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Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lucksonlight(m): 11:28am On Jul 08, 2015 |
The July 2015 Global communion service with Pastor chris has been a glorious experience of the wisdom section and power of God. The praise and worship section was led by Eben and the prayer section was led by pastor Deola. By the inspiration of the Holy spirit, pastor Chris give answer to questions in the question and answer section. He also warned comedians never to joke with men of God. 'Don't joke with pastor they occupy a sacred office'. When God wants to destroy a man he sends him against a prophet(man of God). He said there are many things to joke or play with but not with a man called by God. Hmmm, a word is enough for the wise 27 Likes 9 Shares
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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Ishilove: 11:34am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Very true. Men of God carry a high anointing and one should be careful when using them as butts of jokes. 40 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 11:34am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Hmmmmmmm |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by asumo12: 11:35am On Jul 08, 2015 |
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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Heyliesha(m): 11:35am On Jul 08, 2015 |
let them hear |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by mrlycan: 11:35am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Hmmmmm....Dont mess with the Zohan..... 5 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by lekjons(m): 11:35am On Jul 08, 2015 |
MTN be like, follow Pastor Chris on "things/people you musn't joke with" send 'DJWP' to 33325 abosolutely free(incomplete)...........................................................................................................................................................*after 6hrs probably by midnite* NEXT MSG ...for 3 days!! ![]() ![]() ![]() 18 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Ishilove: 11:35am On Jul 08, 2015 |
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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by laveed(m): 11:35am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Even if i dont see what to joke with... It wouldnt be a man of God 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by dapsoneh: 11:35am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Dat's a word for comedian AY nd d rest 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by doublewisdom: 11:35am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Why? But some pastors mock God. 41 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by HopeAlive14(m): 11:36am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Neither judge them. Let He who called them be their judge. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by pet4ril(f): 11:36am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Ok I hear |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by rekeson: 11:36am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Well said Pastor... All these our unfunny comedians no dey fear God at all. 2 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 11:36am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Very true. A whole lot of these actress/actors and comedians think they can just go around cracking and filming their jokes /plays trying to make fun out of a quote or religion issues. You have to respect God. He is your creator. God has created so many inanimate things and animate ones and has given you brains to make fun out of numerous things without hearing religion issues. 3 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by mmafhew(m): 11:37am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Indirectly dnt joke with "BUSINESS MEN" 71 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Rastamann: 11:37am On Jul 08, 2015 |
This applies to only pastors that are truely called and ordained by God and not those that feed on the tithe and brainwashing of their followers. 30 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Freiburger(m): 11:37am On Jul 08, 2015 |
b4 nko? U don see who dey Play with fire? ![]() |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by may01(f): 11:37am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Let he that has ears, hear what has been said lest he fall ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Ese00(f): 11:37am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Really? Tell me more |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Freiburger(m): 11:38am On Jul 08, 2015 |
b4 nko? U don see who dey Play with fire? Mafiosi ![]() |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by ileogbenfidel(m): 11:38am On Jul 08, 2015 |
I pity those comedians that thinks they can joke with just anybody and even a man of God, it will be a sorry state for anyone who. Doesn't desist from it. 2 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by princewealthzoe: 11:38am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Love u pastor for talking to me... my pattern of comedy is now changed.. love u my life coach, my mentor, teacher n boss.... 5 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 11:38am On Jul 08, 2015 |
mrlycan: The Zohan will get you. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by mildflame: 11:38am On Jul 08, 2015 |
SHAAARAP u r a JOKE to Pastorhood 22 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by gbabi69: 11:38am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Don't make jokes for your comedy shows with Pastors whether or not you be level in them or not. Even if you don't think they are real. Irrespective of their denomination. It could be dangerous. Have your array of jokes for your comedy shows but keep Pastors or even the church out of it. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Emnyte(m): 11:38am On Jul 08, 2015 |
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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by acidtalk: 11:38am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Don't joke with CRIMINALS he meant right? No be this same gangstaer dey curl hair and say mastur*bation no be sin? Flee as fast as you can from all those people who use the acronym Pastor, Bishop, Apostle, Prophet and the rest to their names. Majority of those so called "man of God" ( Ino kuku know who no be man of God for this earth abi no be God create all of us?). Majority of them are brianwashers, liars, crroks and heartless. They only use their acclaimed religious title to defraud and manipulate people. I have seen two pastors (one in Lekki another on the mainland) who harbor 419 boys in their apartment and share in their loot and well as accept 10% of whatever income the yahoo boys make on each dubious business. "Show me a man who has a conscience and i will show you a man who fears God" - Acidtalk Majority of these religious men will be in the bottom most part of Hell fire on the day of Judgement. By then it will be too late for their "gullible' followers to realize they have been scammed their whole life on heart. 24 Likes |
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Redmosquito(m): 11:39am On Jul 08, 2015 |
[b] Oh Please! I promised I'd stop doing any comments, but mehn! this topic piqued my interest. Minion: Dark Master of Destruction! News reach us. The Nigerian men of God have commanded that they be exempt from all works of comedy. They warn that their highly anointed offices wields great spiritual power. That mockery of that office, is dangerous affair. Hades: Hmm! Lowly minion! The people do not understand, how beautiful it would be if they did. How can one man stand up and say to another "mock me and be done with", in this time and age where even their Presidents and World rulers are used as subject of comedy. Even their Obamas and their Buhari can be freely laughed about, then why not them. Why will he say "do not mock men of God"? Why not say "do not mock God"? Is the man of God not but still a man? A mere buildup of bone and hair like other men. Does blood not still run in his veins? Why does he not say also "respect all men in high places, respect all elected officials, people that weild political power over other people"? He only says "Respect spiritual power" and he remains indifferent to the people that weild all other forms of power. Men should not be ao blinded. They should not forget that Men who claim to have power have wreaked the most destruction and the most beauty upon their world. Do not forget to think with logic. Minion: Dark King! Your knowledge illuminates and baffles me all at once. [/b] 43 Likes 7 Shares |
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