Emeraldcute:
Hbkj

Cutehector:
u dnt hav to fight for ftc na... Its not a competition.. Thunder has fired introvert's network btw

Cutehector:
We attract wat we allow...

lilmaaxfidel:


and gurls are not wickedwicked

Emeraldcute:
i knw u were thinking of dat spot

misspicy:
@ronald4lif.....she might not af noticed and I cant blame her cause sumtyn like that happened to me too.
So I met dis guy on fb,some years back,we became frequent chat buddies,he has nice pictures on his fb profile mostly dressed in suit with a lovely smile.2years after we became fb friends he asked to meet up n we did.this guy arrived at our meeting point an open relaxation centre looking hagard,dirty cloths,worn out sandals and a putrid body odour. I was so disgused that I faked a call immediately and excused myself before I faint from the stench of body odor.


Sorry for this epistle but I expected to see a well dressed man like his pictures denoted.

kay29000:


LMAO!!! You girls dey try o! I guess it is events like this that make girls harsh. Lol!

misspicy:

Yes nah...some guys are so not cool. Its hard for you to see a girl going on a date dressing hagard.They might not be what they potrayed too tho.

Emeraldcute:
I just read dis n i must confess, it the de simplified definition of TRASH

kay29000:


Yea...but I remember back in 2004, I got to know this girl from a radio call-in program. There was no Facebook back then, so I didn't see her till we finally met. She had an angelic voice on the phone, but when I saw her, I was disappointed. She had a limp, and one very eye. Well, it is not her fault that she had those problems, but I would have felt better if she told be before hand.

IamLEGEND1:
Legend was out with an unknown bae.

legend was making small talk with unknown bae.

unknown bae was obviously feeling legend's swag.

unknown bae was starting to make sèxual passes at legend.

unknown bae was getting all hot & bothered.

legend was feeling like A stud.

unknown bae then asked legend to lean in and whisper something sexy in her ear.

legend felt the request came across as weird.

unknown bae understood and decided to seize the initiative.

unknown bae leaned in & began to whisper sweet nothings in legend's ears.

Legend was beginning to like where this escapade was headed

legend decided to reciprocate.

legend leaned in close.

and legend saw a trailer load of ear wax.

unknown bae's ear was stuffed to the brim with ear wax.

legend couldnt swallow his saliva properly

legend excused himself to the bathroom

NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!!!!

Emeraldcute:


Not funny at all, not even interesting.... Trying again

misspicy:
@ronald 4lif.....she might not af noticed and I cant blame her cause sumtyn like that happened to me too.
So I met dis guy on fb,some years back,we became frequent chat buddies,he has nice pictures on his fb profile mostly dressed in suit with a lovely smile.2years after we became fb friends he asked to meet up n we did.this guy arrived at our meeting point an open relaxation centre looking hagard,dirty cloths,worn out sandals and a putrid body odour. I was so disgused that I faked a call immediately and excused myself before I faint from the stench of body odor.


Sorry for this epistle but I expected to see a well dressed man like his pictures denoted.

Cutehector:
We attract wat we allow...

Monikween:
gbam!

ahsekeena:
A number of us have experienced this,if not everybody.


A hell date is exactly what it is,hell-on-a-date!





I've been on a few horrible dates but I think this one takes the cake.

Happend in 2006 or so. Met this guy via social media(when social media was a bit safe),he seemed cool,put together and all,please,pictures can be decieving. We became friendly but we never exchanged numbers and decided to hook up one saturday like that. I met him at the pool side of a popular hotel and was shocked to see him. First off,he was not particularly what I'd excpected,the guy in the pictures was ok looking but this guy standing before me was horrible looking.

We both wore matching outfits! I was weraring a white top,dark blue jeans and white sneaks,he was dressed exactly the same way. If there's one thing I hate,its matchy matchy outfits. Ok,I ignored and managed to smile,we exchanged pleasantries and I heard his voice and saw his teeth at the same time,o lawd! I don't know which hit me first but I'm sure I blanked for 10seconds. He had this thick ibo accent,this loud voice,the teeth were so brown. I knew instantly that the date had ended even before it begun.



We managed to get a good spot by the pool,he ordered some wine and he had the guts to get cigarette,who smokes on a first date,for real?. If there's any thing I hate,its a touchy feely type of guy,a guy who'ld try to hold your hands,touch your face,place his hand on your thighs(eeew),well it was this guy! I manged to give monosyllabic answers to his questions.he started talking about marriage,how his mum would love me,how he would take me to dubai,how his shoes costs sooo much! I think the ice breaker was when he said "baby,make we go collect room chill",like kill me!


I excused myself,told him I wanted to make a call and use the bathroom. I knew If I didn't make my escape then,I wouldn't make it out of that date alive. So,I left the hotel,without telling him. Forgive me!




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