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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by gbabi69: 11:46am On Jul 08, 2015
akoaki:
If people would express their views freely about presidents, ministers, doctors and professors there seems to be nothing wrong about discussing or commenting on pastors.
You are wrong. Life is spiritual. You can express anything you like but be careful with spiritual things.
That's the lesson here.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Israel5(m): 11:46am On Jul 08, 2015
Yes sir
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by sukkot: 11:47am On Jul 08, 2015
lucksonlight:
The July 2015 Global communion service with Pastor chris has been a glorious experience of the wisdom section and power of God. The praise and worship section was led by Eben and the prayer section was led by pastor Deola.

By the inspiration of the Holy spirit, pastor Chris give answer to questions in the question and answer section. He also warned comedians never to joke with men of God.

'Don't joke with pastor they occupy a sacred office'. When God wants to destroy a man he sends him against a prophet(man of God). He said there are many things to joke or play with but not with a man called by God.

Hmmm, a word is enough for the wise
this charlatan need to sit his greedy covetous a5s down

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by ronald4lif(m): 11:47am On Jul 08, 2015
Nonsense upon nonsense. Don't joke with pastors as in who are they?. Nonsense.

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by absoluteSuccess: 11:47am On Jul 08, 2015
okeke00:
chaiiii! chaiiiiiiii! chaiiiii!
Okeke00 you are too much. lucky to be FTC, kudos to MTN.
buhari! kpakurumo go jo dada
tinubu! kpakurumo go jo dada
amechi! kpakurumo go jo dada
GEj! kpakurumo go jo dada
Seun! kpakurumo go jo dada
I rejoice with you in your landmark FTC achievement. We hope to work with you to solidify your efforts in fullness of time. This absolute success, cheers.

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 11:47am On Jul 08, 2015
ollah1:


Don't they all claim they are called by God. They are liars and this is a scripted brainwash story for the gullible ones
"all liars""??...so nobody is truelly called by God according to you??..maybe you should redefine gullible??
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by wisdomiskey(m): 11:48am On Jul 08, 2015
kilode100:


You would ve preferred I lied abi?
I hate telling lies sir.
I am daughter of Zion ni.

grin

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by onweson(m): 11:48am On Jul 08, 2015
Touch not my anointed and my prophets do no harm
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by bosedekemi(f): 11:48am On Jul 08, 2015
Criminals, the pastors fly on private jet,best fastest car, best food, best mansion. The followers are on foot, no house,no food and poor to the core.

All pastors are criminal.

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Emnyte(m): 11:48am On Jul 08, 2015
kilode100:
Yinmu**
If only you know how many pastors, prophets and bishop I ve banged.
All of them na asewo. Mscheww.
no. not all of them
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 11:49am On Jul 08, 2015
sukkot:
this charlatan need to sit his greedy covetous a5s down
it is improper to even call anybody names,talk less of calling a pastor names..don't you think so?
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by zionzoe(m): 11:50am On Jul 08, 2015
Jezeebel.......ur reward will follow ur Generations!
kilode100:
Yinmu**

If only you know how many pastors, prophets and bishop I ve banged.

All of them na asewo.
Mscheww.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by kilode100(f): 11:50am On Jul 08, 2015
Emnyte:
no. not all of them

Are you a pastor?
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by sukkot: 11:51am On Jul 08, 2015
misreal:
it is improper to even call anybody names,talk less of calling a pastor names..don't you think so?
i will slap a pastor if given the opportunity. they are demons. God did not tell you to build churches. any pastor in a church building is a thief. the church is you. the body is the temple

acts 17 vs 24 God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; <<< God does not approve of church buildings built by humans

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by yorubadelta(f): 11:52am On Jul 08, 2015
kilode100:
Yinmu**

If only you know how many pastors, prophets and bishop I ve banged.

All of them na asewo.
Mscheww.


cheesy Nawa o.. aunty, u just dey make me laugh sha
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Emnyte(m): 11:52am On Jul 08, 2015
bosedekemi:
Criminals, the pastors fly on private jet,best fastest car, best food, best mansion. The followers are on foot, no house,no food and poor to the core.

All pastors are criminal.
You are totally wrong, not up to 1% of them live that kind of life.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by tolustx(m): 11:53am On Jul 08, 2015
Rastamann:
This applies to only pastors that are truely called and ordained by God and not those that feed on the tithe and brainwashing of their followers.
So how do u recognize dos thaat are called by God and those that that are not called.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 11:53am On Jul 08, 2015
lucksonlight:
The July 2015 Global communion service with Pastor chris has been a glorious experience of the wisdom section and power of God. The praise and worship section was led by Eben and the prayer section was led by pastor Deola.

By the inspiration of the Holy spirit, pastor Chris give answer to questions in the question and answer section. He also warned comedians never to joke with men of God.

'Don't joke with pastor they occupy a sacred office'. When God wants to destroy a man he sends him against a prophet(man of God). He said there are many things to joke or play with but not with a man called by God.

Hmmm, a word is enough for the wise
angry
HE SAID IT THOSE RELIGION IMBEC1LE

FAKE PASTORS DEY EVERYWHERE DEY CHOP OFFERING MONEY UP A AND DOWN LIKE GOATS.



I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHEN LAST I GO CHURCH undecided
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Freiburger(m): 11:54am On Jul 08, 2015
Ishilove:
Very true. Men of God carry a high anointing and one should be careful when using them as butts of jokes.
Men of God my...

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Emnyte(m): 11:54am On Jul 08, 2015
kilode100:


Are you a pastor?
m not a pastor, But its very unfair to say all of them.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by akoaki(m): 11:55am On Jul 08, 2015
ollah1:


Don't they all claim they are called by God. They are liars and this is a scripted brainwash story for the gullible ones

Every person is equal before God. Many of us who don't parade ourselves as pastors are even more acceptable to God. Everyone of us is called to the service of the Almighty. Medical doctors are more useful to God and humanity than the so called men of god whose main occupation is deceit, self enrichment and cheap popularity.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by nerodenero: 11:55am On Jul 08, 2015
Pakurumo ko jo dada
okeke00:
chaiiii! chaiiiiiiii! chaiiiii!
Okeke00 you are too much. lucky to be FTC, kudos to MTN.
buhari! kpakurumo go jo dada
tinubu! kpakurumo go jo dada
amechi! kpakurumo go jo dada
GEj! kpakurumo go jo dada
Seun! kpakurumo go jo dada
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 11:55am On Jul 08, 2015
sukkot:
i will slap a pastor if given the opportunity. they are demons. God did not tell you to build churches. any pastor in a church building is a thief. the church is you. the body is the temple
does slapping a man that offended you makes you Holier than him??..a church is simply two or more people coming together to worship God,not the building..a wise man is known by his words.be careful on how you use words on people including pastors..
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by OmniSparrow: 11:55am On Jul 08, 2015
kilode100:
Yinmu**

If only you know how many pastors, prophets and bishop I ve banged.

All of them na asewo.
Mscheww.
I'm a prophet. Please bang me.
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by fanex: 11:56am On Jul 08, 2015
your just a make like every other man in the world. the only difference is the God's will. you are not immune to the norms of society. you are not superior.
lucksonlight:
The July 2015 Global communion service with Pastor chris has been a glorious experience of the wisdom section and power of God. The praise and worship section was led by Eben and the prayer section was led by pastor Deola.

By the inspiration of the Holy spirit, pastor Chris give answer to questions in the question and answer section. He also warned comedians never to joke with men of God.

'Don't joke with pastor they occupy a sacred office'. When God wants to destroy a man he sends him against a prophet(man of God). He said there are many things to joke or play with but not with a man called by God.

Hmmm, a word is enough for the wise

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Brugo(m): 11:57am On Jul 08, 2015
okeke00:
chaiiii! chaiiiiiiii! chaiiiii!
Okeke00 you are too much. lucky to be FTC, kudos to MTN.
buhari! kpakurumo go jo dada
tinubu! kpakurumo go jo dada
amechi! kpakurumo go jo dada
GEj! kpakurumo go jo dada
Seun! kpakurumo go jo dada

cheesy cheesy

Too funny

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by Nobody: 11:57am On Jul 08, 2015
kilode100:
Yinmu**
If only you know how many pastors, prophets and bishop I ve banged.
All of them na asewo. Mscheww.
MADAME undecided YOUR LIFE NA TO DEY BANG MAN OF GOD ABI?
NO Worry angry YOU GO SOON BANG WETI YOUR YANSH NO FIT CARRY
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by okeke00(m): 11:57am On Jul 08, 2015
absoluteSuccess:
I rejoice with you in your landmark FTC achievement. We hope to work with you to solidify your efforts in fullness of time. This absolute success, cheers.
cheers my dear. one love

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Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by kilode100(f): 11:57am On Jul 08, 2015
OmniSparrow:

I'm a prophet. Please bang me.

I am talking about rich prophets o..
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by DrChatNuff: 11:57am On Jul 08, 2015
men of GOD, Thieves from man
Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by sukkot: 11:59am On Jul 08, 2015
misreal:
does slapping a man that offended you makes you Holier than him??..a church is simply two or more people coming together to worship God,not the building..a wise man is known by his words.be careful on how you use words on people including pastors..
and i repeat, i will slap oyakhilome if i see him. well i am not a violent person and wouldnt physically slap him but just by that statement you can tell what i think about his fake as5. i see through him and his other thieves on the pulpit

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