterchi:
hmmmm now you sound like u are jobless.

I know where this is going so I'll Rather Stop here

Cheerio
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(m): 8:31pm On Jul 06, 2015
Emmaville:

U re one of dem..

Has five trophies at Poo..
Na God grin
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jul 06, 2015
Ragner:

I know where this is going so I'll Rather Stop here
Cheerio
Nay it wasnt. Nice attitude u.
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by coolebux(m): 9:03pm On Jul 06, 2015
Shit don de worry me na
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by berrieblizzie(f): 11:17pm On Jul 06, 2015
i will officially reward u as *the poo activist*
Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(m): 11:44am On Jul 07, 2015
berrieblizzie:
i will officially reward u as *the poo activist*

Lol.....

Am honoured grin

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